1 Amazing Advanced Algebra Adventures
By, Wingstar
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters except for Stephanie and the Narrator. Legolas was created by J.R.R. Tolkien. Alanna by the queen of writing, Tamora Pierce. Snape by J.K. Rowling. The donkey from Dreamworks. Morwen from Patricia C. Wrede. No suing!
A/N: Just something to get past my writer's block. That, and I was extremely bored. Please R/R!
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1.1 Chapter 1
Narrator: We begin our bizarre adventure in the school of a young teenager named Stephanie. She is currently being bored out of her mind listening to her advanced algebra teacher go on and on and on and on and on and –
Stephanie: Ok, we get the point! It was boring! Let's continue this story please!
Narrator: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, ahem ~glares at Stephanie~ she was extremely bored. Unfortunately, no one knows exactly what happens when she gets bored. All we know is that strange things start to happen…
(Fades to picture of classroom full of bored students. Suddenly, the classroom begins to shake. A loud popping is heard, and the shaking stops. The students look at each other, confused. Mrs. Scott doesn't seem to notice what is going on.)
Mrs. Scott (in a droning voice): Now, let's look at page 68, example 4. x + 7 = 35, so what does x equal? ~looks up at students~ now, why do you have your desks all tipped over? And why aren't you –
(She is cut off as the heroes of the day surrounded her, pointing arrows right at her throat.)
Stephanie: Now, wait a minute… you can't be… Alanna? And… Legolas?! What the…
(Legolas tosses his gorgeous blond hair out of his eyes, and smiles as every girl in the class begins to drool.)
Alanna: She must be the one. Grab her and let's go. Just leave a few guards to take care of this lot.
Stephanie: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you talking about?? What's going on he-
(She is cut off as a tall man with long black hair and robes grabs her and covers her mouth. She is taken to a building not too far away.)
Alanna: You are going to tell us why you are here. You seem to be the only one who knows what's going on, so spill it – NOW!
Legolas: Calm down, sweetie. We don't know for sure that she knows what's going on.
Alanna: Then how did she know who we were?
Legolas: I don't know, ask her, not me.
(Stephanie is gazing helplessly at an extremely hot Legolas and Alanna smacks her across the face.)
Alanna: Stop that! He's my man!
Stephanie: What happened to George? I thought he was your man. And how did-
Alanna: Silence! I will ask the questions here!
Stephanie: Ok, I'm sorry, but I just want to know where I am. Will you please tell me that much?
Legolas: You don't know where you are? But your house fell and crushed Morwen!
Stephanie: Morwen… but she's… All right! That's it! Somebody had better start explaining why the stories are mixed up. Because you ~points at Legolas~ belong in the Lord of the Rings with Frodo and Aragorn and those guys. And you ~points at Alanna~ belong in the Song of the Lioness with George and… the rest of Tortall! And I know I saw Severus Snape before and he belongs in Harry Potter with… well… Harry Potter! And, Morwen goes with Cimorene and Mendenbar in the Enchanted Forest. What is going on?
(Everyone in the room stares blankly at her. At the door, a smart-aleck donkey starts talking)
Stephanie: I'm not even gonna get into how wrong THAT is.
Alanna: How wrong what is?
Stephanie: Nevermind, that isn't really important. What's important is finding out why I'm here.
Legolas: Well, that's easy enough to answer, now that I've figured out who you are. It's you.
Stephanie: ~stares blankly~ Huh?
Legolas: You don't know it, but you are just an image of yourself. The real you is still sitting bored in your boring classroom, dreaming up crazy ideas to pass the time. So… right now, we are completely at your mercy. Am I right? ~looks at the sky, talking seemingly to himself~
Narrator: That's right. I knew I'd make you a smart one. And yanno what else? You better be nice to my little image, or else!
Alanna: Or else what? ~twists Stephanie's arm painfully~
Narrator: Or else this.
(Alanna suddenly turns around and walks over to the donkey and begins seriously making out with him. After a few hilarious minutes, her lover speaks up.)
Legolas: Ok, I think she's probably had enough, she won't try it again.
Narrator: Fine, ruin my fun ~releases Alanna from her predicament~
Alanna: ~gasp~ never ~gasp~ do that ~gasp~ again! That was disgusting!
Narrator: Well, then, I hope you've learned your lesson. No more.
Alanna: ~Nods vigorously~ You don't have to worry about me!
