Hello. That's really all I have to say. Except please be nice. Or
I'll......do.....something......meh.
Disclaimer: Trinity owns shit all. That includes Yu-Gi-Oh, Shiny Pop Cans and Old Newspapers.
I have called Jounouchi Joey because it's easier to type and I don't have to play 'Hunt the Key.'
Thanking you please for your co-operation. Also thanking you please Steve, my sound man who does not exist.
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Getting to the Airport. *cue horror music* *horror music plays* *thank you Steve*
Yugi, Ryou, Malik and Joey for some reason (comical value) are heading to the airport, where they will depart for France, the country of, in Joey's own words, 'Food, Large Towers, and Cute Little Souvenier Shops Owned By Little Old Women.' Un/Fortunately, their Yami's are coming along for the ride. Yugi, Ryou, Malik and Joey were all sitting quite comfortably in the mini- bus, until three certain psychotic beings decided they too wanted to sit in the mini-bus. All Hell broke loose.
Ryou: *in pain* Yami Bakura, you're crushing me! Please, remove your posterior from my knees!
Yami B: *smirks* Aah, shut up you little poofter. I'm quite comfy here.
Malik: Yami Malik, move, go back to the soulroom, there's no space!
Yami M: Heck, if you wanted space you should have joined NASA.
Yugi: Hey! Yami! Can you get 'em to move!
Yami: *raises eyebrow* Well, what do you think?
Ryou: Lungs.....failing.....
Joey: *eating hotdog* Ryou? You OK? Hmm...needs more relish....
Ryou: Please....help.....
Joey: Where can I get some relish.....what? you say something? No? Good.
Yugi: Yami Bakura! Move! Quick! Ryou's dying!
Yami B:*talking to Yami M* I was playing Poker with Tarot Cards last night. I got a full house, and four people died. What? Ryou? Oh, crap.
Yami: Stand back! For I have been trained in lifesaving techniques!
*Starts to give Ryou Kiss of Life*
Yami B: Eww! Nasty! I'm gonna make that little bugger clean his mouth out!
Malik: That's gonna replace the fairy in my nightmares.
Joey: o_O Whoa! Take it outside! You nearly put me right off my hotdog!
Yami M: Interesting......
Everybody stares.
Yami M: What? It is!
Everybody continues staring.
Yami M: Ryou's gone blue.
Yami: By the many worshippers of Ra! Fear not, Ryou, friend of Yugi, I will save you!
*continues with Kiss of Life*
Yami B: Stop it! That's disgusting! *squirms*
Joey: Haha! Yami Bakura squirmed like a girl!
Yami B: Haha! Joey screamed like a girl! *prods Joey with nearby pointy stick*
Joey: AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami B: Damn that feels good.
Yami M: Let me try!
Yami B: Go nuts.
Yami M: Don't mind if I do! *prods Joey*
Joey: AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Hey! That's blood!
Yami B: Well spotted.
Malik: Lots of it!
Yami B: Aren't you the little observer?
Malik: Yami Malik, STOP!
Yugi: JOEY! JOEY! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, BUDDY?
Joey: *groans*
Yami B: Is it humanely possible to lose that much blood and still be conscious?
Yami M: Doesn't look like it.
*Joey faints*
Yami: Two casualties! Another chance to display my alternative resuscitation skills!
Yami M&B: NO! DON'T! IT'S GROSS AND WEIRD!
Yami: *pouts* It's not! It's not, is it, Yugi?
Yugi: *sweatdrop animé style*
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Malik: Hey look! Fields!
Yugi: You, err.... Never seen a field?
Mailk: *snorts* Of course I have. It's just Trinity is trying to think what to write so I thought I'd try and make conversation.
Yugi: Riiighht. Hey! Ryou's alive!
Malik: Who? Oh, him, yeah. You're alive!
Ryou: *clutching chest* Yeah, I am. I had this weird vision, everything was dark, and I saw a light, then realised it was the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Yugi: Fate really isn't very kind to you, is it?
