Chapter I: Vampires and Ankle-Biters

OMG! OMG! her thoughts raced across her mind hiding in the darkness, WHAT WAS I THINKING OF COMING HERE!? COMING HERE TO LONDON, JUST TO VIST A FRIEND?!

Her heart thump insanely, curling into a ball, as her body trembled in fear. Never in her life had she been this sacred, all she just wanted to do was see to a friend and stay for a week. The next she knows she hiding in a refrigerator, shivering in both cold and fear of dying, for two teenagers attack with M-16 or 14 or whatever.

It was scarier when she hid in the cold darkness, the noises of screaming and gunshots, but everything died down quickly. She wasn't going to dare to open that door, she might rather freeze to death at least it wouldn't be painful. She could two voices, but due to the thickness of door, she could barely make the words out.

Her hearts flutter, it had been the two teenagers... but what happened to her friend and the family? She dared not to think of the scene she would see, and best she stayed right where she was.

The sound of the doorbell rang, making her jolt, PLEASE BE THE COPS!

The sounds of gunfire returned, with laughter and then screaming, someone else was here it could be the cops! Then one last gunshot ended the nightmare.

She was eager to get out of the refrigerator, but the footsteps came to close to her hiding spot. Two voices were different from the previous pair, one man and girl, but something about the man's voice seemed off.

"Master,"said the female,"What is it?"Her voice was pretty and sounded like a young adult.

Master?!

"Can't you tell?"snarl the male, now his voice was creeping her out! He sounded low and coarse scaring the crap out."Use your senses Police Girl! There's one more!"

One more of what?! her thoughts continued to questioned.

"One more of what?"said the police girl, repeating the girl's thought.

"Can't you smell!?"growled the man.

The girl in the refrigerator sniffed around, I can't smell anything.

"There's still one more human,"says the man,"One fresh blood!"

She felt something touch her cheek, the girl slowly hesitated as she look to her right and gulp. A hand was sticking out of the door, no literally the hand was coming out of the door. It slowly crept toward the rest of her face, the girl's heart pounded, she didn't want to die!

The fingers reached her lips and finally she snapped, That's it, I can't take this anymore!

Opening her mouth, she quickly clamped her teeth tightly on the hand, enough to at least leave bite marks. The hand receded into the door and she swung the door opened wildly, scamming out of her hiding place. She heard a small yelp as she reached for a large pan at the stove, holding it as a baseball bat.

She saw the two figures, in the moonlight shining through the window. The two were opposites of each other in appearance, the female wore a yellow uniform and had short blond hair, she rubbed her forehead as the male close the refrigerator then rubbed his hand, he was way different from the blond hair girl.

He wore red fedora hat, its rim was long and floppy, along with red trench coat, leather boots, plus black pants and shirt, she thought. He had black hair and wore orange sunglasses in the shape of goggles. His face was pale almost near white and had disgust on his face.

Base on she saw, she bit the red coat guy and might hit his girlfriend when she opened the door.

"You little ankle-biter!"growled the man,"Ever heard that's rude to bite a person!"revealing his white fangs.

Fangs! she notice, starting to sweat.

"ESPECIALLY IF YOU BIT A VAMPIRE!"the man howled.

"VAMPIRE!?"she screamed, then threw the pan at the vampire.

Alucard took a side step with ease as he dodge the pan. Sera Victoria, was not lucky, she only saw the pan slam into her face, fell to the floor unconscious .

That's... a strong throw... Alucard smirked, Not bad for an ankle-biter. Watching the 16-year-old girl running out of the kitchen, turning to the nearest passage, Let's see how clever you are ankle-biter...

She gasped as she enter the living room, the bodies mauled, heads ripped off, blood splattered on the walls, floor and ceiling. She quickly grabbed an umbrella from a rack and turned around.

She stood face to face with the male vampire, looming in front of her, Oh GOD!

"You are a brave little ankle-biter!"smug the vampire,"But like I said you bit me and that doesn't go unpunished!"

The girl backed up as the vampire simply took a step forward. She held the umbrella toward the vampire, I don't want to die! I don't want to die! I don't want to die!

She threw the umbrella at the vampire, then quickly ran... and then... darkness and big ouch!

He looked down on the girl laying on the floor.

Alucard loomed over the girl, Tonight has been an interesting night...

Integra Hellsing stood outside of the neighbor, with Walter beside. The police cars parked near the crime scene, as the sirens flashed.

"Alucard and Seras have been in there for a while,"said Integra,"They should back by now,"

"Well let's just hope that not another girl hasn't been turned into vampire,"said Walter.

Integra laughed as she smoke her cigar.

"That wasn't a joke,"said Walter.

Integra stopped laughing,"Well, the least that can happen is that Alucard finds a survivor,"and smiled, as she look to Walter,"Right, Walter?...Walter?"

Walter stared at up ahead, dumbfounded.

"Walter, what are looking at?"ask Integra, she look into the direction where Walter look to.

Her jaw drop and the cigar fell to the ground. She saw Alucard carrying two people, one on his shoulders was a 16 year girl wearing a pair of white pajamas and in his arm, he carried Seras Victoria.

Integra's eye twitched as Alucard approach them.

"Please don't tell me you turn another girl to a vampire?"ask Integra.

"No, we found her hiding in the refrigerator and still breathing,"said Alucard,"Also still had some fight, enough strength to knock out the Police Girl and bite me!"

"She what?"ask Walter.

"But why is she unconscious?"ask Integra, looking at the girl.

"She hit her head when she tripped,"Alucard answered.

A/N: I'm so sorry about that bad typing, I decided to edit this while reviewing. I really hope this will more sense. Enjoy the next chapter gets funnier.

Edit 1: I hope this cleans up most of the bad grammar, please do tell me if you see any bad grammar.