It was a quite night in the town of Narnia and despite popular belief they really aren't located in a cupboard or wardrobe and they don't have a centaur or Lion wandering around nor do they have a witch, they've never had unexpected children appearing out of nowhere and helping fight a war against a wicked witch with afore mentioned Lion and Centaur, or let said children become they're rulers.

No, that's much too silly.

Really, it's quite normal in the town of Narnia. They only have an Elephant the tried to help them fight back vicious, man-eating, elephant squashing Tim tams whom was once their close ally in the war against all things abnormal, because Narnia is completely and utterly normal.

So whilst they're fighting against abnormality the jealous, scuba diving fairies had a plan, it was to take over the wintery town of Narnia by telling the Tim Tams that the people of Narnia and the Elephant were hiding a necklace in the town hall and it allows things to grow.

Outraged they dug up the necklace and used it to make themselves grow by putting it around them but they wore it for too long and became giants. Frightened the fairies along with their army ran away, the elephant along with the people of Narnia rejoiced until they were all squashed by newly made, vicious, man-eating, elephant squashing Tim Tams.

The End!

A/N : I wrote this for a creative writting task, so I'm not even completly sure weather or not it's an actual fan fiction for Narnia but I suppose it is... my English teacher said it wasn't creative enough because I based it of Narnia kind of but come on... you have to admit that was creative.

:) Thanks for reading please review and tell me how messed up my brain is!