"Bilbo!"

Bilbo crinkled his nose slightly aggravated still refusing to wake up from his slumber.

"Oh my gods!Bilbo What happened to you?!"

Grunting over the loss of his rest, Bilbo cracked his eyes open. The sun light burned his eyes at first but it was soon blocked by the worried face of Thorin.

"Bilbo can you hear me?!" Throin screamed a little to loud for Bilbo's just awaking ears.

"Gandalf!I thought you said the strike wouldn't affect him!"

Bilbo furrowed his eye brows, his vision clearer now. The company hovered over him all with eyes of fear and curiosity. Bilbo sat up on his forearms.

" What has gotten everyone so excited?Give me space will you?!"He yelled practically kicking Ori in the knee.

"Maybe you are just seeing things." Gandalf said walking through the circle of dwarfs. As soon as he locked eyes with The confused Hobbit Gandalf's eyes widened. Bilbo swallowed hard, The great Gandalf was at unease, this couldn't mean anything good.

"Now wait just a minute! Why is everyone so wound up about?!" Bilbo yelled scrambling to his feet, he tipped over slightly before gaining his balance back. "Odd,very odd.." he thought to himself.

Kili stepped in front of him snickering to his brother before he looked at Bilbo.

"Master Boggings you seem to have grown...attachments atop your head."

"Attachments?" Bilbo questioned easing his hands ontop of his head. He gasped as he caught hold of something furry. He squeezed the attachments and winced as he realized he could feel the pain generated by the squeezed.

"What? Whats going on?" Bilbo asked, his voice breaking a little.

"Here laddie, see for yourself." Bofur handed Bilbo a hand mirror from out of his bag. Bilbo screamed staring horrified at his reflection. Ears! Fluffy brown rabbit ears lay on each side of his head.

"OH MY!OH NO,NO,NO. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?GANDALF WHAT HAPPENED?"Gandalf chuckled lightly at the angered Hobbit.

"Yesterday, I dropped my staff and you just happened to be in the way. When it hit you it glowed and you fainted.I was sure when it hit you it did no damage, I see now I was wrong."
Gandalf explained, a smile spread across his face as he continued ."Although, the ears do suit you."

Bilbo was panicking now, panting as if he had been without water for weeks.

"SUIT ME?EARS GANDALF EARS!I HAVE RABBIT EARS ATOP MY HEAD!" Bilbo's vision begin to haze now as he anger fumed.

"That's not the only thing you have! Look everyone! He has a fluffy tail!" Fili laughed yanking at the puff ball sticking out of the back of Bilbo's trousers. Bilbo looked back just as everyone had. That had been enough for him.

"Pff,nope" Bilbo's vision finally blurred over as he fainted back into Fili's arms. The once laughing group of dwarf's ;and one wizard, had now fallen silent .

"Well now,We have a problem in our hands now don't we?" Fili commented staring at the energy diminished Hobbit .

Bilbo opened his eyes slowly,grunting as he sat up. He was back on his bed roll,The sun had begun to dip down beneath the trees. Bilbo smiled to himself. "It was only a dream, oh how awful it was." He whispered looking around. Everything seemed in place but the lack of Dwarf's that usually crowed around him. They had to be near, who would have put him down back into his former spot if they weren't?

"Bilbo, your awake!" An excited voice called. Kili came into view soon after, holding two steaming bowls in each hand. He joined Bilbo on the ground beside him.

"I'm glad your here Kili, where are all the others?" Bilbo questioned taking one of the steaming bowls of soup. He scooped up a spoon full of soup and blew on it before putting it in his moth,moaning at the refreshing taste of the hot soup.

"They've gone ahead to scope out the upcoming journey, you seem completely fine considering your... condition." Kili eyed down the Hobbit.

"Condition?" Bilbo questioned

"You're fluffy Bunny ears." Kili chuckled grazing his hand over the folded bunny ear. Bilbo whimpered under kili's touch. Kili breathe in deep taking in the awkward sound that Bilbo just made.

"Bunny...you mean i still-?It wasn't a-?" Bilbo gritted his teeth reaching up to touch the Fluffy ears. "Damnit."He mumbled. "Oh Kili why does it have to be me with this awful curse?!I'll never trust wizards again!" He said palming his face.

"Now Bilbo don't be dramatic, the ears and tail suit you well and Gandalf is off to find out how to fix you so don't worry." Kili rapped his arm around Bilbo's neck and pulled him into his chest. As if on Que, Fili rushed back into the camp grounds nearly out of breath he spoke.

"Bilbo!Kili!We have returned with awful news"

"What is it?"Bilbo asked standing up as Kili did.

"The path ahead is lost in a high rising river, Rain is approaching and we will most likely be delayed two days." Throin added, locking eyes with Bilbo He added,

"But not short from here there are cottages, maybe an abandon Human small village of sort. It shall provide us shelter until a different route is discovered."

Bilbo sighed happily. Delightful! He thought. I can finally get a bath!

