Alice In Wonderland IM Style

by Ms.RydenPotter

What happens when you get a girl pretending to be a cat on IM and someone who just goes with the flow? Alice in Wonderland-IM Style! I suck at summaries. R&R please!

Disclaimer-I do not own Alice in Wonderland, nor any of it's characters-this was just pure fun and jokes=)

Please Read and Review

Thu Aug 6 2009 11:51:48 PM] LightTwin93: hmmmm...
[Thu Aug 6 2009 11:52:14 PM] LightTwin93: *glomps u* =^-^= mew
[Thu Aug 6 2009 11:53:10 PM] DarkTwin93:

*falls to floor* bad kitty .

[Thu Aug 6 2009 11:53:28 PM] LightTwin93: *looks adorable and innocent*
[Thu Aug 6 2009 11:54:29 PM] DarkTwin93:

mmhmm i'm sure

[Thu Aug 6 2009 11:55:14 PM] LightTwin93: *mews*
[Thu Aug 6 2009 11:57:01 PM] DarkTwin93:

that aint going to work *pats your head*

[Thu Aug 6 2009 11:58:43 PM] DarkTwin93:

^_^

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:00:33 AM] LightTwin93: *steps off of u and onto the floor* mew *stalks off, tail in the air*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:01:03 AM] DarkTwin93:

*raises eyebrow* huh

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:01:23 AM] DarkTwin93:

i feel that if i follow some twisted verison of alice and wonderland will occur

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:01:53 AM] LightTwin93: *glares back at u* mew
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:02:13 AM] DarkTwin93:

*sweatdrop* definatly

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:02:28 AM] LightTwin93: *smirks*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:02:37 AM] DarkTwin93:

.......

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:02:40 AM] DarkTwin93:

................................

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:02:43 AM] DarkTwin93:

...................................................

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:02:47 AM] DarkTwin93:

............................................................................

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:02:53 AM] DarkTwin93:

*sighs* fine fine

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:02:58 AM] DarkTwin93:

i'm coming

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:03:04 AM] DarkTwin93:

*follows cat*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:03:23 AM] LightTwin93: *walks off into grassy area*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:04:12 AM] LightTwin93: *looks back at u and leaps down a hole*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:04:37 AM] DarkTwin93:

*contines to follow*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:05:17 AM] LightTwin93: *looks luxurious in the air then lands on feet*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:05:21 AM] LightTwin93: mew
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:05:49 AM] DarkTwin93:

*looks down*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:06:00 AM] DarkTwin93:

that dont look that great

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:06:09 AM] DarkTwin93:

*sighs again and jumps*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:06:47 AM] LightTwin93: *stalks off, not waiting for you* meeww
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:07:04 AM] DarkTwin93:

mean cat *lands and follows*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:07:45 AM] LightTwin93: *disappears behind a tree*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:08:05 AM] DarkTwin93:

*goes behind tree* what the

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:08:09 AM] DarkTwin93:

where did that cat go

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:08:24 AM] DarkTwin93:

*looks around* aw crap

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:08:26 AM] DarkTwin93:

i'm lost

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:08:47 AM] LightTwin93: *bunny pops up outta nowhere*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:08:56 AM] DarkTwin93:

the

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:09:04 AM] DarkTwin93:

*eye twitches*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:09:09 AM] DarkTwin93:

here little bunny

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:09:14 AM] DarkTwin93:

*makes clicking sounds*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:10:25 AM] LightTwin93: *bunny glares* I can speak you know...
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:10:37 AM] LightTwin93: *grins maddening grin*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:11:07 AM] DarkTwin93:

oh

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:11:11 AM] DarkTwin93:

....ehhh sorry

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:12:17 AM] DarkTwin93:

well can you help me out

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:12:21 AM] DarkTwin93:

i seem to be lost

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:12:29 AM] DarkTwin93:

*under breath* freaky grin

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:14:27 AM] LightTwin93: Well, some go this way, some go that way *grin grows larger*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:14:51 AM] DarkTwin93:

*sighs* well which way do you go

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:15:57 AM] LightTwin93: why, that depends on where you wish to go
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:16:14 AM] DarkTwin93:

i wish to go........home

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:17:38 AM] LightTwin93: well, as i said, some go this way, some go that way, but as for me,i prefer the shortcut *bunny fades away, leaving the barest trace of a grin*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:17:50 AM] DarkTwin93:

argh!!

