Chapter 1 My Balls (By the creator of Dr. Wong Pong )

Before we start, Please Ignore my not so perfect American accent.

It was very HARD coming out with pong. "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"

This is what my Grandpa would used to say. I came up with the idea of Pong one day.

I was looking at my brother Peng's balls. They were sitting on a shelf next to mine.

I thought of all the times we played with my balls. I remember playing catch with Peng's balls and how much fun it was.

So i thought why not make it electronic. I spent years coming out with ideas.

WHen i thought i was going to quit my Grandpa would say "Crowded elevator smells different to midget".

Right away i knew to work harder. Initially I had small balls, then they got bigger,

they i was left with nothing but two vertical sticks. I was almost ready to give up.

But then I saw that by having my hand on the vertical stick. I could move it up and down and blast the ball away.

It was then that i released that i only need one ball to have the same about of pleasure. Everyone has balls,

you will see pong in all of them now. No one can tell you how to play pong or how big your balls should be.

PLay my game the way I wanted it to be played.

Thank you for your time. Dr. Wong Pong,