Me: I don't own Naruto, if I did, Naruto would be badass or you'd be watching this story on TV. No Flames Please. Just helpful suggestions!
Sasuke: Hn. The dobe would still be a dobe even IF you owned the series. (smirks)
Me: (tick appears over eyebrow) Shut UP, emo-teme! If I didn't want you as my muse you wouldn't even be here!
Sasuke: I dare you to MAKE me shut up you pussy. (sneers)
Me: At least I'm not gay!
Sasuke: (glares) That's it! (goes into curse mark level two) HABATAKU...CHIDORI!! (flapflapflapflapflap!!)
Me: (scoffs) Prepare to lose, buttfuck! RAITON: RASENRAIKIRI!! (chirpbuzzchirpbuzzchirp!!)
(big explosion occurs and Sasuke is knocked unconcious from recoil)
Me: HA! Take THAT bitch!! (victory dance)
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Chapter 1
Heaven's Waiting Room
Ugh... I sigh in annoyance as I sit in a pure white lobby with the other people who died in their lives. Each person is called up to review their lives. If you were a good guy, you go to heaven with Kami. If you've been evil...well, you know.
I'm just mulling over what the gatekeeper just explained to us, and I hope I don't have to swim in pools of lava with famous dictators and such. I was also thinking about my last moments on Earth. I died because one of my best and only friends was going to get run over by a truck and I pushed her away just in time. I took the blow and ended up here, trying my best to think positively.
"Will Kazama Neo please come with me." I hear a beautiful voice say. And I look over to see a gorgeous white winged woman smiling radiantly at me. Her long blue hair flowing behind her, and her golden eyes shone gentleness. She seemed nice, and she was stunning too! So I just hope that I would be able to go to heaven. I get up, and follow her as I walk into an office of pure white, the only thing with color is the brown desk in the middle.
She walks up to the desk and pulls out a very large folder with my name on it from under said desk before motioning me to sit down at the chair in front of her.
She smiled sweetly at me before speaking, "It's nice to finally meet you Neo-kun, my name is Saya, the Archangel of Judgement." she said.
I smiled at the nice she was showing. There was hope! But then she spoke again, "But it seems we have an issue here Neo-kun" she said with a frown.
I hung my head, 'I knew it was too good to be true! They lure you in with a pretty woman then shoot down your hopes with an AK-47! I'm goin' ta hell, I knew it!'
I spoke to her nonetheless, "I'm going to Hell aren't I? I must've upset Kami-sama or something right?" I asked politely. 'Might as well tell me now.'
Her eyes widened a bit and then she shook her head quickly, "No! It is nothing like that, Neo-kun! Kami-sama is actually very proud of you after reviewing your record!" she blurted out quickly, rising my hope meter up.
I sighed in relief, 'Oh thank you Kami-sama. I almost scared myself into a second death!'
"You shouldn't think so lowly of yourself Neo-kun, you are probably one of the kindest people Kami-sama and I have ever seen." She said to me with a kind smile.
She then looked sheepish while rubbing the back of her head, "The issue was...hehe...that you were not supposed to die. My brother in the Shinigami section had made a mistake with you and took away your soul by accident. You would've lived if your soul was still in your body, but it died of physical trauma because your soul was gone." She then looked down sadly, "I apologize Neo-kun."
I sighed after I got over my shock, and I tried to assure her as sincerely as I could, "It's not your fault Saya-chan, don't be guilty for something you didn't do." I said.
I could've sworn she blushed a bit, but I played it off as a trick of the light. She smiled at me again, "Thank you for that. I believe Kami-sama was right when she picked you to do a job for her." She said to me.
"Oro!?" Kami-sama wanted me to do something for her!? I was shocked beyond belief.
Saya-chan giggled at my response, "How eloquent Neo-kun, but yes, Kami-sama needs your help. She's offering you a second chance at life so that you can help a few certain individuals. Tell me Neo-kun, what do you know of Naruto?" She asked me.
I had a confused look, but answered nonetheless, "It was an anime show back on Earth. It ended just a few days before I died." I answered.
