Title: Death of the stupid
Author: Tracy_Lou
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other character.
A/N: This is a humour fic involving Harry being the host of a
Game show which kills off a character (someone everyone hates).
Slight spoilers for OOTP.
Chapter one – Introductions and Boos
Harry: Hello everybody and welcome to 'Death of the stupid'. I'm your
host Harry Potter!
*Complete silence*
Harry: *whispering* this is the part where you're supposed to cheer.
Audience: WOOOO!!! YAY!!!! BOO!!!!
Harry: Ron?!
Ron: *looks ashamed* Sorry.
Harry: That's better! Welcome everyone to my Game show, shall we
meet the contestants?
*Complete silence*
Harry raises his fist threateningly
Audience: YES!!! NO THEY SUCK!!
Ron: Sorry, had to be said!
Hermione hits him
Ron: You're so mean!
Ron runs away crying
Harry: *Cough* anyway, let's meet our first contestant, Severus
Snape!
Snape walks on stage looking broody but in a 'I think I'm sexy' kinda
way.
Audience: BOOO!!!!
A female voice: *Cat noise*
Harry: Welcome! Please tell us about yourself.
Snape: Well, I-
Harry: That's enough! Our next contestant is Voldemort or known to some as Tom!
Audience: BOOO!!!
Tom: Hello! I hate you all because I'm so evil. MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Harry: *CoughPMSCough*
Tom gives Harry a dirty look.
Harry: *Looks nervous* Ok, next is Peter!
The audience throw cabbage and smelly cheese at him.
Peter: Hey! Watch it with the cheddar!
Harry: Our next contestant is… Bellatrix.
Bellatrix walks on stage and Harry almost strangles her but is restrained by Remus Lupin, who is Harry's bodyguard.
Bellatrix: Why are you trying to hurt me?
Harry: You killed my Godfather!
Audience and contestants: Yeah! You bitch!!
Sirius: Yeah! You killed me!
Remus: Sirius?! I thought you were dead!
Sirius: It's called magic.
*Blunt looks from everyone*
Sirius: Does nobody watch Buffy here?!
*Blunt looks from everyone*
Sirius: Whatever.
Harry: *Crying a little while he hugs Sirius* I'm ok, I'm ok.
Harry: Our next contestant is Dolores!
Dolores: Come on everyone cheer for me because I'm the best!
*Complete silence*
Harry: Anyway, our last contestant is Draco!
Draco walks on stage and starts dancing and the audience goes wild.
Audience: GO DRACO! WE LOVE YOU!
Draco: Thank you my adoring fans! I love you too!
He winks and blows a kiss.
Harry: Right… Anyway, on with the game!
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A/N: Hey! Did you like my first chapter? Please review!