DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GUNDAM.

Warning: Offensive and disturbing humor.

PROLOGUE

"ENTER MAGICAL SPARKLING RAINBOW!"

AVALON CITY

RED LIGHT DISTRICT

2:45 A.M.

Toniya Mamu nearly lost the feeling in her legs after discovering the alley she ran into was a dead end. "No." She muttered in horror as she turns her around to face her pursuers. "This can't be happening." She backed away and pressed her back on the brick wall. The very wall that closed her salvation and sealed her fate.

A group of masked men with antennas slowly closed in on her, laughing and bearing their fangs. They are wearing some sort of grey military uniform, complete with white gloves and yellow boots. "There is no escape, lovely lady." The leader of the group stepped out while cackling in a hitch pitched voice. "You shouldn't have done that. We only want your jewelries and money but to think you had the nerve to fight back. We hate impertinent children, so if we find such lot then we do our best to put them in their places. You, girly, are an impertinent child. So we have no choice but to properly discipline you." He smiled and pulled out a mean looking knife. The others behind him cackled with the same high pitched tone. "And discipline you we shall."

"Please!" The woman begged. "Have mercy! I'll give you my wallet and jewelries! So please don't hurt me."

"Oh it's too late for that now."

"No!"

"Stop right there, evildoer!" Somebody suddenly said and a jazzy tune plays in the background. "What kind of cowards attacks a poor defenseless woman? Oh this just makes my blood boil."

"No! It can't be!" The evil masked military dude gasped in horror.

"That's right!" The camera then focused on a lone figure standing on the roof of the nearby building. It was a young woman (Well I think it's a woman) with purple hair and glasses. She is wearing a shiny costume with small wings attached on the back. A drawing of a rainbow is emblazoned on her chest and two ribbons with gold bells attached are tied on her short hair. On her hand is a small staff with lots of frilly things on it. Attached on the tip is a High Grade model kit of the GN-008 Gundam Seravee. Small wings are also attached on the back of the model. "It's me! The beautiful and charming protector of Avalon City! The one who protects the lives of innocent people from the likes of you! The one who is after the heart of Lockon Stratos-senpai!"

"Who the hell is Lockon Stratos-senpai?" Evil masked military dude raised an eyebrow.

"Iyaaaaaah!" The purple haired girl blushed while covering her face. "I can't believe I mentioned I like Lockon-senpai. I'm such a dummy." She lightly bonked her head and stuck her tongue out, acting all moe and cute. "Anyway." She cleared her throat. "It's time to introduce myself: I am Magical Sparkling Rainbow! A cute magical girl who's going to save this poor lady and beat you bad guys up with my special sparkling rainbow powers."

"We heard about you." Evil masked military dude smiled while twirling his knife. "You're the bitch who has been beating up my men in the name of justice. Last week, you sent one of my best lieutenants to the hospital after throwing him off a bridge. You also burned his warehouse full of counterfeit Gundam model kits. The next day, you killed one of our precious monsters when it attacked Princess Marina Ismail's daycare center. You also chopped up the monster, cooked it and fed it to the homeless people near the industrial area."

"I see." She leapt and landed besides Toniya. "As enemies of peace and justice, I shall punish you."

"Thank goodness." Toniya jumped for joy.

"Come then, Magical Sparkling Rainbow!" He pointed his knife at her. "Give me everything you got. I don't care what kind of attack you'll do. A special power blast, summoning familiars, a magical spell, martial arts, special weapons that are really cute and frilly, enchanted objects or any other magical girl crap."

"Very well." She nodded. "Then I'll ask the help of M60-chan instead!"

"Huh?" Both Toniya and Evil masked military dude were confused.

"But first I'll put on these gloves." She smiled while putting on some pink gloves with glitters. "Okay! M60-chan, I choose you!" She pulled out the American gas operated machine gun armed with 7.62X51mm NATO cartridges.

"What the hell!?" Evil masked military dude and his subordinates slowly backed away in fear. "Magical Sparkling Rainbow, I think this is going a bit too far."

"He's right." Toniya agreed while shaking. "This is a bit too much."

"There is no such thing as too much when it comes to peace and justice." She giggled. "I, Magical Sparkling Rainbow, will now punish you for trying to hurt this woman." She then opened fire at the evil masked military dudes.

"Eeeeeyaaaah! Magical Sparkling Rainbow is really an armed vigilante!" They screamed while getting cut down by the barrage of bullets. A few minutes later, the evil masked military dudes are nothing but a pile of bullet-riddled corpses.

