I am currently going through this weird Death Note obsession, so I just had to write these xD I just recently found the anime, finished it within 3 days or so, and absolutely LOVED IT!

These are supposed to be funny, so sorry if my dry humor fails.

Disclaimer: I OBVIOUSLY do NOT own Death Note because I doubt that I can write about people as smart as L and Light. Plus, our dear friend L would be alive and well.

I also don't own Comcast…

LET US START!

Mello woke up in the middle of night like he usually does for unknown reasons and looked toward the nightstand. A scream of horror left his mouth as he jumped out of his bed and ran (still in his footy pajamas) into the lobby of the headquarters. Matt was sitting on the couch playing video games 24/7 like he always is, except this time he actually PAUSED the game. Wow.

"Dude, Mello, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING, BRO?" Matt said sadly, for his "totally boss" video game was interrupted by his partner.

"It's missing…" Mello said, breathing heavily.

"Huh?" Matt questioned.

"This crime, Matt, this crime…WE HAVE TO SOLVE IT!" Mello emphasized.

"I understand," Matt said as he called the rest of the team for back up.

******DEATH NOTE******

Mello sat on his chair nervously as he flipped through various reports. His frustration was visible through his wrinkled forehead and sweat drops. Members of his investigation team (more like mafia) were scampering around the base from one computer to another and shouting orders.

"Hey, Mel. Don't worry, we'll solve this case," Matt said optimistically as he patted Mello's shoulder.

"We better Matt…'cause if we don't…I'll kill every single one of you," he said darkly.

Matt's eyes widened at this. Was his friend (only non-virtual friend) really going to kill everyone he cares about in order to solve this case? He heard Mello say many times that this crime was far worse than the Kira case. Was it really? And if so, did he really have to take such extreme measures?

"MATT! None of these papers are leading us to any evidence!" Mello yelled, "Get everyone to work harder! Your pathetic efforts aren't enough!"

"Right, boss," Matt sighed.

Oh how he missed the sweet gaming action.

******DEATH NOTE******

It's been a day since the crime was committed and Mello just can't handle it anymore. He broke down and began to tear up.

"I can't do it…" he said in defeat.

Matt continued to stand there.

"I'm going to have to take a dangerous step, but I'm willing to do it," Mello said evilly with his hair covering his eyes.

Matt was astonished, as well as the rest of the team. Mello stood up, put on his motorcycle helmet, grabbed his gun, and left.

He entered the nearest convenience store and carried on with his mission, until he got a call.

"Hello…?" He asked into the phone.

"Sir! We have just received a surveillance video and were hoping if you can be here to check it out!" the investigator said.

"You don't say? I'll be there," he said as he closed his phone and hopped onto his motorcycle.

******DEATH NOTE******

Everyone surrounded the computer and the chair in front of it. Mello was seated there and began to open the video. He clicked on it… like a boss. Matt crossed his fingers, hoping that this was the video that caught the culprit.

Loading…

Still Loading…

STILL Loading…

"DAMN COMPUTER! LOAD ALREADY!" Mello yelled.

He then appointed one of his men to go switch to Comcast.

Ok…Now the video has started. He watched intensely and after it was finished, he stared at the screen blank minded.

"It's me…" he said, "I did it…" he said in surprise.

The others stared at him, confused.

"Alright, case closed. Continue your work," Mello said.

His team hurried back to their jobs, but were a tad bit confused at why Mello made this crime a big deal and then decided to stop.

"Thanks for your help, Matt," Mello said, "go continue your video game."

"Sure thing…No problem. Just one more thing though: What was all this about?" Matt asked.

"My chocolate… It was missing," Mello whispered, "Turns out it was just me who ate it…"

Matt's mouth dropped open. The chocolate was worse than the Kira case? The chocolate was worth wasting the team's time? Most importantly, the chocolate was the thing that took time away from Matt's precious video games? No… No way. He wasn't serious.

He just smiled at his chocoholic friend and resumed to play his game. At that point, there was really nothing else he could have done.

DA END!

Mello and his chocolate…ahhh how could I not take advantage of that XD Grrr I know, I did horrible. I don't think this is that good, but it was so much clearer in my mind. Don't you hate it when you have trouble writing down your ideas? Hopefully this was enough though.