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The Cottages were not as Bilbo hopped. There were five of them, all molding and broken in a rows of three. Vines covered most of the out lines of the forgotten homes. They weren't lovely but it would be nice to sleep somewhere other than ground. Ah, a wooded floor sounded amazing. Fili elbowed Kili drawing his attention to Bilbo's hindquarters. The small puff ball peeking out of Bilbo's clothing shook rapidity back and forwards with excitement.

"How cute." Kili whispered biting his lower lip.

"Man i'd like to get my hands on that." Fili whispered reaching his hands slowly to grab hold of Bilbo's tail. His hand was interrupted suddenly by Thorin's stern grip. He stared fiercely at the two.

"Sorry." Fili laughed nervously.

"Well." Fili stated loudly walking ahead of the group. "Lets settle in shall we?"

Sleeping arrangements were decided rather quickly ,Dwalin ,Balin in one cot, Bifur ,Bofur, Bombur in the other,Nori, Ori, Oin in the next, Fili and Kili in another and finally Bilbo and Thorin in the last. Each Dwarf settled in there cots comfortably. Fili, Kili,Bilbo and Thorin were among the last to get unpacked and prepare to enter there cots.

"Ah, i'm so excited to finally sleep somewhere other than the dirty ground!" Bilbo squealed hugging the bed roll in his hands tight against his chest. The bath was delightful and tonight they were sleeping some where with out dirt! It couldn't get any better! The small puff ball peeking out of Bilbo's clothes shook back and forwards rapidly once again catching Fili and Kili's attention.

"Why does Thorin get to share a cot with the Rabbit?" Kili snorted angrily putting the pack on his back. Fili smiled as Thorin motioned Bilbo to their cot.

"Is that really a mystery?" Fili replied heading to his cot, Kili fallowed not dropping eye contact with Bilbo's puff ball.

Bilbo threw his bed roll out onto the floor sighing happily as he hopped face down onto it. Thorin smiled laying his bed roll practically on top of Bilbo's.

"Get as comfortable as you can these few days, soon we will find another path and continue on our way." Thorin added laying down on his back.

"Hopefully Gandalf will return soon with a antidote of some kind for my poor state. I hope I do not have to carry on for the rest of the world to see me like this." Bilbo grunted burring his face into the covers. Thorin glanced over at the frustrated hobbit. Bilbo's ears were twitching slowly and so was his tail. Thorin lean onto his side to licked his lips. Bilbo was already ridiculously attractive beyond belief but now, now those ears and tail made him irresistible and Thorin was not gonna allow himself to waist the perfect opportunity. Wasting no time, Thorin placed his hand on Bilbo's upper back and slid it down fallowing Bilbo's natural curve,stopped at the puff ball of a tail.

"I rather like the additions to your look."Throin said rubbing the fur through his fingers. Bilbo hummed at the pleasant feeling.

"Thorin, don't play with that." Bilbo added moving his hips away from Thorin causing the sensation to stop. Thorin smiled pulling the small hips of the Hobbit back over to him and began rubbing the tail once more, this time rougher.

"Thorin what are you-" Bilbo was cut off by Throin tongue rubbing against his neck. He paused giving just enough time for goose bumps to cover the trail then placed small kisses back over the spot.

"I've been waiting for this." Thorin whispered into Bilbo's neck. He yanked gently at the tail pulling a quick moan from Bilbo.

"Thorin, t-this is embarrassing." Bilbo chocked out weakly protesting.

"Everyone is settling into there cots, they have no need to disturb us." Thorin assured, he lowered his hands grabbing a firm hold on Bilbo's arse. Bilbo let out a quick moan.

"Let me." Thorin pleaded, being rewarded with a nod from the hobbit who's face was still buried deep with in the bed roll. Thorin smiled in Bilbo's neck reaching his hands down Bilbo's trousers. Bilbo member was already hard and dripping when Thorin grabbed hold of him, he'd barely touched it before Bilbo started to whimper in pleasure, encouraging Throin to stroke faster.

"Oh Bilbo you have no idea how much I've wanted to touch you like this, My sweet Little bunny." Thorin teased removing Bilbo's trousers reviling Bilbo's pale arse. Biting at Bilbo's neck once more, Thorin rocked back onto his knees pulling Bilbo's hips along with him so that the dazed Hobbit's arse was in the air and his face stayed hidden within the sheets. Thorin grinned sitting still for a moment taking in the site he's been praying for since those ears and tail appeared on the petite male.

"Tell me, Rabbit." Throin asked spreading apart the Bilbo's legs."Have you done anything like this before?" He asked placing a rough kiss just below Bilbo's tail. "No" Bilbo mumbled as Thorin trailed kisses down to Bilbo's entrance.

"Well then, this is a treat now isn't it?" Throin said licking the small pink hole. Bilbo shift upwards in surprise but Thorin pulled his hips back and slid his tongue inside. Pleasure ripped through out the small Hobbit as he wailed out.