Ryou: No. No it's not. Huh? What happened to Joey?
Yugi: *points at Yami Bakura and Yami Malik* Them That's what happened to...HOLY SHIT!
*Yami B and Yami M are in a heated conversation. Around them are many empty booze bottles.*
Yami B: So *hic* I looked him strai-straight in the'eye, and said *hic* If we're nit su-su-su-supoosed to *hic* eat animals, then, *hic* how come they're made *hic* of meat?
Yami M: Hahaha*hic*hahaha.Then wot 'appened, mate?
Yami B: I *hic* dunno *hic* I can't remember. *giggles*
Malik: When did that happen?
Ryou: They're fast!
Yugi: They'll get alcohol poisoning.
*cue dramatic music for Yami speech* *thank you Steve.*
Yami: I sure hope they do, for then I can demonstrate my Hangover Healing techniques, taught to me by the finest Witch Doctors around! No illness can escape my deft hands, my strategic mind, my-
Malik: Rabid Mouth?
Yami: *death glare* YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT REMARK, MORTAL! FOR I KNOW TRANQUILLIZING TECHNIQUES TOO, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT I CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP!
Malik: That does not bear thinking about. Help me, Yugi!
Yami: YUGI CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW! PREPARE TO ENTER DRUG INDUCED HAPPYLAND!
Yugi: Hey! We're at the airport!
Yami: Oh, good! ^_^
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So what do y'all sat at your computers think? Good, bad? Bear in mind, it's my first fanfic. And get ready for chapter two, At The Airport. What happens when Malik's exstensive jewellery collection sets off the metal detector? Will security find Yami's tranquillizing drugs? Are the Yami's sober? What the heck happened to Joey? Tune in for the next exciting chapter. REVIEW PLEASE!
'What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?'
Disclaimer: Trinity owns shit all. That includes Yu-Gi-Oh, Shiny Pop Cans and Old Newspapers.
I have called Jounouchi Joey because it's easier to type and I don't have to play 'Hunt the Key.'
Thanking you please for your co-operation. Also thanking you please Steve, my sound man who does not exist.
****************************
Getting to the Airport. *cue horror music* *horror music plays* *thank you Steve*
Yugi, Ryou, Malik and Joey for some reason (comical value) are heading to the airport, where they will depart for France, the country of, in Joey's own words, 'Food, Large Towers, and Cute Little Souvenier Shops Owned By Little Old Women.' Un/Fortunately, their Yami's are coming along for the ride. Yugi, Ryou, Malik and Joey were all sitting quite comfortably in the mini- bus, until three certain psychotic beings decided they too wanted to sit in the mini-bus. All Hell broke loose.
Ryou: *in pain* Yami Bakura, you're crushing me! Please, remove your posterior from my knees!
Yami B: *smirks* Aah, shut up you little poofter. I'm quite comfy here.
Malik: Yami Malik, move, go back to the soulroom, there's no space!
Yami M: Heck, if you wanted space you should have joined NASA.
Yugi: Hey! Yami! Can you get 'em to move!
Yami: *raises eyebrow* Well, what do you think?
Ryou: Lungs.....failing.....
Joey: *eating hotdog* Ryou? You OK? Hmm...needs more relish....
Ryou: Please....help.....
Joey: Where can I get some relish.....what? you say something? No? Good.
Yugi: Yami Bakura! Move! Quick! Ryou's dying!
Yami B:*talking to Yami M* I was playing Poker with Tarot Cards last night. I got a full house, and four people died. What? Ryou? Oh, crap.
Yami: Stand back! For I have been trained in lifesaving techniques!
*Starts to give Ryou Kiss of Life*
Yami B: Eww! Nasty! I'm gonna make that little bugger clean his mouth out!
Malik: That's gonna replace the fairy in my nightmares.
Joey: o_O Whoa! Take it outside! You nearly put me right off my hotdog!
Yami M: Interesting......
Everybody stares.
