Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. Bella and Edward belong to Stephenie Meyer.
The Vampire Foot
(A/N) Wanting to make people Laugh out loud( -P.S. not apart of the story )
"Grrrrrrrrrr I'm gunna pop it." I yelled quietly to myself and my ant or mosquito bite bump in the forrest where Edward Cullen lives."Oh My Gosh." I said. "I didnt see you there Edward." Edward swooped down swiftly.
"I'm here to disinfect your ant or mosquito bite bump." Edward spoke for the firt time in his life.
"Oh thank u so much edward." I answered.
"Okay well ur gunna feel a sting" He warned me talking in a fun voice.
"Okay" I said
Edward sucked the insect venom out
"Oh that didn't- " The pain cut me off while I was talking."OMG wat was that?" I questioned
"What do u mean what was that?" he asked
"Well that that stinging sensation thats sweeping the nation" I started to feel like my foot was flying.
"Comon sing with me."Edward started to sing. " CEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COMON lets celebrate lets celebrate OH OH"
I was in soooooooooooooooooo much pain but something inside me bursted and I just had to sing. " GOOD TIMES COMON lets celebrate lets celebrate!"Oh no my foot is starting to fly! Whats happening?" I just had to ask.
"Oh um this is hard to say but ur foot is a vampire, and you know how bats are vampires..."
"Yeah"
"and bats fly..."
"Mmm Hmm"
"Well if you put 2 and 2 together and make FISH than you've got lunch. So yeah to make a short story short... your foot is a vampire."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COMON lets celebrate lets celebrate A-Ring-a-Ding-Ding