Things that would never happen in anime
Chapter 1 yugioh
1. Yugi summons Exodia to the field. "I know how to counter that" Kaiba says summoning a female older looking Exodia. Because she is old and feeble she has less attack points. Yugi smirks. "Exodia obliterate" he yells
Kaiba plugs his ears and Yugi soon finds out why. "Exodia, I thought I taught you better!! You attack your own mother!?!? Just wait until your father gets home!" The female Exodia says.
At this point Exodia is covering his ears and on the ground crying. Suddenly, he crumbles into tiny pieces and his mother stands there smug. Yugi's life points reach 0 and Kaiba stands there with a smirk on his face. Mokuba is standing off in the stands in a cheerleader outfit jumping up and down yelling "Go Seto!"
(How'd you like that one?)
2. Some rare hunters finally capture Yugi and they capture Tea too. They get stuffed in a closet. "Yugi I want to tell you something."
"What?" Yugi asks.
I love you!" she says.
Yugi inches away and blushes. "Ahhhhhhh!" he yells and he starts to pound on the door. "Girl germs!"
3. Joey – Kaiba, lets be friends
Kaiba- ok
They give each other a big hug.
(me- snorts out drink Yeah like that would happen)
4. Kaiba walks down the street and starts singing. "Oh the heart of the cards is a wonderful thing!"
(Not one of my funnier ones but still Kaiba SINGING?)
5. Tea and the guys just got into a fight. "I'm going to jump from this window if you don't apologize!" Tea yelled.
"Fine," Yugi said "see if I care!"
"Yeah, go ahead!" Joey yelled, "We won't care!"
Tristan wasn't listening. He was sitting on a bench playing his game boy. Tea jumps but who should walk under the window when she fell, but Mokuba. Her being so heavy crushed Mokuba and killed him. "Oh well" Kaiba said. "I never liked him"
(I wrote this before school ended and I nearly burst out laughing in Algebra class)
6. Tea- who needs dancing? Wrestling is my new passion!
7. Kaiba – who needs Kaiba corp? I am going to give it to Joey!
8. Tristan comes in the room where the gang is with a long black wig on. "Look, I'm Mokuba when he eats too much sugar!"
He starts running around the room with his arms straight up in the air and yelling "WEEEEEEEE"
9. Kaiba is sitting in algebra 1 and suddenly he raises his hand and says "I don't understand"
(not real funny I know)
10. Kaiba is misbehaving in class and his teacher says "Mr. Kaiba maybe you would like to teach the class?"
Kaiba gets up and says "gladly"
He starts explaining complicated math and everyone understands. He also keeps everyone quiet, unlike the teacher. 'how does he do it' the teacher asks himself.
11. Tea- I hate Yugi and Joey and Tristan and Serenity and Duke and........"
(sorry it would take up too much pages)
3 weeks later
Everyone fell asleep. "And Marcus and Patrick and Lily and Molly and Chuck and Paul and Joshua and......
Three more hours later
"and Jamie. Ok I'm done"
she sees them all waking up. "you guys were asleep? Should I repeat the list?"
"NO!!!!"
12. Joey is in a Barney suit. "I love you! You love me!"
"Ahhhhh, it burns! It Burns!" Tristan yells covering his ears and running around the room.
Yugi is singing along.
13. The world is going to blow up in 5 minutes. Kaiba walks up to Yugi and pulls off his hair –ehmmm sorry his wig to reveal raven black hair like mokuba's! "I love you" he ummm I mean she said. "see I'm really a girl!"
"My brother is really my sister?" Mokuba asked.
"Oh yeah, I'm not really this tall either. See!" Kaiba says revealing stilts. He I mean she took them off and ended up two feet tall!
"Well, I have a confession to make too." Yugi said.
"What?"
"I'm really a girl too and I am not really this short. I was on my knees the whole time" he stands up for real and his pants end up being shorts and he is now taller than Kaiba was on stilts. "my hair also doesn't stay up this way even with hair gel." He takes off his wig and there WAS multi colored hair but it was long and his hair wasn't pointy.