"And justice is served! Tee-he!" Magical Sparkling Rainbow faced the readers and gave a thumbs-up. Toniya just stood there with her mouth gaping wide open. Her eyes are twitching so that probably means she got traumatized but it's for the sake of justice so it's cool.

"I…uh…uh…well…" She mumbled incoherently.

"And my job here is done." She handed the smoking gun to Toniya and removed her gloves. "Good thing I was wearing these. Anyway, it's time for me to leave. Thanks to me, this woman is now safe and Avalon city is once again free from the clutches of evil. It is my duty after all." She giggled and jumped away. A few minutes later, the cops came to the scene only to find Toniya staring blankly at the wall, still clutching the machine gun. The day was indeed saved.

THE NEXT DAY…

AXIS GIRL'S DORMITORY

TIERIA ERDE AND ROUX LOUKA'S ROOM

7:20 A.M.

"Wake up, Tieria!" Roux poured water all over the sleeping purple-haired girl. "Wake up or we'll be late for school."

"I'm up! I'm up!" She jumped off the bed and put on her glasses. "Sorry, I came home late last night, Roux-chan."

"Look, Tieria-chan, I really don't care what you do at night but at least act responsible. I'm not always here to wake you up when you oversleep you know."

"I'm sorry." She stuck her tongue out.

"Also, I want you to--Oh my God!" She gasped and pointed at something. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh dear." Tieria looked down to see a boner sticking out of HIS pajamas. "Now Roux-chan knows my secret! I'm actually a-

"No, you moron." She punched him on the face. "I already know you're a dude. I was referring to that thing." She pointed to an orange basketball size Haro bouncing on the bed. "What is that?"

"Oh that's my new pet."

"That's a pet?"

"Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you." It chirped.

"Well…it is kinda cute." Roux took a closer look. "Where did you get it?"

"Well it's a s-e-c-r-e-t." Tieria put his finger on his lip and blushed.

"Don't do that again. Ever." A sweat drop appeared above Roux's head.

"I got it from Amuro-sensei." Tieria told her. "It's a gift from him because I helped him out yesterday."

"Anyway." She scratched her head. "Let's head to the kitchen and grab some breakfast. I'm sure Miss Haman is furious by now."

"Righty yo!" Tieria smiled and followed Roux.

"Oh do something about that." Tieria's room mate pointed at his morning wood. "We're only still at the prologue and you're already doing something that could get this crappy fanfiction banned."

"Oh right." Tieria blushed again. "What if Lockon-senpai see this? I'll probably die of embarrassment."

"AND his eyes will probably start bleeding while his sanity crumbles into oblivion. I'll probably laugh and change room mate to break ties with you."

"Oh Roux-chan, you're so mean." Tieria moaned and made sad puppy dog eyes.

"I am not mean. I am a rational human being trapped in an irrational world." She said coldly. "Anyway, let's go."

"No matter how mean Roux-chan is, I'll do my best to protect her because she's my precious friend. She doesn't know that I'm actually Magical Sparkling Rainbow! Tieria Erde, a cute and innocent high school girl, is my secret identity. Don't worry, Roux-chan! I will always protect you and our friendship." He thought aloud.

"Half of the dorm knows your alter ego, Tieria. Oh and please stop calling yourself a cute high school girl, you freak." Roux said outside. "Now hurry up so we can eat!"

"Tee-he!" Tieria lightly bonked his head and stuck his tongue out again.

"Freak! Freak!" Haro chirped while still bouncing on the bed.

STORY NOTES

Okay first of all, I want to clear this up. Magical Sparkling Rainbow Tieria-chan is not connected in any way to Happy Fun Times Meisters. It's set in an entirely different universe. One of the differences is that this story is a bit tad more offensive and disturbing. I'll probably piss a few people and they're probably going to lynch me.

Anyhoo…

I named the city Avalon because I wanted to do a reference to the heavily edited English version of Cardcaptor Sakura. The main character, Sakura Kinomoto, had her name changed to Sakura Avalon on the English dub. Much rage ensued after that. Toniya Mamu is a character from Gundam X and her seiyu is the famous Kotono Mitsuishi. She's known for voicing Usagi Tsukino in Sailor Moon and Misato Katsuragi in Evangelion. Roux Louka is a character from ZZ Gundam and is one of the many reasons why I dared to watch the show. Anyway, that's it for the prologue and as always, reviews and criticism would be appreciated. Again, thanks for putting up with my crappy writing and English. See ya!