First one is ZoSan - there is no relationship between them, but everytime they fight, Sanji gets aroused for some reason. However, he is too stubborn to admit it. Zoro always notices it and gives no sign that he does. - candy-of-doom
These were the kinds of reactions Sanji should be having to Nami and Robin wearing their swimsuits, not the sweaty, panting and filthy marimo, but maybe it wasn't Zoro so much as fighting with Zoro that did this to him; the thrill that challenging Zoro gave him was definitely to blame.
At that moment a particularly awkward kick gave Zoro a perfect view of Sanji's current predicament, and Sanji watched as the marimo's eyes widened, just a fraction, but Sanji knew that he'd seen it.
Sanji expected a scathing remark or at the very least an insulting jibe, but all he got was a devious smirk and a "Come on, Shit-cook, you're gonna have to do better than that," and the fight continued on.
The second one might be difficult. Also Zosan, with something creepy in the air. - candy-of-doom
Zoro ran his fingers through soft blond hair; hair that he had wanted to run his fingers through for so long that being able to do so now felt almost dream like. He traced his fingers over the distinct curled eyebrows and down the straight nose, tracing the cheek bones out from there and running his thumbs across them lovingly, though he was stopped when his fingers brushed something wet.
"Oh shit," Zoro hissed, shifting the head on his lap and reaching for the wet cloth he'd been using to wipe the last of the blood from it. "I missed a spot."
Zosan. Every time Zoro looks into the mirror, he sees Sanji repeating his movements instead of himself and gradually falls in love with him. - candy-of-doom
He was there again, at he always was, the blond on the other side of the mirror. Zoro knew it wasn't his reflection; he knew his hair was short and green rather than shaggy and blond and he knew his brows arched in a way that gave people the impression he was constantly angry, rather than curling up at the end into an odd spiral.
It had frightened Zoro the first time he'd looked into the mirror and seen the blond man staring back at him, but after all of these years he'd come to expect the man to be there, welcomed him. He rested his hand against the glass of the mirror, staring intently into the blue eyes that stared back with equal intensity, and wished all the more he could slip through the glass and join the man on the other side.
Oh, can I have one more, please? Um. Let's see. ZoSan, no relationship. Zoro is struck by a lightning and declares to the entire crew that Sanji is his wife. I'll give you my special Hug of Doom if you add something perverted 3 - candy-of-doom
He'd scared them all nearly to death, trust the lost marimo to position himself perfectly to be struck by lightning, and then wake up so disoriented.
"I'm your WHAT!?" Sanji squawked in indignation.
"My wife!" Zoro declared proudly, approaching Sanji with a lecherous grin. He reached around and grabbed a handful of the blond's ass. "We have yet to enjoy our honeymoon though."
Can I have one more? xD ZoSan, Sanji has his hands tied up and cooks with his mouth. - candy-of-doom
Sanji had been right in the middle of cooking when Zoro decided he wanted to try being kinky and secured the blonde's hands behind his back with a thick line of rope.
Unfortunately for Zoro, Sanji was determined to finish cooking lunch before he got into anything with the swordsman, and with his lack of hands he was forced to come up with a new method; cleverly picking up the spatula in his mouth, he swirled it around the pan, ignoring the stings of popping oils when they hit his cheek.
"See, shitty swordsman? You're not the only one who's good with his mouth."
SanZo! AU western, 3 sentences please ^^ - bipalium
"You're a wanted man, Roronoa Zoro," Sanji smirked, pushing the man's face further into the finished wood of the bar top.
"And I supposed you're going to turn me in," Zoro replied with a cocksure smile that suggested he knew better.
"Maybe not, if you're willing to pay a fine instead," Sanji whispered suggestively, watching with glee as the outlaw below him turned red.