Review please!!!
Chapter 1 yugioh
1. Yugi summons Exodia to the field. "I know how to counter that" Kaiba says summoning a female older looking Exodia. Because she is old and feeble she has less attack points. Yugi smirks. "Exodia obliterate" he yells
Kaiba plugs his ears and Yugi soon finds out why. "Exodia, I thought I taught you better!! You attack your own mother!?!? Just wait until your father gets home!" The female Exodia says.
At this point Exodia is covering his ears and on the ground crying. Suddenly, he crumbles into tiny pieces and his mother stands there smug. Yugi's life points reach 0 and Kaiba stands there with a smirk on his face. Mokuba is standing off in the stands in a cheerleader outfit jumping up and down yelling "Go Seto!"
(How'd you like that one?)
2. Some rare hunters finally capture Yugi and they capture Tea too. They get stuffed in a closet. "Yugi I want to tell you something."
"What?" Yugi asks.
I love you!" she says.
Yugi inches away and blushes. "Ahhhhhhh!" he yells and he starts to pound on the door. "Girl germs!"
3. Joey – Kaiba, lets be friends
Kaiba- ok
They give each other a big hug.
(me- snorts out drink Yeah like that would happen)
4. Kaiba walks down the street and starts singing. "Oh the heart of the cards is a wonderful thing!"
(Not one of my funnier ones but still Kaiba SINGING?)
5. Tea and the guys just got into a fight. "I'm going to jump from this window if you don't apologize!" Tea yelled.
"Fine," Yugi said "see if I care!"
"Yeah, go ahead!" Joey yelled, "We won't care!"
Tristan wasn't listening. He was sitting on a bench playing his game boy. Tea jumps but who should walk under the window when she fell, but Mokuba. Her being so heavy crushed Mokuba and killed him. "Oh well" Kaiba said. "I never liked him"
(I wrote this before school ended and I nearly burst out laughing in Algebra class)
6. Tea- who needs dancing? Wrestling is my new passion!
7. Kaiba – who needs Kaiba corp? I am going to give it to Joey!
8. Tristan comes in the room where the gang is with a long black wig on. "Look, I'm Mokuba when he eats too much sugar!"
He starts running around the room with his arms straight up in the air and yelling "WEEEEEEEE"
9. Kaiba is sitting in algebra 1 and suddenly he raises his hand and says "I don't understand"
(not real funny I know)
10. Kaiba is misbehaving in class and his teacher says "Mr. Kaiba maybe you would like to teach the class?"
Kaiba gets up and says "gladly"
He starts explaining complicated math and everyone understands. He also keeps everyone quiet, unlike the teacher. 'how does he do it' the teacher asks himself.
11. Tea- I hate Yugi and Joey and Tristan and Serenity and Duke and........"
(sorry it would take up too much pages)
3 weeks later
Everyone fell asleep. "And Marcus and Patrick and Lily and Molly and Chuck and Paul and Joshua and......
Three more hours later
"and Jamie. Ok I'm done"
she sees them all waking up. "you guys were asleep? Should I repeat the list?"
"NO!!!!"
12. Joey is in a Barney suit. "I love you! You love me!"
"Ahhhhh, it burns! It Burns!" Tristan yells covering his ears and running around the room.
Yugi is singing along.
13. The world is going to blow up in 5 minutes. Kaiba walks up to Yugi and pulls off his hair –ehmmm sorry his wig to reveal raven black hair like mokuba's! "I love you" he ummm I mean she said. "see I'm really a girl!"
"My brother is really my sister?" Mokuba asked.
"Oh yeah, I'm not really this tall either. See!" Kaiba says revealing stilts. He I mean she took them off and ended up two feet tall!
"Well, I have a confession to make too." Yugi said.
"What?"
"I'm really a girl too and I am not really this short. I was on my knees the whole time" he stands up for real and his pants end up being shorts and he is now taller than Kaiba was on stilts. "my hair also doesn't stay up this way even with hair gel." He takes off his wig and there WAS multi colored hair but it was long and his hair wasn't pointy.
Review please!!!