A/N: So, welcome to my rebooted MSGW! With my last one having over 50,000 views, dozens of favorites and hundreds of reviews, I'm curious on how this one will fare. For this chapter and a few others, you'll probably wonder what changed from my last story. This chapter's extremely close to the first chapter of my other story, but after then it'll branch from what it used to be. Don't worry, I'm not deleting the other, but I don't feel like I should continue that one with the mistakes I've noticed in there.
Other than two special episodes (which will be Episodes 2 and 3) this story will go through games released chronologically starting with Super Mario Bros. I don't really care for Donkey Kong or Mario Bros., so I'm skipping those, and I won't care for re-releases either. Right now, I'm planning on weekly Monday updates (which was what I used to do; we all need crackfics on Mondays now!) but I may slack off every now and then.
Without further ado, let's continue!
In a studio far, far away, Mario, Luigi and Peach sit atop a stage before a clapping audience. As the audience settles down, Mario smiles before speaking.
"Welcome to Mario Scenes Gone Wrong!" Mario welcomed, "Where we keep all the flops for every game we were in. They're not funny at all, but some are just stupid enough to make some of us laugh."
"They feature Mario, not me. I'm perfect," Luigi boasted.
"Shut up and get this show on the roll," Peach rushed.
"Okay okay! Geez, feisty mama," Mario stated in a tone as if he is offended, "Let's see the first clip."
Super Mario Brothers
Mario and Luigi are running at the beginning of World 1-1. Seeing the three ? blocks, Luigi suddenly stops Mario.
"Bro! What do those brick block things do?"
"Well, Luigi, they give you super powers, coins, various things. Try hitting one."
Luigi taps it, but nothing works.
"Huh?"
"No, like this Luigi…"
Mario jumps and hits the block with both his head and his hand.
"Try it, Luigi," Mario told his younger brother.
Luigi tries to copy Mario, but only uses his head. He's instantly knocked out.
"Oh boy…"
"CUT!" the director called out.
"Okay, that one was NOT FUNNY. What the hey is it doing here?" Luigi asked in curiosity.
"Who says they are supposed to be funny? Plus, what happened to you being perfect?" Mario shrugged, "Next clip please."
Super Mario Brothers
Mario cruises through the 8-4 castle, avoiding the giant fireball stick, fireballs springing out of lava, and fireballs spat out by Bowser. A ton of fireball-avoiding, basically. After figuring out some giant maze, he finally sees Bowser.
Bowser, at first glance at Mario, instantly throws mallets at him. Bowser then suddenly jumps, and swings the axe, breaking the bridge with Mario on it. Mario then plummets into the lava, defeated.
"MARIO!" Peach cried in defeat.
"You can quit the charade; he's gone," Bowser informed.
"Oh, Bowser, I love you," Peach cooed.
"CUT!"
"W-what? Peach loves BOWSER more than ME?"
"What the? That was in our script. Why would I love some giant dragon thingy with a shell?" Peach questioned.
"Whatever, pipe it down," Mario commanded.
Luigi shook his head, "Next clip!"
Super Mario Brothers: Lost levels
The Mario Brothers are in world 1-1 again. Luigi, actually knowing how to bash a block correctly, bashes a block containing a purple poisonous mushroom.
"Oooh, purple mushroom!" Mario called out.
"NO Mario, DO NOT grab that!"
"Purple good, purple healthy," Mario declared.
Mario eats the purple mushroom. He's immediately knocked out.
"CUT!"
"That didn't happen, I know the difference between mushrooms!" Mario raged.
"Liar! The clip proves it was you," Luigi rebutted.
"Maybe it was you dressed up as me, and someone else dressed up as you?" Mario suggested.
"Why would you think that?" Luigi questioned.
"BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BASH A BLOCK WITHOUT GETTING KNOCKED OUT!"
"And you can't grab the proper mushroom either, Mario," Luigi shrugged, "Next clip!"
Super Mario Brothers: Lost Levels
The Mario Brothers run in yet another 8-world marathon to save Princess Peach. They have just beaten castle 3-4, expecting Peach to be behind there. Instead they find three toads.
"THREE TOADS?" Mario screamed, "Where the heck is the princess? SHOW ME A SHORTCUT!"
Mario, instead of going to level 4-1, goes home and watches television, essentially giving up on his journey.
"Redbull gives you wings!" a TV commercial broadcasted.
"That's how I can get to 8-4 faster!" Mario cheered.
Mario goes to the store and steals a redbull.
"Don't worry, cashier! Heroes discount: 100 percent!"
Mario is chased by Toad cops, but he drinks the red bull, sprouts wings, and flies to 8-4, straight to Bowser, and grabs Peach. He accidently lets go of Peach while he's in the sky flying back, and Peach is seen falling for miles.
"Uhh.. Oops."
"CUT! "
"No lie, that one was fun!" Mario cheered, "Oh, no one was seriously hurt during the making of that clip."
Peach frowns, "Except for me. I suffered a concussion, two broken arms and a broken leg."
"Did I ask you to speak?" Mario glared, "Anyway, as I was saying, no one was seriously hurt (meaning death) during the making of this clip. Please don't sue."
As Peach's face turns red in anger, Luigi rushes, "All right, last clip!"
Super Mario Brothers: Lost Levels
The Mario Brothers are at the beginning of World 4-1.
"Whoa, Mario, did you see those little crocodile things in the warp pipes are now red, and no longer green? And they are faster too!" Luigi pointed out.
"Crocodile things?" Mario questioned, "Those are freaking PIRANHA PLANTS."
"Do they bite?"
"No, they're completely harmless. Try for yourself," Mario groaned.
Luigi sits on a warp pipe that contains a red piranha plant. The plant zooms out, grabs a hold of Luigi, and tries to drag him down its pipe. Fortunately, Luigi gets stuck in the pipe on the way down.
"Oh dang! I'm coming Luigi!" Mario shouted.
Mario pulls Luigi to safety, uprooting the piranha plant in the process.
"You lied to me, Mario!"
"I didn't know you were stupid enough to even attempt that!" Mario rolled his eyes, "It was sarcasm!"
Mario and Luigi looked at each other.
"Only way to solve an argument."
Both Luigi and Mario pull out a fire flower and activate the power. They then get in a girly cat fight.
"CUT!"
"I had to admit, that one was fun," Mario confessed.
"Except for me getting dragged down the dang tube!"
"No, that was what made it the fun part, Luigi."
"Grr.. MARIO!" Luigi shouted before chasing Mario. Meanwhile, Peach sighs.
"Whatever. Come back again, for when they show you-"
Before Peach can finish her epilogue for the ending episode, Bowser breaks into the studio with his Klown Khopper and snatches both Mario and Luigi, along with all but one of the television cameras.
"Bwahahahahaha! I finally got my enemies in my grasp!" Bowser roared.
"Bowser, put them down!" Peach commanded as she glares at her nemesis.
"Never! You'll have to save them yourself! Since you can't even save yourself, I really doubt you will! Goodbye Peach!"
Bowser then flies away in the sky towards his castle, leaving Peach alone. She initially stares at the sky in shock before cracking her knuckles.
"I will show him!" She declared before staring into the last functioning camera, "Anyway, join us for the special episode, the video clips being completely live, next time! The one and only SUPER PRINCESSS PEACH!
Peach grabs her umbrella, Perry, before she runs outside as the scene fades into blackness.
DISCLAIMER: Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Peach, and Toad are owned by the one and only Nintendo.
I also do not own Redbull.
So don't sue me, lawyers!