gollum swaggered up to frodo and he said "frodo my precious how are you precioussssssssses give me the ring"
and then frodo comes out from his hobbit hole and sees fgollum outside his door "stop bothering me i dnn't have the ring anymore i threw it in the vocano and also you are supposed ot be dead"
it was true, gollum was supposed to be dead. he looked down at his melted body, the bones welded in the grotesque form of someone who fell into a volcano, and he began to cry. froso rolled his eyes of kawaii and saighed loudly.
"you rang?" sung gimli as he stepped form the house wearing his favorite over-sized teeshirt he took from frodo's dresser so actually it was really very tight and uncomfortable but cute nonetheless. frodo look at gimli and said
"gollum came back and he wants the ring"
gimli laughed to hard that hshirt ripped into a thousand pieces but he managed to weave his backhair into a new shrit so as not to be indecent
"that's funny he said"
gollum cried more again when he saw legolas also step from frodo's hobbit hole wearign an equally over-sized but too small shirt from frodo's dresser
"this story has gone on long enough" said legolas and every one agreed
the end