(AN: OK so my WAYS TO KILL A CHOCOBO got taken off, so instead I've written
a story where Zidane goes around Gaia killing chocobos so that when he has
killed enough chocobos he gets to battle The Fat Chocobo!)
A great message came to Zidane from the sky, it read: " eggs, teabags, jam, ketchup...." Err sorry wrong one, it read: "Zidane you have been chosen to fulfil a prophecy written long ago. You are the chosen one who shall rid our world of the only evil it really holds, and that evil is: CHOCOBOS! Only you can do this, only you can save us." "Turn over for instructions", said a mysterious voice from the sky, which sounded suspiciously like one of those peoples voices that says "turn tape over" on relaxation tapes. Zidane turned the paper over and there was indeed a list of instructions, they read: " put dog out, wash car..."Sorry wrong one again, it read: " you shall have to kill 162 chocobos to reach the level you need to defeat The Fat Chocobo! Oh and beware of green jelly stuff!" " I have to do it, I've got to do it!" thought Zidane as he set out on his journey to rid Gaia of Chocobos!
AN:OK I know this chapter was VVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY short, but that's because it's only the intro and there will be LOTS of Chocobo KILLING next chapter!
A great message came to Zidane from the sky, it read: " eggs, teabags, jam, ketchup...." Err sorry wrong one, it read: "Zidane you have been chosen to fulfil a prophecy written long ago. You are the chosen one who shall rid our world of the only evil it really holds, and that evil is: CHOCOBOS! Only you can do this, only you can save us." "Turn over for instructions", said a mysterious voice from the sky, which sounded suspiciously like one of those peoples voices that says "turn tape over" on relaxation tapes. Zidane turned the paper over and there was indeed a list of instructions, they read: " put dog out, wash car..."Sorry wrong one again, it read: " you shall have to kill 162 chocobos to reach the level you need to defeat The Fat Chocobo! Oh and beware of green jelly stuff!" " I have to do it, I've got to do it!" thought Zidane as he set out on his journey to rid Gaia of Chocobos!
AN:OK I know this chapter was VVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY short, but that's because it's only the intro and there will be LOTS of Chocobo KILLING next chapter!