SpongeBob's cousin Duncan

by Psycho Hose Beast 999

SpongeBob's Canadian cousin is here for a visit. Okay, so it's the exact same story, I can't change it because my computer won't let me and I can't add a new chapter.

Please note that Duncan is an obvious spoof of Total Drama Island's Duncan but resembles other characters also.

It is an average day in Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob is getting ready for work, right at his door is his cousin Duncan who just came out of juvie, he looks nothing like SpongeBob, he is tall and orange.

SpongeBob: Hey, Duncan, just got out of juvie, eh?

Duncan: Yep, I'm 16 teen now; your mom told me I'm staying at your pineapple.

SpongeBob (unenthusiastically): Sure, you can stay here, but I have to go to work.

Duncan: Can I come?

SpongeBob: Yeah, whatever.

(At the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: Hey SpongeBob, who's that guy?

SpongeBob: This is my cousin, Duncan.

Squidward: Well, pretty Boy here's not going to get a job her is he/

Duncan grabs Squidward's collar.

Duncan: Don't call me pretty, the last guy who called me pretty ended up looking not so pretty.

Mr. Krabs: We needed a new a new employee anyway, Duncan why don't you be the new dishwasher?

Duncan: Fine, but this better be worth it!