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:17:59 AM] DarkTwin93:

damn bunny thats full of crap

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:18:11 AM] DarkTwin93:

*walks up to the crossroad*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:18:21 AM] DarkTwin93:

*looks left then right*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:18:33 AM] DarkTwin93:

*closes eyes points finger out and spins*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:18:43 AM] DarkTwin93:

*stops* to the left it is

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:18:50 AM] DarkTwin93:

* walks down that pathway*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:19:43 AM] LightTwin93: *ginormous waterbug is sitting on a mushroom, smoke coming from something in his hand while he writes furiously in a notebook*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:20:39 AM] DarkTwin93:

O.o uhhh

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:20:50 AM] DarkTwin93:

^_^' hi there

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:21:31 AM] LightTwin93: *bug glances over while still scribbling in notebook* mmm yyyeeesss?
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:21:55 AM] DarkTwin93:

uh can you tell me where i am

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:23:03 AM] LightTwin93: well, thats quiite oobvvvious. your right there *takes puff on pipe*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:23:55 AM] DarkTwin93:

i could figure that much out myself Captain Obvious, but where is * makes gesture taking in everything around me* here

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:25:05 AM] LightTwin93: *rolls eyes and continues scribbling on pad* innformation like that rrrequires payyment
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:25:28 AM] DarkTwin93:

what kind of payment

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:25:59 AM] LightTwin93: the very expensive kind...
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:26:42 AM] LightTwin93: *looks at you disdainfully, then looks at notebook* you wouldnt have it *curls up into shell and turns around*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:27:10 AM] DarkTwin93:

how would you know....

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:27:38 AM] LightTwin93: *muttering coming from inside shell that sounds curiously like "teens" and "idiotic"*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:28:20 AM] DarkTwin93:

*rolls eyes walks up to shell and knocks* so can you help me or not

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:28:48 AM] LightTwin93: *growling erupts form shell*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:29:11 AM] DarkTwin93:

uhhh......hello

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:29:18 AM] DarkTwin93:

?

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:30:17 AM] LightTwin93: *no sound or movement*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:31:21 AM] LightTwin93: *cat shoots out of grass and races towards a maze*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:31:31 AM] DarkTwin93:

HA!

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:31:36 AM] DarkTwin93:

*runs after cat*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:32:06 AM] LightTwin93: *disappears into maze* mew
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:32:17 AM] DarkTwin93:

no wait up cat!!

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:32:22 AM] DarkTwin93:

come back

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:32:28 AM] DarkTwin93:

*stops to lok around*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:32:38 AM] DarkTwin93:

*blues lines appear on face* oh no

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:32:43 AM] DarkTwin93:

now i'm really lost

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:32:57 AM] DarkTwin93:

and this maze is mad of walls of roses, which means thorns

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:33:14 AM] DarkTwin93:

*begins trying to get out of maze*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:33:26 AM] LightTwin93: *faint mewing noise*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:33:42 AM] DarkTwin93:

ah! *begins to listen and follow*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:34:18 AM] LightTwin93: *faint clinking of dishes up ahead*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:35:31 AM] LightTwin93: *Maze has small opening to table with teapots and teacups with 2 poeple sitting there*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:35:53 AM] DarkTwin93:

*walks towards them* uhh hello there

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:36:30 AM] LightTwin93: *first person looks up* oh no, no room, there is absolutely no room here *gestures at empty table*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:36:45 AM] DarkTwin93:

*raises eyebrow*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:37:21 AM] LightTwin93: *shoos her off* no room i tell you, no room!!
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:38:00 AM] DarkTwin93:

oh, well sorry to......almost impose? *continues walking

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:38:18 AM] LightTwin93: *faint mewing continues ahead*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:38:29 AM] DarkTwin93:

*gasp* there it is again

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:38:41 AM] DarkTwin93:

*starts walking faster towards the cat sounds*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:39:39 AM] LightTwin93: *maze opens up once again, this time to a throne with a ginourmous woman and a little man. the cat sits on the womans lap. the lady starts to yell*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:40:12 AM] LightTwin93: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT AREYOU DOING IN MY GARDEN?!?!
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:40:32 AM] DarkTwin93:

*takes a step back* i uhh got lost i was just following the cat

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:41:42 AM] LightTwin93: *the man fidgets* queen, my dear...*queen stands up, placing cat on chair* OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:42:06 AM] DarkTwin93:

EHHHHH????

