It was a nice day out. The sun was shining, the water blue, and everything was calm on the ship.
"Ahhh, Nami! I'm bored!" whined Luffy.
"Well, I'm busy counting the gold I recently acquired. Don't bother me." Answered Nami while she busily counted.
"Robin, I'm bored!" whined Luffy once again.
"Haha, then here's a riddle for you." Laughed Robin."Your parents gave birth to a child. It's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
"That would be me." answered Nami.
"Aww, Nami. You ruined the riddle." Whined Luffy.
"Oh, don't tell me you actually would've gotten the answer Luffy." Laughed Nami
"Why don't you go tell it to Chopper?" suggested Robin.
"Oh! That's a good idea." And with that, Luffy went to find Chopper.
"Hey, Chopper! I've got a riddle for you!"
"Eh, really?! What is it?"
"Your parents gave birth to a child. It's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
"Ehh, I don't know." Chopper thinks a while. "Oh, there's Usopp, let me ask him."
"Hey, Usopp! Luffy told me a riddle and I don't know the answer."
"Leave it to the great Captain Usopp! I can answer any riddle that is asked of me." Usopp proudly pointed to himself
"Ok, Your parents gave birth to a child. It's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" asks Chopper.
"Oh, that's easy. Me of course." Answers Usopp.
"Thanks!" Chopper said. "Hey Luffy, that child would be Usopp."
"Hahahaha! You're funny! Of course not! It was Nami!" Luffy laughed.
In which the rest of the crew members sighed.
This is my first fic so if you didn't understand it, I'm sorry. ;;