Yami M: What? It is!
Everybody continues staring.
Yami M: Ryou's gone blue.
Yami: By the many worshippers of Ra! Fear not, Ryou, friend of Yugi, I will save you!
*continues with Kiss of Life*
Yami B: Stop it! That's disgusting! *squirms*
Joey: Haha! Yami Bakura squirmed like a girl!
Yami B: Haha! Joey screamed like a girl! *prods Joey with nearby pointy stick*
Joey: AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami B: Damn that feels good.
Yami M: Let me try!
Yami B: Go nuts.
Yami M: Don't mind if I do! *prods Joey*
Joey: AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Hey! That's blood!
Yami B: Well spotted.
Malik: Lots of it!
Yami B: Aren't you the little observer?
Malik: Yami Malik, STOP!
Yugi: JOEY! JOEY! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, BUDDY?
Joey: *groans*
Yami B: Is it humanely possible to lose that much blood and still be conscious?
Yami M: Doesn't look like it.
*Joey faints*
Yami: Two casualties! Another chance to display my alternative resuscitation skills!
Yami M&B: NO! DON'T! IT'S GROSS AND WEIRD!
Yami: *pouts* It's not! It's not, is it, Yugi?
Yugi: *sweatdrop animé style*
NEWSFLASH: Buy new Portable Animé Style Sweatdrops. They're small, sweet, easy to apply, and work well in most comical or degrading situations. Also, try our Animé Clumsy Surprised Everybody-Falls-On-The-Floor-Wearing-Silly- Expression Training kit! The ideal compliment to your Animé Style Sweatdrop. Available from all non-existant retailers.
Malik: Hey look! Fields!
Yugi: You, err.... Never seen a field?
Mailk: *snorts* Of course I have. It's just Trinity is trying to think what to write so I thought I'd try and make conversation.
Yugi: Riiighht. Hey! Ryou's alive!
Malik: Who? Oh, him, yeah. You're alive!
Ryou: *clutching chest* Yeah, I am. I had this weird vision, everything was dark, and I saw a light, then realised it was the headlamp of an oncoming train.
Yugi: Fate really isn't very kind to you, is it?
Ryou: No. No it's not. Huh? What happened to Joey?
Yugi: *points at Yami Bakura and Yami Malik* Them That's what happened to...HOLY SHIT!
*Yami B and Yami M are in a heated conversation. Around them are many empty booze bottles.*
Yami B: So *hic* I looked him strai-straight in the'eye, and said *hic* If we're nit su-su-su-supoosed to *hic* eat animals, then, *hic* how come they're made *hic* of meat?
Yami M: Hahaha*hic*hahaha.Then wot 'appened, mate?
Yami B: I *hic* dunno *hic* I can't remember. *giggles*
Malik: When did that happen?
Ryou: They're fast!
Yugi: They'll get alcohol poisoning.
*cue dramatic music for Yami speech* *thank you Steve.*
Yami: I sure hope they do, for then I can demonstrate my Hangover Healing techniques, taught to me by the finest Witch Doctors around! No illness can escape my deft hands, my strategic mind, my-
Malik: Rabid Mouth?
Yami: *death glare* YOU SHALL PAY FOR THAT REMARK, MORTAL! FOR I KNOW TRANQUILLIZING TECHNIQUES TOO, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT I CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP!
Malik: That does not bear thinking about. Help me, Yugi!
Yami: YUGI CANNOT SAVE YOU NOW! PREPARE TO ENTER DRUG INDUCED HAPPYLAND!
Yugi: Hey! We're at the airport!
Yami: Oh, good! ^_^
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So what do y'all sat at your computers think? Good, bad? Bear in mind, it's my first fanfic. And get ready for chapter two, At The Airport. What happens when Malik's exstensive jewellery collection sets off the metal detector? Will security find Yami's tranquillizing drugs? Are the Yami's sober? What the heck happened to Joey? Tune in for the next exciting chapter. REVIEW PLEASE!
'What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?'