"Know Your Eds"
Rated T for mild language
Summary: What happens when your favorite Eds and kids get tortured, humiliated, and picked on to your amusement in an epic parody of All That's "Know Your Stars" sketch? It will be nothing but pure madness and insanity!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Ed, Edd n Eddy or All That. Ed, Edd n Eddy and it's characters are owned by Danny Antonucci and Cartoon Network, and All That is owned by Nickelodeon.
Chapter 1: Ed
Ed was busy sitting down inside a poorly darkened studio until the lights suddenly came on, alongside the voice of the actual "Know Your Stars" announcer.
"Know your stars... Know your stars... Know your stars..."
"Hello, my name is Ed!" Ed declared with a goofy smile.
"Ed... lives on a bathtub!"
"I do?" Ed gasped before getting a little giddy. "That's sooooo awesome! I was even born inside a bathtub! And I was so slippery, the nurses accidentally dropped me on my head! And I never felt any better since."
"Ummm... you're actually buying into this?"
"Got that right, buckaroo!" Ed nodded.
"Yeaaaah, sure... Ed... hates buttered toast and gravy!"
"Yeah, you're right." Ed nodded. "Which is why they go great together merged as one!"
Just to prove his point, Ed brought out a gravy bowl full of brown gravy with buttered toast dipped inside them.
"You see alone, they're useless." Ed pointed out. "But together, they're a combination of chewy and yummy inside my big tummy!"
"But I don't understand! You're supposed to disagree with everything I say about you! Why are you agreeing with all of these lies?"
"Because it's true?" guessed Ed.
"Look, I won't argue with this about you. Just pretend you disagree here with me, okay? I got a family to feed and a job to do, okay?"
"Fire away, hostman." nodded Ed as he dug onto his piece of buttered toast with gravy.
After he cleared his throat, the Know Your Stars announcer continued his web of lies.
"Ed... can bend over and kiss his own ass without breaking himself in two."
"How did you know my fun special talent?" Ed gasped with smile.
Fed up with the answers Ed had been giving him, the KYS announcer had no choice but to quit.
"You know what? FUCK THIS SHOW AND YOU TOO WITH IT! GOODBYE!"
With the rage of a lion, the announcer stepped out of his booth and headed for the exit, slamming the door violenty in two. This left Ed all alone in the studio with his buttered toast and gravy.. Deciding to break the awkward tension with a smile, Ed felt kike it was a good chance to close the show.
"THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!" waved Ed, who was munching on his toast.
Well, that didn't take him so long for the Know Your Stars guy to lose his mind in record time. Good thing that Ed wasn't effected whatsoever.
Anyway, I will be doing all three Eds, involving all kids and not to mention those dreaded Kankers. Sounds like fun, huh?
Next chapter will include Edd, aka Double D, so feedbacks are welcome, my friends! Until next time, bada boom, realest guy in the room. How you doin'?