Silverstream's Talk Show
Silverstream: Hey people. Welcome to my talk show! It's all about ME of course!
Silverstream looks in a mirror and fluffs herself up.
Silverstream: Oh yes the talk show. Well today we are going to have a special guest, Graystripe! Welcome, Graystripe!
Graystripe: Hello. OMG I'm going to be famous! Hello mom and dad! I want to thank all the little people who helped me along my path to the top…me, me, me, me….and ME!!!
Silverstream still looking in the mirror, brushing her fur and applying makeup.
Silverstream: I'm soooo gorgeous…oh yeah the show. Hello Graystripe. Everyone has been saying you became deputy because Firestar felt sorry for you. What do you have to say about that?
Graystripe: WHAT?!?!?
Silverstream puts on lipstick.
Silverstream: Do you think red is my color?
Audience: YES!!
Silverstream: Good. What was that, Graystripe?
Graystripe: I'm better than Firestar! He should've been the one trapped by the Two-legs!
Silverstream walks out, then comes back in red dress.
Silverstream: Ooh I'm so pretty! You said something, Graystripe?
Graystripe: I'm WAAAAY better than that kittypet Firestar! He thinks he's soooo popular with the she-cats...well NOOO!! Firestar, if you're watching this, Sandstorm was dating ME when we were apprentices! But I broke up with HER!! So HA!!
Silverstream dusts off her dress.
Silverstream: Right. Sure, Graystripe. Wait a second, did you say you dated Sandstorm???
Graystripe ignores her
Graystripe: Wait…you're Silverstream! Didn't you die having my kits?
Silverstream glares at Graystripe
Silverstream: Yeah, all thanks to you…if you wouldn't have had kits with me I wouldn't have died! And what's this about Sandstorm, huh??
Graystripe: NOTHING!!!
Silverstream starts fur-dryer
Silverstream (yelling): What's that? I can't hear you!
Graystripe: (sighs) Hey, that reminds me of this thing that Mistyfoot did the other day…
Silverstream stops fur-dryer and stares at Graystripe
Graystripe: What? We're allowed to see other cats…right?
Silverstream stares at Graystripe angrily
Graystripe: What's the matter? Gorgeous?
Silverstream: Sandstorm AND Mistyfoot???
Graystripe shuffles his feet on the ground
Graystripe: And Yellowfang, Spottedleaf, Cinderpelt, Leafpool, Squirrelflight, Ferncloud, Brightheart, Sorreltail, Goldenflower, Mousefur, Russetfur, Tawnypelt, Tallpoppy, Ashfoot, Whitetail, Morningflower, Leopardstar, Swallowtail, Mosspelt, Dawnflower, Daisy, Floss, Princess, Brook, Feathertail...
Silverstream takes out her whooping stick
Graystripe: AHHHHHH!!!
Silverstream: Well that's the show for today, folks! Catch you tomorrow for another thrilling episode of 'Silverstream's Talk Show'!
Silverstream chases Graystripe with her whooping stick
Yep. That was random. I was bored, and this is the result. It wasn't that funny, but review if you want me to continue. Thanks! -Liontide