TWAS' THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Ok, I made up this silly variation of Twas' the Night
Before Christmas Tenchi Style, not much to say really....

Twas the night before Christmas,

and in the Masaki home,

through the hall to the living room,

is where Tenchi romed,

He looked quite pissed off,

and in the room he peeked,

he had to give each of the ladies,

a 'Christmas Kiss' on the cheek,

Ryoko and Ayeka fought and fought,

loudly as could be,

over who would give the most presents,

under the Christmas tree,

Tenchi just frowned,

and sat on the couch,

he hadn't a care in the world,

just like a slouch,

he said that he wanted,

just to go to bed,

but the girls just smiled and yelled,

"It's not time for that yet!!!"

he smiled miserably,

as they all lined up,

he knew that when this was done,

Ryoko and Ayeka wouldn't shut up,

Kiyone was first,

wearing her 'special brooch',

he simply leaned over,

and planted a tiny smooch,

Mihoshi was next,

the clumsy blonde,

he and her really didn't,

have a bond,

Sasami was next,

he leaned over to her head,

it was simply just like,

tucking a daughter in bed,

Washu it was now,

he didn't really care,

he just leaned over,

and was amazed at her (very) pink hair, (she died pink hair pink, making it pinker!)

Oh My Good God,

he thought to himself,

Ryoko and Ayeka are next,

and oh my they're gonna shout,

he saw then Ryoko,

all red and neat,

so he just leaned over,

made a tiny kiss on the cheek,

this is almost over,

he thought to himself,

then he could sit by a fire,

or read a book on that shelf, (I'm really running out of rhymes here)

next was Ayeka,

she gave him a nod,

so as he leaned over,

he screamed "OH MY GOD!!!",

she grabbed him and tried,

to get a long make-out,

she was chasing him everywhere,

up and about,

the Ryoko joined in,

trying to get a big kiss,

now Tenchi realized,

he was clearly pissed,

he ran up to his bed room,

and the door, well he slammed it

and he shouted out loud,

"LET ME GO GOD DAMNIT!!!"


THE END