Kiyone's Misfortune

Chapter 1- The Arrival

"Hey Tenchi, I want to show you a new burger joint up in space!" Ryoko exclaimed as Tenchi entered the kitchen, "It's owned by some of my friends, and I know you will just love it!"

"What kind of burger joint is that?" Ayeka asked sarcastically, "The burger joint where all of the criminals meet!? I will not let you take my dear Tenchi there!"

"Shut up princess," Ryoko fought back, "when did you become Tenchi's mother!?"

"That's enough you two, you guys fight way too much!" Sasami said as she entered the kitchen, "And I think we all should go and check it out. It sounds fun! And plus it'll give me a break from cooking for one night."

"I agree Sasami," Tenchi said, "it'll be fun to go somewhere different for once."

So that was that. Ayeka, Ryoko, Tenchi, and Sasami were going up into space to get a bite to eat while Washu, along with Mihoshi, stayed and kept Tenchi's grandpa and father company. Kiyone was up in space on duty (without Mihoshi for once! She was thrilled!) so she wouldn't be going.

--Later--

"Ok guys, we better get going," Tenchi exclaimed as he grabbed his jacket from the closet, "I'm starving!"

"Good idea!" Ayeka chanted as she ran down to steps and grabbed onto Tenchi's arm.

Soon the whole gang was outside and Ryoko tossed Ryo-oh-ki up into the air and she became a spaceship. Ryoko, Ayeka, Tenchi(with Ayeka still on his arm), and finally Sasami all climbed into the spaceship. All of a sudden the spaceship started going up at a fast speed and in no time everything around them was black. Ryoko stepped on the gas and the spaceship was speeding away with Ryoko laughing madly at the wheel.

"CAN YOU PLEASE SLOW DOWN?!" Ayeka shouted as the engine muffled her voice, "I CAN BEARLY HEAR MYSELF SPEAK!"

Ryoko justed laughed again and said, "WHAT WAS THAT? YOU WANT ME TO GO FASTER? OKAY!"

Ryoko stepped on the gas and in a matter of minutes the ship came to a complete stop.

"Okay here we are!" Ryoko exclaimed with a smile on her face as they exited the ship.

"Looks like the pits if you ask me. What is this horrible place?" Ayeka said rudly, "And what is that they are eating? It looks like trash!"

"Hey!" Ryoko yelled, "Those are the house specials! They are called Jet Burgers! You haven't lived until you've had one of those babies!"

The group entered the restraint and in no time all of the waiters were talking to Ryoko. "Hey Ryoko!" one said, "I see you brought some company with you, my fair lady!" another said and Ryoko smiled and laughed.

"So these are your friends Ryoko?" Sasami asked, "They seem friendly."

"SASAMI! WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!" Ayeka yelled, "THESE PEOPLE ARE LOW LIFE HOGS!"

The restraunt go all quiet and everyone stared at Ayeka. She let out a little laugh and started blushing.

"Don't mind her," Ryoko said as she broke the silence, "she is a little retarded."

Everyone laughed and Ayeka got angry.

--Later--

Tenchi, Ryoko, Sasami, and Ayeka were all munching away on their food when a Galaxy Police officer sitting on the table behind them saw Tenchi.

"Hmm... Isn't that the guy they call Bandit?" he said to himself as he pulled a picture out of his shirt, "Holy cow! That is the criminal Bandit! It looks as if he justed shaved his facial hair off and then cut off all his long hair!"

The Galaxy Police officer sat there watching Tenchi.

"I don't feel good!" Sasami said seriously, "Ryoko can you show be where the bathroom is?"

"I'm not letting you take Sasami anywhere in this scum bucket without me!" Ayeka excaimed, "You don't know what will happen!"

Sasami, Ryoko, and Ayeka ran off to the bathroom as Tenchi was alone. The Galaxy Police officer got to his feet and took a pair of handcuffs from his pocket.

{AUTHORS NOTE: How did you enjoy the first chapter?? This is my first fanfic here so if you review don't be too harsh! Just Kidding ^_^)