Mana here. I got this stuck in my mind so I decided to put it on paper.

Tohru had invited her two best friends for a sleep over and Shigure's house. They had just finished their exams and they decided to celebrate with Yuki and Kyo. Tohru had baked a delicious cake, which they now were enjoying all together.

"Excuse me for a second," Yuki said, standing up, "I need to get my cell phone."

He left the kitchen and went to his room to find his phone.

Meanwhile Tohru was talking to Hana-chan and Uo-chan happily, Kyo was lying down with his head on his sitting pillow, and Shigure was just sitting there with that stupid smile, enjoying the presence of the high school girls.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Oh no!" Tohru jumped. "That came from Yuki's room! We have to help him!"

"Crap! If a creep broke in I wanna beat him up!" Uotani said, following Tohru who ran toward Yuki's room.

"Hey it worked!" Kyo followed them with a big smile on his face.

That just left Hanajima alone with Shigure.

Shigure smiled blankly for a while.

"Aren't you going to go after them Saki?" He asked her finally.

She stayed silent for a few more moments.

"He'll be fine. It's only a minor injury."

Shigure sweatdropped.

"Wow, Saki you sure have some wonderful psychic powers."

"It's not psychic. I can't read people's minds. I can only sense their waves. The waves that Yuki Sohma is giving off right now are only very light. I'm sure he just jammed his finger on something."

"Well still, you have some admirable powers."

"I'm not proud of them at all. I almost killed a boy because of my powers."

Shigure twitched.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you."

Hanajima turned to him and smiled.

"It's alright. Many people misunderstand me. I'm really a nice person but no one seems to see that. That's why I'm happy to have Tohru and Arisa. They've been really good to me."

"Well it's no wonder they like you so much. You're very kind."

"Thank you."

Yay! Shigure thought, I got her on her good side!

"Saki?"

"Yes?"

"Do you mind if I call you 'Jima?'"

"Eh? Why is that?"

"Well…I want to deflower you!"

Tohru, Yuki, Kyo and Uotani were in Yuki's room when they heard a scream. It was a painful scream like someone was being tortured. They ran down stairs and found Hanajima sitting calmly while Shigure was on the floor begging for mercy from centipede demon ladies.

"Hana-chan! What happened?" Tohru went to comfort her friend.

"Tohru, hello. What happened in Yuki's room?"

"Oh, Yuki was feeling behind the shelf for his cell phone and then his hand got caught on a mouse trap that Kyo planted. But never mind! Are you ok?"

"Yes, I'm fine. Thank you for worrying about me, Tohru." They hugged each other.

"Ok Hanajima, we know something happened, or why the hell is Shigure on the floor?" Kyo said.

"Oh, well, he decided he wanted to call me 'Jima,' so I took it in my own hands."

Kyo and Yuki immediately understood, so they beat up the suffering Shigure and kicked him out of the house. They continued on with their end-of-term celebration, eating cake and ridiculing Yuki about how stupid he was to touch a mouse trap. (Well, Kyo did most of the ridiculing)

Das Ende!!

Laff! Review? I'll work on my chapter fics now!

-mana