She nodded, "To tell you the truth about things, Neo-kun, Naruto is a real person. And the shinobi world does exist, among other worlds. A few days earlier we had a situation here in heaven, as one of the fallen angels sent away by Kami-sama gave Uchiha Madara more power so he could control the Jyuubi no Ookami as well as the Kyuubi no Kitsune. This was his revenge against his banishment, as he messed up the timeline there. There would be no other vessel for the Jyuubi, and Konoha would be destroyed completely. Kami-sama wants you to be the vessel for the Jyuubi no Ookami to help save those people down in Konoha. But Kami-sama wanted to give you a choice, to accept or decline. What will you choose?" She asked with a passive look on her face.
I was shocked by the things she said. So I could only utter a question, "Why me though, Saya-chan? There must be a million others better than me." I said not believing how I could be important.
She smiled sadly, "You don't give yourself enough credit for the things you do, Neo-kun. Your compassion for others is unmatched, you always did what you believed was morally correct back in your old life, you also changed people and things for the better. Kami-sama couldn't trust anyone else for this duty, and think of this as compensation for your premature death. Will you accept this duty?" She asked.
Both Kami-sama and Saya-chan say I'm the only one who can do this, and I guess I can change things for the better with my knowledge, so I said two words,
"I accept."
She practically beamed, and I smiled myself. Seeing that smile just made me feel... nice, somehow.
"I guess I shouldn't have doubted you then, Neo-kun." She got up and walked towards the middle of the white room, motioning for me to follow her. I got up and walked over to the spot she was at and she put a soft hand on my chest, just over my heart.
White angel feathers began to swirl around us, and a very large magic circle appeared under our feet. She spoke, "Kami-sama already prepared your new body, as well as some of your backstory. Do whatever you can do to change things for the best. And... just do one more thing for me before you go..."
She moved her head over to my ear. Her warm breath tickled me a bit as she whispered some final words of parting,
"...stay safe for me, Neo-kun. I want to see you again." She then moved her head again and gave me a pretty passionate kiss on the lips, lasting for a few seconds before I was gone in a flash of light. Dazed and blushing madly.
(Third Person POV)
Saya blushed a deep scarlet at what she'd just done with Neo. The chuckling she heard in her office just made the blush deepen.
"My, my Saya-chan. Have you fallen in love with the man already?" A female voice questioned slyly.
A golden flash lit the room, and when it died down there was a beautiful woman standing there. Long golden hair flowing behind her back. Silver eyes that gleamed with mischief. A nice body with curves in all the right places. A very sizeable D-cup bust. And a regal white kimono adorning her body, making her seem like royalty.
"Kami-sama!" Saya squeaked. (A/N: HA! Didn't see THAT comin' did ya'?)
"Hehehe. Don't be so flustered, Saya-chan. If you like him, then that's fine. He is a very desirable man. I mean, did you see that body! Most of the male angels aren't even close to that! And that nice face he has on those broad shoulders of his! Was he a good kisser Saya-chan?" Kami asked jokingly.
"Kami-sama!" Saya groaned embarassedly. Kami giggled.
(My POV)
I woke up and found myself at the Konoha gates, in an infant body. I looked around, but there were no guards, as they were probably holding off the bijuu. Everything was either destroyed, or badly damaged by the bijuu, and it looked horrible.
People were running through the streets, screaming their heads off about the apocalypse and all that other crap. It was kinda annoying, and they haven't noticed me yet.
It took me a while to get my head going, and when my memories finally came back, I blushed at the first one that popped up.
Saya-chan kissed me! She actually kissed me! And it was a pretty damn nice one too! Her lips were so luscious and soft, they tasted of sweet blueberries too! And-
Ack! I almost lost myself to pervert mode, and in an infant body no less!
Goddamnit! They were such nice thoughts too!
(Third Person POV) Konoha's Hokage Office
It was the most destructive day in Konoha's history. October 10th, the day where not one, but two bijuu lay destruction to Konoha's walls. The first one being the fearsome Kyuubi no Kitsune, and the second one being a gigantic shock to Konoha.