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:42:08 AM] DarkTwin93:

WHAT

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:42:10 AM] DarkTwin93:

why?!

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:42:20 AM] DarkTwin93:

*takes running back into the maze*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:42:30 AM] DarkTwin93:

crazy lady, i knew i shouldnt have followed that cat

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:42:32 AM] LightTwin93: *guards follow her*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:42:49 AM] LightTwin93: Queen--OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!!
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:43:06 AM] DarkTwin93:

*runs down any path* no shit i'ma die

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:43:24 AM] LightTwin93: *guards get lost in maze*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:43:43 AM] DarkTwin93:

*ends up back at the table with two people*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:43:50 AM] DarkTwin93:

*stops and tries to catch breath*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:44:29 AM] LightTwin93: *man with top hat stands up once more* NO ROOM!!! I thought i made that clear!! off with you!!!
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:44:50 AM] DarkTwin93:

Give...me......a ...moment!!! *takes deep breath*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:45:21 AM] LightTwin93: *mad hatter looks imposing*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:45:46 AM] DarkTwin93:

God you know you dont have to be so rude!!!! there is plently of space here!

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:45:52 AM] DarkTwin93:

Even i can see that much.

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:46:11 AM] DarkTwin93:

*takes a few more deep breaths and listens for the guards*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:46:50 AM] LightTwin93: *guards run past opening and run opposite diresction*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:47:21 AM] DarkTwin93:

*looks spooked and has hands up in i love you position* oh shit

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:47:25 AM] DarkTwin93:

came out of nowhere

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:48:51 AM] LightTwin93: *queen yells in distance and mad hatter looks upset* MH- Off with you, you must go!! you cannot be here!!
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:49:35 AM] DarkTwin93:

hai hai sorry for imposing *takes off running in opposite direction of previous gaurd*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:50:11 AM] LightTwin93: *bunny pops up right outside maze*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:50:35 AM] DarkTwin93:

*stops suddenly and falls to floor on butt* owww hurt

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:50:41 AM] DarkTwin93:

damn bunny scared the hell out of me

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:51:07 AM] LightTwin93: *maddening grin grows even bigger*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:51:20 AM] DarkTwin93:

O.O

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:51:19 AM] LightTwin93: I see you're in a spot of trouble
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:51:29 AM] DarkTwin93:

yes she wants my head!!

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:51:35 AM] DarkTwin93:

she's crazy i didnt do anything

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:51:47 AM] LightTwin93: oh but you did everything...
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:52:14 AM] DarkTwin93:

what...... i just got here

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:52:18 AM] DarkTwin93:

that dosent even make sense

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:53:48 AM] LightTwin93: Everyone here is mad. I'm mad. You're mad. It's only by chance n' careful planning if you're not!
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:54:20 AM] DarkTwin93:

he hehe you dont make a lot of sense

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:54:32 AM] DarkTwin93:

can you just point the way out

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:54:59 AM] LightTwin93: Well that depends on where you want to get to.
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:55:39 AM] DarkTwin93:

i just want to get home!! .

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:56:03 AM] LightTwin93: Oh but you are home....
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:56:20 AM] DarkTwin93:

*eyes widen* what.....are..you

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:56:24 AM] DarkTwin93:

talking about?

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:57:17 AM] LightTwin93: *bunny fades into background once more along with everything else, leaving only a faint grin*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:57:29 AM] DarkTwin93:

nooo dont go

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:57:43 AM] DarkTwin93:

where am i supposed to go?

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:58:02 AM] LightTwin93: *something shakes you*
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:58:19 AM] DarkTwin93:

*eyes fly open*

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:58:23 AM] DarkTwin93:

what the!

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:59:08 AM] LightTwin93: *looks down at you* really jess, you should watching anime before bed, it gives you such odd notions^-^
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:59:20 AM] LightTwin93: *stop watching
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:59:24 AM] LightTwin93: XD
[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:59:32 AM] DarkTwin93:

wha.....

[Fri Aug 7 2009 12:59:36 AM] DarkTwin93:

EHHHH?