Oreo Cakesters: By Luna Mrow

A/N: Just a somewhat crack, totally random drabble between Art and Wally. Please read :D

"Wally."

"Yeah babe?"

"Where's the oreo cakesters?"

"Come again?"

"In the pantry there was a box of oreo cakesters. I specifically left a note on the package telling everyone they were mine and off limits."

"Alright then."

"You ate them."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"Why are you automatically assuming I did it?"

"Because you're the only one on the team who eats like a sumo wrestler and loves to annoy the hell out of me."

"I swear, it wasn't me."

"I don't believe you."

"Not really my problem if you have denial issues."

"I can prove you ate them."

"Oh really?"

"I had Robin set up a camera."

"What, so you're saying that Robin 'magically' set up a camera and now there's 'magically' a videotape of me taking your oreos."

"Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying."

"You know Arty, I'm very shocked, appalled, and insulted that you went to such extreme measures. I'm innocent I tell you."

"I have the video right here. You weren't using super speed either."

"*** damn it."

"Mhm hmm."

"Alright, so I did it. What are you going to do about it?"

"Nothing."

"Really?"

"You're doing something."

"Oh really?"

"Yup."

"Babe, as much as I love you telling me what to do, I'm kind of busy."

"You're going down to the store and buying me another package of oreo cakesters."

"Um, not I'm not."

"Um, yes you are."

"Oh ho, and you're gonna make me, Arty?"

"Don't call me Arty."

"What are you going to do about it?"

"I thought you'd ask that. That's why I took this—"

"NO! NOT MY MISTER TWISTER EYEBALL SOUVINIR! THAT'S MY FAVORITE ONE!"

"Then go buy me some oreos!"

"NEVER!"

"I wonder if this eyeball can bounce if I throw it out the window..."

"NO!"

"Then get off you lazy ass and go buy me some oreos!"

"Why are you so determined to eat oreos? What are you, some kind of snack-cookie-obsessed-freak?"

"These are oreo cakesters. Get it right, bitch. NOW GO BUY ME SOME!"

"FINE. *** damn it! You're soooooooooo immature!"

"NO! YOU'RE THE IMMATURE ONE!"

"I hate you, you know that?"

"I hate you even more you oreo eating thief!"

"You're just mad because I turned sixteen before you did!"

"So! I'll turn sixteen soon anyway, dummy!"

"Your hair is so poofy birds could use it as a nest to hatch their eggs!"

"Your superhero costume looks like ketchup threw up and mustard farted!"

"Mustard can't fart!"

"You know what does fart? YOUR BRAIN!"

"I hate you!"

"You already said that!"

"I love you!"

"I love you too!"

"Let's go make-out!"

"Sounds great! After you buy my oreo cakesters!"

"Damn it!"

"So yeah, that's my fanfiction. Think I should post it?" Robin asked.

Zatanna was still in laughing hysterics. "Rich," she giggled. "I can't believe you wrote that about Artemis and Wally! They're going to kill you!"

The Boy Wonder shrugged. "So you like it?"

"I love it. And I love you for writing this."

Robin grinned. "Yeah. I'm kinda awesome."

Author's Note:

BAHAHAHAHA! Poor Wally and Artemis xD I actually didn't plan on ending it with Robin writing them in a fanfiction. But then I thought, 'what if it turns out Robin and Zee are behind it all?' Because she's magic and he's ninja and together they're like, magic ninja awesomeness.

Plus, you know, Spitfire. Gotta love 'em. XD

Thanks for reading, and please review! This was seriously so whacky lol 8D

~Luna