Forgive me for making an off topic story, but I had this head and I couldn't sleep so I typed it up and here it is! Pein and Konan have a baby in this story. Pein's a little OOC in this story and I love it. I picture him a nervous, but caring and VERY protective father. Enjoy this short, fluffy, Pein family fan fic. Kishimoto is the proper owner of all the Naruto characters. I OWN NOTHING.

He was Pein. God of Amegakure and destroyer of all. He made villages crumble to their knees and beg for mercy. He punished those who did not believe in him or his beautiful Lady Angel. He could move humongous structures with just a flick of his wrist and kill a man with just a poke to their chest with only his finger. He struck fear into the hearts and souls of countless villagers and people alike. He was merciless and cold-hearted. He had a menacing look in his grey ringed eyes as he looked down on his weak and puny city. Perched on a roost to his building he called home. How the rain pelted it senselessly and soaked it cold to the core. Making it seem vulnerable and unimportant.

"I am Pein. God of this world and savior of humanity." He said to himself. "I punish the bad and make people feel pain like they've never felt it before. I will rule this world one day, and when I do, I'll-"

"Waaah!"

In an instant, Pein was out of the rain and into the hideout, racing down the hall to a small room. He opened the door and walked over to a crib in the corner of the quarters. He reached down and gently pulled into his arms a baby. A baby girl to be exact. With stunning cobalt hair and teary eyes, wrapped in a baby-pink blanket.

"What is it my sweet Anzu?" He cooed quietly to the infant. His daughter, Anzu, looked to her father and gave him a pathetic cry. "Are you hungry? Is that it?" Pein reached into the small fridge properly placed in the baby's room and pulled out a small bottle filled with milk. He easily heated it to the safe temperature within a few seconds and placed it to Anzu's lips. Anzu happily accepted the bottle and started sucking madly. Pein removed the bottle from her mouth to allow her to breathe.

"Not so fast, sweetie. Drink it slower." Pein whispered, putting the bottle back to his daughter's mouth. As if she understood, she slowed down and in a few minutes the bottle was dry, and Anzu was finally satisfied. Pein put her over his shoulder and gently patted her back. A few minutes later she burped, and Pein cradled her lovingly in his muscular arms. He placed a kiss on her forehead and smiled at her. Anzu looked back at her father with wide blue eyes. "One day, you will rule the world, Anzu." Pein purred to her. Anzu's eyes drooped and she snuggled into Pein's chest. "You'll be beautiful and rule with an iron fist like me. And you'll be as graceful and elegant as your mother as you decapitate your enemies." Pein said darkly. But his scary words only lulled Anzu to sleep. Pein chuckled and placed Anzu gently in her crib, putting another soft cover over her tiny torso. Smiling, Pein left to leave the room. "Sweet dreams, my little angel..."

Pein walked down the corridors, back to his normal stern and stoic attitude. He glared at every little thing that he saw. Once he was three doors down, he entered the room he went to a lot more often than usual.

Closing the door, he walked over to a nearby table and turned on a very dim light. It lit the room barely, but enough to see everything in the room. That one thing was lying in bed, under the warm covers. He walked over to the figure in bed and rubbed her shoulder. The blue-haired woman let out a moan and rolled over, looking tiredly at the spikey-haired male towering over her. She wasn't intimidated, however, for she was used to seeing him so powerful.

"Pein... What is it?" she groaned at him with irritation.

"I just want to tell you that Anzu is fed. You can sleep in today, Konan." He told her. Konan only gave him a nod before turning over and pulling the covers over her head. Sighing, Pein turned and exited the room. Konan had been very tired for the last few months, taking care of their newborn daughter alone. Pein had gone out on an elimination errand that took longer than he had thought. A whole month to be exact. He just hoped nothing too serious would come up. Serious as in not too extreme to not be able to send the other Akatsuki members.

Pein sighed again as he returned to his place on his perch outside the top floor of the hideout and cleared his throat.

"As I was saying," he begun. "I am Pein, God of this world. And when my daughter comes to power, you will feel my pain..."

Should I make another chapter? I had an idea, but I don't know if I should continue. Let me know if you want another chapter for this silly story! Stay tuned, kids! :D