I would like to dedicate this chapter to my BFF Sunny for giving me the inspiration the write this oneshot. This really happened to her and it was so funny to me that I just had to make a Twilight Fanfic of it.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! SADLY, STEPHANIE MAYER OWNS IT.
Bella sighed as she got into Alice's yellow Porsche. Six hours of shopping and the little pixie still wanted to keep shopping. If Bella didn't threaten Alice with no Bella Barbie for a week six hours could've turned into sixteen hours. Alice got into the driver's side of the car and smiled brightly at Bella.
"Well, we're leaving, which means you owe me by playing Bella Barbie tonight." Alice said. Bella groaned with horror.
As Alice started the car she noticed that the engine wouldn't start. She tried again five more times until sighing and giving up. "Better call Edward and have him pick us up." Alice said. She called Edward and he said that he would be there in a few minutes.
Thirty minutes went by and he still wasn't there. Alice began to get impatient and called him again. "Where are you? Why are you late. . ." Alice gasped and Bella looked curiously at her. "HE HUNG UP ON ME!" Alice screeched. Bella covered her ears. Alice began dialing again. "When he answers I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!" Alice waited for a minute and then Bella could hear Edward answer. "Hello? Hey Edward, why did you. . . HOW RUDE! He hung up on me again!" Alice began to dial again. "I'm gonna give him another piece of my mind!" This went on for five minutes. "He hung up again!" Alice whined. "I'm gonna give him another piece of my mind!" Alice began dialing for the hundredth time until Bella stopped her and said, "Hun, I don't think you have any more to spare."
That was my first Twilight oneshot so go easy on me! If you have any requests for a story then feel free to message me and request it! R&R!
~MewAngelWings