The Jyuubi no Ookami in all of it's glory. One said to be only a legend, a myth, but is now part of the mass destruction of Konoha. Howling to the moonlit sky, intimidating its prey.
"What the hell is that thing?! I thought the Kyuubi would be the strongest, but a Jyuubi comes up along with it!" Kakashi cried out in alarm.
Minato looked grim, "It seems that we have to get another vessel Kakashi. Search the village, we don't have anymore time left until I have to seal the Kyuubi inside Naru-chan." He said.
"Hai!" Kakashi then shunshined out.
As Minato began writing the seal onto Naruto's stomach, a few tears came out of his eyes, "I'm sorry I have to condemn you to this, son. I just hope Konoha treats you and the other vessel as heros." He said.
Kakashi came back a few seconds after Minato finished the seal on Naruto, a male baby cradled in his arms. The baby had spiky black hair on top of his head. His dark brown eyes looked around in curiousity. The strangest thing about the baby was the fact that he had canine-like fangs jutting out of his upper lip.
"I found this baby around the gate, Minato-sensei. There was only a note next to him telling that his name is Kazama Neo." Kakashi reported.
Minato's eyes widened in shock. The Kazama clan was very ancient clan that went extinct a long time ago. It was rumored that they had a legendary Kekkei Genkai, but he could never find out more then that. He nodded to Kakashi.
"Put him next to Naru-chan so I can draw the seal on him, Kakashi." Minato ordered.
Kakashi did so and Minato drew the Shiki-Fuujin seal on Neo's stomach. When he finally completed, Sarutobi shunshined inside a resolute look on his face.
"Minato-kun, I don't care if you're Hokage right now, let me do the sealing. Naruto-kun and Kushina-chan both need you in their lives. And the other vessel will face persecution by many without your help. I am not asking as a former Hokage, but as your friend. Let me do the sealing!" Sarutobi demanded.
Minato smiled sadly, "Sorry old man, but it's my duty to-" He stopped suddenly and fell to the ground face first. Jiraiya was behind him, his fist in a punching position.
"(sigh) Sorry Minato, but that would've been your most stupid choice thus far." Jiraiya then looked sadly at his sensei, "Well, goodbye, Sarutobi-sensei. It's been good learnin' under ya'." He then shunshined out with Minato over his shoulder, Kakashi following.
Sarutobi sighed, and walked over to the two infants. Neo smiled at the old man which made him smile back, before he picked up both babies and went out to the battlefield.
Battlefield Outside Konoha
Gamabunta was hopping around, distracting both bijuu as best he could until his summoner could bring back the vessels. He sighed sadly.
'Minato, I hope you know what choice you're making.'
Gamabunta then felt something land on his head. He expected to see Minato, but instead he saw Sarutobi on his head, both soon-to-be-demon vessels in his arms.
"Sarutobi?! What happened to Minato?!" The toad boss cried out, dodging another silver tail from the Jyuubi Ookami.
"Jiraiya and I knocked him out. Konoha needs him more than they need me, so I'll do the sealing, Gamabunta. You need to take me to the two bijuu's so I can do the Shiki Fuujin." Sarutobi said.
Gamabunta looked at the two demons in front of him and sighed again, "Normally I wouldn't listen to your orders because you're not the summoner, but I can make an exception in this case. Just hang on!"
Gamabunta hopped up high into the air as he dodged the tails of the crazed bijuu. When he finally got close enough to the demons, Sarutobi did the handseals for the Shiki Fuujin, and the sky grew dark as the Shinigami made his appearance.
(My POV)
When I saw the Shinigami my eyes widened a bit in fear.
He looked really intimidating up close. His purple skin was really dark. Horns jutted out from the top of the long white hair that came over his shoulder and down his back, it made him look like a demon. He wore a large white robe that covered his body, and showed off his purple chest, which seemed kinda creepy. He had no legs, and his right arm was covered with red prayer beads and tattoos that looked like curse marks. His yellow slitted eyes searched the area. There was a white tanto in his fangs, I think he uses it to cut souls or something.
