Title: Bonaventure
Author: Golden Elanor
Disclaimer: Mine. NOT.
Bonaventure
"No I don't, Sam."
"I'm sorry, man; I hate to bring it to you, but you do."
"Sam."
"Dean."
"Sam!"
"What?"
"I. Do. Not."
"Just take a shower first."
"Sam, I told you I don't need one!"
"Fine, calm down. I agree with you."
"No, you don't."
"Ok, I don't."
"Sam!"
"I wonder what would have happened if Mom and Dad had called me Bonaventure instead of Samuel."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Dude, don't confuse me."
…
"Shut up."
"Didn't say a word."
"But you want to."
"Your words, not mine."
"The girl in the shop did NOT scrunch up her nose!"