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2 doctors enter


The cool air had been a blessing to Doctor Twobrains when he first stepped into the building. A welcomed relief from the suffocating heat of the outdoors. Now it was giving him a small array of goosebumps on his arms. A little too cold.

He stepped onto the elevator and pressed for a floor somewhere on the upper levels of the building.

Before the doors closed, another man, medium height leaning towards the tall end of the height spectrum with long brown locks of hair that dangled down around his glasses, stepped into the elevator.

He then pressed another button, higher up in the building than the doctor had.

It was just the two of them, standing in silence listening to the whir of the gears, the over played elevator music and the flicker of the lights above them. In short it wasn't very quiet at all.

Twobrains gave a quick glance at the other man. He was quite startled this time around.

In the young man's place there stood a giant human sized pigeon wearing a labcoat.

He was quite a fat bird, mostly brown. He seemed to have a sort of a mask around his beak and eyes that was mostly black and white.

For a while, the mousy doctor debated over whether or not he was really hallucinating.

The-man-who-turned-into-a bird suddenly cocked his head to the side.

The two lab coat donning men stood there awkwardly quiet.

And then the bird whipped out a cleaver.


Iwamine Shuu, Doctor of the prestigious school for gifted birds, St. Pigeonations, was on his way to a serious Hawk Party meeting. He stepped onto an elevator that was starting to close. Without a second thought he pressed the button to his floor.

And then that's when he noticed him. That odd stranger. The odd human with crazy white hair. He was the very image of a 'mad scientist' but that's not what drew his attention.

His eyes were nothing like that of a human's. There weren't many humans in the world but even he knew that a human didn't have pink eyes. The man appeared to have…something that resembled whiskers. Judging from the other clues they were most likely mouse whiskers.

The most intriguing part of this man was the second brain sticking out of the side of his head.

Was this man human anymore?

Was he even human in the first place?

Their eyes caught each other's gaze. The other man looked away quickly, embarrassed in a vain attempt to pretend that he hadn't been staring all this time.

In truth, Shuu had known all this time from the moment he stepped on the elevator that the man had been staring at him.

Quite frankly, it was rude.

He had made up his mind right then and there what he'd do with this oddity.

He took out his cleaver, goal in mind.

Before he could make his move the elevator door opened. It must be the man's floor.

He hit the button to close the elevator door before the scientist could make his move.

He was not about to let this specimen get away. After all, he'd never get another chance to dissect such a unique case again.


1 Doctor leaves.

A/n:

I'm not very good at writing Shuu because I havn't finished his route yet.