Narrator: Now, you're going on an adventure. The object of this adventure shall be revealed to you later. For now, just pack up your mandatory adventure items and get ready, this is going to be fun! ~muahahahahaha~
By, Wingstar
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters except for Stephanie and the Narrator. Legolas was created by J.R.R. Tolkien. Alanna by the queen of writing, Tamora Pierce. Snape by J.K. Rowling. The donkey from Dreamworks. Morwen from Patricia C. Wrede. No suing!
A/N: Just something to get past my writer's block. That, and I was extremely bored. Please R/R!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
1.1 Chapter 1
Narrator: We begin our bizarre adventure in the school of a young teenager named Stephanie. She is currently being bored out of her mind listening to her advanced algebra teacher go on and on and on and on and on and –
Stephanie: Ok, we get the point! It was boring! Let's continue this story please!
Narrator: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, ahem ~glares at Stephanie~ she was extremely bored. Unfortunately, no one knows exactly what happens when she gets bored. All we know is that strange things start to happen…
(Fades to picture of classroom full of bored students. Suddenly, the classroom begins to shake. A loud popping is heard, and the shaking stops. The students look at each other, confused. Mrs. Scott doesn't seem to notice what is going on.)
Mrs. Scott (in a droning voice): Now, let's look at page 68, example 4. x + 7 = 35, so what does x equal? ~looks up at students~ now, why do you have your desks all tipped over? And why aren't you –
(She is cut off as the heroes of the day surrounded her, pointing arrows right at her throat.)
Stephanie: Now, wait a minute… you can't be… Alanna? And… Legolas?! What the…
(Legolas tosses his gorgeous blond hair out of his eyes, and smiles as every girl in the class begins to drool.)
Alanna: She must be the one. Grab her and let's go. Just leave a few guards to take care of this lot.
Stephanie: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you talking about?? What's going on he-
(She is cut off as a tall man with long black hair and robes grabs her and covers her mouth. She is taken to a building not too far away.)
Alanna: You are going to tell us why you are here. You seem to be the only one who knows what's going on, so spill it – NOW!
Legolas: Calm down, sweetie. We don't know for sure that she knows what's going on.
Alanna: Then how did she know who we were?
Legolas: I don't know, ask her, not me.
(Stephanie is gazing helplessly at an extremely hot Legolas and Alanna smacks her across the face.)
Alanna: Stop that! He's my man!
Stephanie: What happened to George? I thought he was your man. And how did-
Alanna: Silence! I will ask the questions here!
Stephanie: Ok, I'm sorry, but I just want to know where I am. Will you please tell me that much?
Legolas: You don't know where you are? But your house fell and crushed Morwen!
Stephanie: Morwen… but she's… All right! That's it! Somebody had better start explaining why the stories are mixed up. Because you ~points at Legolas~ belong in the Lord of the Rings with Frodo and Aragorn and those guys. And you ~points at Alanna~ belong in the Song of the Lioness with George and… the rest of Tortall! And I know I saw Severus Snape before and he belongs in Harry Potter with… well… Harry Potter! And, Morwen goes with Cimorene and Mendenbar in the Enchanted Forest. What is going on?
(Everyone in the room stares blankly at her. At the door, a smart-aleck donkey starts talking)
Stephanie: I'm not even gonna get into how wrong THAT is.
Alanna: How wrong what is?
Stephanie: Nevermind, that isn't really important. What's important is finding out why I'm here.
Legolas: Well, that's easy enough to answer, now that I've figured out who you are. It's you.
Stephanie: ~stares blankly~ Huh?
Legolas: You don't know it, but you are just an image of yourself. The real you is still sitting bored in your boring classroom, dreaming up crazy ideas to pass the time. So… right now, we are completely at your mercy. Am I right? ~looks at the sky, talking seemingly to himself~
Narrator: That's right. I knew I'd make you a smart one. And yanno what else? You better be nice to my little image, or else!
Alanna: Or else what? ~twists Stephanie's arm painfully~
Narrator: Or else this.
(Alanna suddenly turns around and walks over to the donkey and begins seriously making out with him. After a few hilarious minutes, her lover speaks up.)
Legolas: Ok, I think she's probably had enough, she won't try it again.
Narrator: Fine, ruin my fun ~releases Alanna from her predicament~
Alanna: ~gasp~ never ~gasp~ do that ~gasp~ again! That was disgusting!
Narrator: Well, then, I hope you've learned your lesson. No more.
Alanna: ~Nods vigorously~ You don't have to worry about me!
Narrator: Now, you're going on an adventure. The object of this adventure shall be revealed to you later. For now, just pack up your mandatory adventure items and get ready, this is going to be fun! ~muahahahahaha~