The Shinigami looked at the old man and began to speak, "Are you the one who has summoned me, mortal?" He asked in a raspy voice.
Sarutobi steeled himself as he spoke to the Death God, "Hai. I summoned you to seal the two bijuu into the two infants that I have with me." He said.
The Shinigami looked at both Naruto and myself. It was kinda creepy, and I could've sworn that he smirked seeing me. He then looked at the two bijuu and then back to Sarutobi.
"Very well, mortal. And do not worry, the bijuu coming here was caused by a man with help from a fallen angel, so I will not take your life. Just prepare yourself for the strain." He said as he readied his prayer beads.
Then after that was a blur and intense pain, so much pain that I passed out.
(Third Person POV)
Konoha Hospital
Jiraiya, Minato, Kushina, and Kakashi were sitting sadly in the Kushina's hospital room.
Minato kept cursing himself for not doing the sealing, while Jiraiya was consoling him, telling him that his sensei wanted to do it.
Both Kakashi and Kushina were gazing out the window sadly. For they thought the old man had died in the sealing.
That was until Sarutobi himself went through the door with a happy smile on his face, and both babies in his arms sound asleep.
Naruto now had three whisker marks on each cheek as a side effect of the sealing. While Neo now had silver streaks running through his black hair.
Minato and the others were shocked to find him still alive, and Jiraiya spoke first, "S-Sarutobi-sensei?! How the hell are you still alive?! Not that I'm not happy with you-" Sarutobi cut him of there with a chuckle.
"It's quite alright Jiraiya-kun, I understand what you mean." He then put on a serious face. "The reason I'm still alive is because the Shinigami let me keep my soul."
Minato looked confused, "Why though, Sarutobi? The contract kills the user of the technique! Why would the Shinigami let you go willingly?" Minato asked.
Sarutobi explained, "The Shinigami said that the reason the two bijuu attacked is because somebody manipulated them into attacking. And a fallen angel gave the person more power to do so as well."
Everybody in the room was shocked at the revelation, then Minato looked thoughtful, "Well I guess we'll have the boys ask the demons themselves if they knew who was controling them, but I guess that's for another day." He shrugged.
Kushina was confused, "Boys? Minato-koi, I thought there was only one demon out there." She said.
Minato smiled at her, "Well in actuality, two bijuu attacked, one Kyuubi, and one Jyuubi. We had to find another infant for the sealing, and now he's going to be our now adopted son." He said said happily.
Kushina was overjoyed, "Oh! Let me see my two babies!" She said giddily. To which Sarutobi did so quickly, because he didn't want to face Kushina's wrath.
Kushina held both infants gently in her arms staring adoringly at them, rocking them back and forth. Minato, Jiraiya, Sarutobi, and Kakashi joining.
Neo felt his conciousness return to him, and he slowly opened his eyes. When the blurs left his vision, he found himself staring into the big blue eyes of Kushina.
He felt a warm feeling come to him as he looked around at the the people surrounding, and he felt himself cry with joy on the inside.
Kushina smiled at him, "Minato-koi, what's this little one's name?" She asked.
Minato smiled, "His name is Kazama Neo, he was found by Kakashi at the Konoha gates." He said.
She frowned as she looked sadly at me, "So Neo-chan was abandoned huh? Well I guess he'll have to deal with being a Namikaze then!" She smiled.
(My POV)
I... I'd never felt such a warm feeling before. I'd always been an orphan, and people used to make fun of me for that. But now I feel really happy, I'm surrounded by people who'd take me in as their own, even when they don't know my origins. I had a... a family.
I was really crying on the inside, so I decided to do a little newborn miracle for them.
"M-Minatwo, K-Kwushinwa." I cooed out.
I could see the shock on everybodies faces, but I just felt that I had to say it for them.
"M-Minato-koi, he just...he just said his first words!!" Kushina exclaimed astonished.
Minato was too shocked to say anything at the moment. He just stood there like a stone statue. Which made me snicker on the inside.
