A/N: Okay, this time I made two fics for Christmas. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything at all!

The Thirteen Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
A flaming hot sword to the face!

On the second day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the third day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the fourth day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the fifth day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Five secrets and lies,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the sixth day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Six thousand petals,
Five secrets and lies,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the seventh day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Seven giant fists,
Six thousand petals,
Five secrets and lies,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the eighth day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Eight cups of sake,
Seven giant fists,
Six thousand petals,
Five secrets and lies,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the ninth day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Nine cool visors,
Eight cups of sake,
Seven giant fists,
Six thousand petals,
Five secrets and lies,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the tenth day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Ten ice dragons,
Nine cool visors,
Eight cups of sake,
Seven giant fists,
Six thousand petals,
Five secrets and lies,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Eleven bled-out corpses,
Ten ice dragons,
Nine cool visors,
Eight cups of sake,
Seven giant fists,
Six thousand petals,
Five secrets and lies,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Twelve vials of poison,
Eleven bled-out corpses,
Ten ice dragons,
Nine cool visors,
Eight cups of sake,
Seven giant fists,
Six thousand petals,
Five secrets and lies,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

On the thirteenth day of Christmas
The captains gave to me,
Thirteen bags of candy,
Twelve vials of poison,
Eleven bled-out corpses,
Ten ice dragons,
Nine cool visors,
Eight cups of sake,
Seven giant fists,
Six thousand petals,
Five secrets and lies,
Four fresh bandages,
Three creepy grins,
Two bee stings,
And a flaming hot sword to the face!

Ichigo: Okay, besides the candy, who would actually want any of this?

Mossnose: People who are messed in the head, Ichi. R&R!