Wesker's Favorite Things

by Haveyouseenmyghost

This is a Parody of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music, only from Albert Wesker's point of view. So far, people love it, but I would like some positive feed-back from more people. PLEASE review :D (Updated, also Chris's favorite things)

1. Wesker

Wesker's Favorite Things

Shooting and looking cool wearing sunglasses,

Running past zombies as slow as molasses,

Laughing at inferiors, making killings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

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Punching ten men seven feet in the air,

Killing off STARS and slicking back my hair,

Working for Umbrella while feeling like king,

These are a few of my favorite things.

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Dressing in black 'cause it makes me feel pretty.

Laughing at those who others seem to pity,

Also, surviving whatever life brings,

These are a few of my favorite things.

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When zombies bite,

When Tyrant comes,

When I'm feeling mad,

I simply remember I'm better than them,

And then I don't feel so bad.

Authors note-I do not own Resident Evil,

Capcom, I love you!