"Grayson" like a Cow
By Mike Cervantes (SlomotoML)
Eartworm Jim is Copyright Shiny/ Interplay productions, used without
sanction
Narrator: We Join our hero inside the Laboratory of Grayson, Resident boy
Genius, and president of the Earthworm Jim Fanclub...
Grayson: Jim, I'm so glad you came, I wanted to show my Role-model, my latest
invention
Jim: WOW! A Latest invention, Gahhroovy! is it some cool weapon that I can
use to blow up things!
Grayson: No *chuckle, snort* But it's something just as cool... (pulls off
the veil, switches to machine's point of view) Viola!
Jim: Grayson, I'd hate to tell you this, but someone already invented the
worlds largest Chrome-plated Walkman...
Grayson: no, no Jim, It's not for listening to Show tunes with, it's for
Traveling through time...
Jim: Traveling through time eh?
Grayson: With this invention, I shall finallly cause my Dream "To bring
Eternal peace to the world" to be a stunning reality
Jim: how are you gonna make world peace by traveling through time?
Grayson: Hm, I haven't thought of that... *ppfh* anyway, Join me Earthworm
Jim, We shall scower the fabric of time, and still be home in time for tea.
Jim: Tea? Ew...
Psycrow: Not so fast Kid...(Psycrow comes in, shotgun flaring)Ahaha, I Love
Doin' that...
Jim: Psycrow, you fiend!
Psycrow: WhoahWhoah, Jim, I haven't revealed my hideous plot yet, How can I
Be a Fiend if you don't know what I'm doin' yet?
Jim: oops, sorry, Jumped the gun...
Psycrow: ok, now With this Time Machine which I shall gracefully steal,
I will use to rule the universe
Jim: Psycrow, you Fiend!
Grayson: hey, how are you gonna rule the universe with a time machine?
Psycrow: Well, Uh, I haven't thought of 'Dat yet...
Grayson: QUICK JIM! INTO THE MACHINE!
(Jim & Grayson Jump into the machine, and dissapear before Psycrow can get
in, scene changes to Swirly vortex effect)
Jim: Ooh, Psychadelic, I didn't know Time travel was created by the Partridge
Family
Grayson: Well, now you know better, i've set the time limit issue to
100 billion years and 10 minutes. in 10 minutes we'll me yanked into our
time.
(Jim and Grayson land in the prehistoric era)
Grayson: now remember Jim, Just stand here and do nothing, one false move
might alter the course of history as we know it.
(Jim and Grayson stand still for a minute, a big T-rex comes by, and swallows
them whole)
Jim: uh, Grayson?
Grayson: what?
Jim: would being swallowed whole by a giant T-rex alter the course of history
in any way?
Grayson: abso-stinking-loutly...
(Grayson's watch beeps, and Jim and Grayson are shot into the future)
Jim: well, that was especially lovely, nothing seems to have changed, though
I must believe that it takes a brave young lad to be super genius
Grayson: I WANT MY MOMMY! (runs upstairs)
Jim: Well. uh... *Ahem*
(Grayson runs back downstairs) JIM, My mom is a six eyed Blob with
Tentacles!
Jim: i know that, so?
Grayson: She's writing Educational children's Television!
Jim: OH MY DEAR SOD!
(They both run back into the time machine,goes back to the swirly vortex)
Jim: I wonder if the portal of time does go-go parties...
Grayson: Jim, listen carefully, we must stop us from getting eaten by that
dinosaur, if we can't stop us, then We'll return to the future, and it will
really be Screwed up
Jim: so was that, Stop us? Hey I have astounding will power..
Grayson: No, you don't understand...
(they land in the prehistoric era again, Jim and Grayson overlook a pair of
Jim and Grayson)
Grayson: See, we got to stop THEM from getting eaten by the dinosaur
(Jim and Grayson run over to the other Jim and grayson)
Jim: GO, RUN AWAY A T-REX IS COMING THIS WAY!
Jim2: Hey, waitaminnit here, you look just like us
Grayson: We are you, We came here from the future to warn you that a Big
T-rex is on it's way to eat you, So you'd better get out of the way
Jim2: ok, is it you, you that has to move, or us, as you to get out of the
way to save you, who is us, to...
(The T-rex comes by and eats all 4 of them)
Jim: i'm having the most horrid sense of Deja-vu at the moment...
Jim2: ditto
Grayson2: i've set the watch to rip us back to the future
Grayson: so have I...
(Both pairs of Jim and Grayson, go into the future)
Jims: Ok, that's all, I'm done (the two Jim's open the door, A cow in a
yellow space suit blocks the exit)
Psycow: MOOO! BAWK! MOO! BAWK!
(A giant crow falls on Psycow)
Jims: oooohhh-Key...
(both Jims hop into the time machine, it goes back into the swirly, vortex
thingy)
Jim: well, forget inviting the time Portal over, We'll have the Go-go party
here
(The Jims and Graysons dance around, and land in the Prehistoric era where
the other 4 Jim's are arguing)
Jim: this is getting to be like a real Bizzare Doublemint twins appearence
Grayson:(over a bull horns) HEY! ALL GRAYSONS AND JIMS CLEAR THE AREA, I
REPEAT CLEAR THE AREA, GIANT T-REX ON THE LOOSE!
Jims and Graysons: WELL DOYH!
(T-rex comes by and eats all 8 Jims and Graysons)
Jim: Hey, Jim, Remind me never to go on Jurassic Park the Ride
Jims2,3,and 4: Right, sure thing, Jim
(Every Jim and Grayson zip into the future)
Jim: (in reat Sarcasm) Yeah, Grayson, It was a GREAAT Idea to build a time
machine, You can make world peace by making Alternate timeline clones
(another Jim joins in) and have them make another alternate timeline clones
(another Jim joins in) And so on...
(another Jim joins in) and so on...
Grayson: Ok, I get the message
Jim: Well, what are we gonna do about this? We still haven't returned History
to it's normal state...
Grayson: Everything looks fine to me...
Jim: your feet weren't normally made out of large pieces of cake..
Grayson: How can YOU be so sure?
Jims: ALLLRIGHT ALREADY!
Narrator: *snoring* Uh, oh, Um, Well, *Ahem* And so Jim and Grayson continue
to try to warn themselves of the coming T-rex, Continue to fail, and continue
to return to alternate future Timelines, with more alternate time-plucked
likenesses of themselves, Well, After 100 or so pair of Jims and Graysons
Jim got a little iffy
(goes to the Vortex swirly thing)
Jim: I think the portal of time is getting a bit crowded...
Grayson: it doesn't help that everyone else is Go-go dancing, either..
(they land in the prehistoric Era)
Graysons: ok, Jims here's the plan
Jims 1 thru 55: No this time we do things OUR WAY!
(all the jims point their Guns at the T-Rex)
EAT DIRT, OVERGROWN PARAKEET, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(all the Jims shoot at the T-Rex, The Charred T-Rex flies FAR out into
space, then comes creashing down into the Ground, making a big EARTHQUAKE)
Jim: Am I in trouble?
Grayson: QUICK,SET THE TIMER!
(1 jim and 1 Grayson Zip into the future)
Grayson: Well, I don't believe it, An over-zealous army of worms killed out
the dinosaurs
Jim: weh-ell... Was there ever any doubt?
(A giant crow falls on Grayson)
THE END