Kakashi poked his sensei, which made him fall to the floor, still frozen.
This time I laughed. But it came out as a cute giggle. Heh.
(Third Person POV)
In Front Of The Hokage Tower
Minato stood in front of the crowd of civilians and shinobi still alive from the attack. Konoha's buildings were being rebuilt and the streets were being paved again.
The blonde Hokage cleared his throat and began to speak, "People of Konoha, civilian and shinobi alike, we have faced a great burden, as not one, but two of the most powerful bijuu attacked our fair village! The Kyuubi no Kitsune and the Jyuubi no Ookami layed waste to our great walls, our homes, and our loved ones, but let me say that we have triumphed today as they were finally defeated! I designed a seal that would have the bijuu themselves sealed into two infants, so that they would finally be stopped! I have sealed the Kyuubi no Kitsune into my own son, Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto! And the Jyuubi into my new adopted son, Kazama Namikaze Neo! I only ask you to see them as who they truly are, and not the demons they contain!" He finished. (A/N: I hope that speech was Hokage-ish.)
Mostly all of the shinobi of Konoha understood this immeadiately, but only some of the civilians got the message. There was an uproar from the people who could not see past their own hate, which wasn't alot. Because those people were stupid. Ugh...
An ignorant and stupid villager cried out, "Kill the demons! They are the very ones who tried to destroy the village! They just try to trick you with their ugly human form!"
Minato sent him a glare laced with killing intent, "Are you so stupid that you cannot see past your own hate! They only contain the demons, they are not the demons themselves! Tell me, when you fill a glass with water, does the glass immeadiately become water as well?!"
The same villager sputtered and tried to come up with an excuse, "The demons will overcome their minds and kill us all! They will overpower the infants!" He cried out, happy with his so-called 'good' logic.
This time most of the shinobi glared at him as well, Minato spoke angrily at the villager, "So you doubt my skills as a Hokage?! These were seals of my own creation, powered by the Shinigami! If they lose their will to live, or if they die before they reach thirteen, will the bijuu will come out. Unless you were stupid enough to do such things to my sons, you will not only have to deal with the bijuu again, but you will face my wrath as well!!" He sent more killing intent at the man, which sent him to his knees.
The crowd despersed. Most of the shinobi and some of the civilians did not hate Naruto and Neo for what they held. Not because their Hokage said so, but because the words he spoke were absolutely right. And they truly did see the two boys as heros.
The ignorant ones were a completely different story. They would kill the demons one day and be seen as heros of the village. They would kill anyone who was related to the demons, and they would kill the demon's lovers if there were any. Because they believed that those with the demon taint don't deserve to live, and even the heavens would hold them in high honors.
Ugh... people can be really stupid can't they?
Me: And that's it. The first chapter.
Sasuke: (groans) Ugh... what happened?
Me: Well, to tell you the truth, you were knocked unconcious from the recoil of our attacks, and I just finished the first chapter.
Sasuke: Really?
Me: (nods)
Sasuke: Damnit.
Me: Maa... It's okay, you can advertise the next chapter.
Sasuke: Okay then. The next chapter, Hyuuga Kidnapping. Hinata gets kidnapped, but who will save her and the clan's fate?
Me: ) 'Kay! Thanks Sasuke.
Sasuke: Hn.
Poll: Who shall be in each guy's harem?
Naruto or Neo?
Hinata
Saya-In Neo's harem
FemKyuu-Only if you want her in Naruto's
FemJyuu-Only if you want her in Neo's
FemHaku
Kurenai
Anko
Ino
Tenten
Koyuki
Hana
Temari
Kin
Yugao
FemOC
Me: Don't vote for Sakura. I've decided that she will be with Sasuke.
Sasuke: That was my request. I'd rather have Sakura take my virginity than any other girl.
Me: Anyway please vote for which girl you want in the person's harem. You can even suggest a girl for the harems! The votes are like this:
Girl's NameNaruto or Neo
Me: Alright please Read and Review! Later!
Sasuke: Hn.