Disclaimer: I do not own the language or music by John Rox. Nor do I own the anime by Pioneer called YuGiOh! I also added a few of my own sayings in here. See if you can find them.











Hippopotamus for Christmas.....?!?!

By: Minako-chan

Edited by: Kat











Mokuba marched to Seto Kaiba, who was in his office. "Big Brother!" He shouted. "I know what I want for Christmas!" he said innocently.



"And that would be?" Kaiba said in his usual tone.



"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas!" Mokuba smiled wide.



"A WHAT?!" Kaiba yelled.



"Let me explain it to you in song." Mokuba starts to sing.

~* "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

Don't want a Toy Soldiers, no dinky Tinker Toy

I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?

He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue

Just bring him through the front door,

that's the easiest thing to do.

I can see me now on Christmas morning,

Creeping down the stairs.

Oh what joy and what surprise

when I open up my eyes

To see a hippo hero standing there.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

Only a hippopotamus will do.

No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses

I only like hippopotamuses.

And hippopotamuses like me too!

Seto says the hippo would eat me up, but then

Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian.

There's lots of room for him in our five car garage.

I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massages.

I can see me now on Christmas morning,

Creeping down the stairs.

Oh what joy and what surprise

when I open up my eyes

To see a hippo hero standing there.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.

Only a hippopotamus will do.

No crocodiles or rhinoceroses

I only like hippopotamuses.

And hippopotamuses like me too!" *~



"So, can I get one?" pleaded Mokuba. "Please Seto?"



End



MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY HANUKAH!



Author's additional notes: What do you think? Funny right? .....Maybe?..... Anyway, Please review my story and try to boost my confidence as a mini-story teller. Thank you. Please do not flame me. If you happen to not like it please do not review. Thank you again.