Sorry this took so long. I had to rewrite this story and I had vacation last week and I got sick so I couldn't use the computer and I had to start writing a friend of mines story and OH NO RUN ON SENTENCE!

But I hope you like this story. I decided to spice things up and wrote a LeexNaruto story. I hope its good sense there isn't a lot of this paring.

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Chapter 1

Naruto and his team were walking though the forest.

"Kakashi-sensei! Where are we going?" Naruto wined, boredly folding his arm behind his head.

"I already told you. We're training with Gai's team today." Kakashi said as he tried to focus on his book.

"How many times have you read that book?" Sakura asked with a sigh.

"Is there lots of penis action?" Sai asked.

"No."

"Oh. Well then no thanks." Sai looked away and everyone sighed. Soon they came to a training field and saw only Neji and Tenten.

"Hey where's bushy brow and bushy brow-sensei?" Naruto asked as he looked around. Neji and Tenten just stared with blank looks which kind of creped him out. Kakashi blinked and turned around.

"Yo." He said to Gai who was trying to sneak up on him. Gai jumped back with a scream. This made Naruto laugh, Sakura giggle, and Sai just stand there.

"Gotcha!" A vice yelled and Naruto felt some one grab him by the waist. Naruto screamed and jumped into the nearest tree. He clung to the tree branch and glared down at Lee who was laughing at him. Then everyone else started laughing. Even Sai kind of pretended to laugh.

"What!? What's so funny?" The blond yelled, still clutching to the tree branch.

"You forgot your pants." Lee said as he held up Naruto's pants.

"Hey!" Naruto jumped down and ran after Lee. Lee ran away laughing.

"Yosh! Go Lee!" Gai yelled and tried to steal Kakashi's pants but Kakashi poked him on the forehead.

"No." He said and pushed Gai away. Gai just stared until Sai walked over.

"Hey." Gai looked at him and took a step away. "Did you know…" Sai stepped closer to him and leaned in to whisper. "You have no penis." Gai stared at him for a moment then ran away.

"Kakashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" he yelled and hid behind his rival. "Sai's mean!"

"Oh well." Kakashi sighed and kept reading.

"What kind of rival are you!" Gai screamed and went into a fetal position. Kakashi sighed again and looked up to watch Lee and Naruto. Naruto had made a bunch of shadow clones and they were all trying to catch Lee. But Lee was to fast for them. Kakashi stuck out his foot as Lee ran by. Lee tripped and Naruto pounced on him.

"Give them back!" Naruto yelled as they fought on the ground. Kakashi, being the pervert he is, put his book away and watched. Gai noticed and broke up the fight.

"Lee give him back his pants and start training." He said and went to go yell at Kakashi for being a pervert. Lee gave Naruto his cloths and dragged him over to the group.

"Ok. Today we're going to be training in groups of two. The reason for this is so you can learn different styles of attacks." Kakashi said before elbowing Gai.

"Hm? What? You lost me." He said. Kakashi sighed and waked him over the head.

"This is stupid." Sai mumbled. Then he noticed Neji was staring at him.

"Why do you wear bondage?" Neji asked and was attacked by one of Sai's lion drawings. Sakura grabbed Tenten and dragged her off some where while Lee did the same to Naruto.

"Ok I will teach you how to use my Taijutsu! But first!" He turned Naruto around and pushed him into a training post. "You must do 300 punches, 500 kicks, 1,000 push ups and finally 200 laps!" Naruto looked over his shoulder and glared at Lee.

"Fine but you have to make a shadow clone." He said and laughed because he knew Lee couldn't do it. Lee faltered but regained himself and clenched a fist.

"Fine I accept!" He yelled and Naruto sweat dropped as the Taijutsu specialist sat down and tried to focus his chakra. As for Neji and Sai…well Neji was being attacked by three lions while Sai watched with a fake smile on his face. And then there was Sakura showing Tenten some healing jutsu while Tenten showed her how to…throw stuff. No one made any progress.

By sun down Naruto was only half way though his push ups, Lee was still trying to make a clone and failing miserably, Neji was died temporarily, Sai fell asleep, and Tenten had been hit by a hundred weapons of various types and had to be healed by Sakura.

"Maybe this was a bad idea." Kakashi said to himself. He looked at Gai and saw he was eating something.

"What are you eating?" He asked suspiciously.

"Mushroom."

"From where?"

"I found it." Suddenly Kakashi attacked him and tried to make him spit it out.

Mean while Naruto collapsed from exostion. He rolled onto his back and panted heavily.

"I don't know…how you…do it." Naruto said between pants. He looked to the side and saw Lee had fallen asleep, sitting up and still making a hand seal. Naruto glared at him but hurt too much to do anything else.

"Hey. Hey! Bushy brow! Wake up!" He yelled. Lee just flopped backward and started to snore. Naruto pulled up a clump of glass and dirt and threw it at him. It hit Lee in the chest and he sat strait up.

"What the…" He glared at Naruto then started to laugh.

"Naruto-kun are you finished?" He asked cheerfully. Naruto sighed and threw his head back.

"You'll never get my mushroom!" They both looked up and saw Gai and Kakashi were fighting.

"Gai the mushroom's poisonous! We need to throw the rest out and go to the hospital…again!"

"Neve…" Gai paused and suddenly passed out once the mushroom took effect. Lee freaked out and everyone ran over.

"He's fine. It happens all the time." Kakashi sighed as he lifted Gai onto his back. Then he left for the hospital.

"So what now?" Sakura asked.

"I don't know." Sai replied. Then he made another lion thingy to chase Neji. Tenten and Sakura left while arguing about Sakura's horrible aim. Sai just left Neji and Naruto and Lee stayed behind.

"So what now?" Naruto asked.

"We should engage in the youthful activity of hanging out!" Lee shouted and made everyone in a five mile radius deaf.

"Um…Ooookay." Naruto replied and took a step back.

"Why won't you help me?!" Neji screamed in the background after a short silence.

"Good! Now we can catch up!" Lee yelled excitedly and grabbed Naruto's hand. Naruto blushed slightly as he was pulled away.

"Wait! Don't leave me!" Neji yelled and tried to limp after them. But the lion thingy pounced on him and tried to kill him again.

"Sorry Neji! Maybe later!" Lee yelled over his shoulder before they were gone.

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Ok that's the first chapter. Obviously it's more funny than angsty right now but it will get that way later on.

Oh and make sure you read my friends story Beloved fox. I had to type it for her so any SasuNaru fans reading this better read her story to.