"Thorin wait I can't" He whispered in protest even so he pushed back against Thorin's tongue. Throin couldn't help but giggle as he stuck his tongue in further. Another loud moan rolled out of Bilbo's mouth. Certain that Bilbo would no longer fight him of, he pulled back allowing Bilbo collapse onto the floor. Throin bit his lip as he said "What a sight to be hold." He leaned down biting at the furry ears atop Bilbo's head. Bilbo squeaked, It was painful but felt nothing short of amazing.

"Talk to me, tell me what you desire, my dearest Rabbit." Thorin whispered between the nibbles. Bilbo couldn't think. His prick throbbed against his stomach beneath him , he needed to be touched, bitten, rubbed, he needed everything that could be offered and then some. It took a few muffled whimpers before Bilbo spoke.

"I-I need you,-please fuck me." He yelled. Thorin froze taken aback by Bilbo's straight forwardness. He chuckled nibbling harder on the bunny ear.

" I have no intention on being gentle, you are aware of this?" He asked.

Chills rushed through Bilbo's body. Never, never had he though he'd be submitting to another male in this matter, especially to the great King under the mountain. All thought was stolen from him as Thorin grind up against his arse.

Bilbo meant to say more, he meant to pour out his heart to Thorin. He wanted to tell him how he use to think about him every moment of the day, how when they travel the roads, he'd walk just a smidge behind him so he could stare at him without anyone noticing. All he could do was whisper helplessly "Yes" Thorin smiled, that was all he released the Hobbit's hips for only a moment. "Stay" he demanded as he unlatched his trousers and yanking them down. Bilbo swallowed hard as he peeked over his shoulder at Thorin's prick. It was bigger than he imagined. Hair lined around his thick veiny shaft that lead to a nice deep pink head. Thorin leaned down planting a rough kiss on Bilbo's lips.

"We have no oils" Bilbo groaned.

"well" Thorin whispered placing two fingers into Bilbo's mouth. "This will have to do" He teased reclaiming his fingers. Guiding Bilbo's thighs apart with his knee,Thorin placed a finger against Bilbo's entrance. Bilbo gasped at the touch.

"Thorin wait I-"

"Bilbo, no speaking."

"But Throin I need to tell you something!"

Thorin smirked. "Then speak to me while I am inside you." With that Thorin pushed the finger in. Bilbo yelped at the sudden feeling as pleasure spread over his body.

"As you were saying?"Thorin teased moving his finger in and out in a study pace.

"I,Oh fuck." Bilbo sighed feeling himself getting lost in the slight pain and pleasure.

"Are you going to continue?"Thorin teased adding another finger. Bilbo rolled his eyes as his body reacted to the increasing pleasure. He wasn't sure he could keep a straight mind much longer.

"I,uhhh, I"

Throin added yet another finger canceling out all the thought process. Throin chuckled silently watching Bilbo come undone in front of him, yet he needed more. He removed his fingers and gave Bilbo's Arse a firm slap.

"OW, what was that for?!"Bilbo argued looking over his shoulder at Throin. Thorin licked his lips watching a red mark appear on the spot his hand had been. Not replying to Bilbo's question, he grabbed hold of the puffy tail pulling upwards and used his other hand to spread Bilbo's cheeks once more.

"I want you like this, exposed. Baring yourself to me. Is this what you want as well, My little Bunny?"

Bilbo breath quickened as he replied. "Oh gods Thorin just do it!"

That was enough for Throin, he placed his prick against Bilbo's opening, breathing out a heavy breath, he pushed in. Bilbo cried out in pain. He had not been prepared for this, the mixture of pain and pleasure shot through his body so quickly his brain could not process it. Thorin indeed kept to his promise of discarding any mercy on the fragile Hobbit. He pulled on the tail harder as his thrusts sharpened. Each hard thrust dragging a mewl from Bilbo. Bilbo's head spun as the pleasure over took the pain,it was almost like magic,it took over his body weakling his muscles, turning his body mind into mush so quickly.

"Your so, tight, i can barley move." Throin commented and reached out to grab Bilbo's bunny ears and pulling Bilbo's head off the ground while still pulling on his tail.

"It hurts, it hurts it hurts"Bilbo mumbled, his throat stretched to tightly upwards for him to speak louder.

"I know, isn't it wonderful." Throin replied Biting his lip as he pound into Bilbo harder and faster. He felt the pleasure building up inside of him, he was getting closer to finishing.

"Thorin, Thorin, please." Bilbo begged feeling himself getting close miraculously without even being touched. Throin understood Bilbo's plea and pulled Bilbo's head up towards him until Bilbo's back was against Thorin's stomach. Letting go of his tail and ears Thorin used one hand to wrap around Bilbo's stomach to hold him still and the other to grab hold of his jaw and pulling him into a sloppy kiss. Bilbo's eyes teared up as they closed to melt into the kiss.

"I'm,I'm gonna" Bilbo stammered against his lovers lips, but was interrupted by a violent orgasm, spilling his seed on his bed roll below him. Throin growled feeling Bilbo tightening around him. Losing himself, Throin let go spilling inside of Bilbo.

"Thorin, I,I" Bilbo whispered out of breath. Throin let go of Bilbo allowing him to fall face first onto the bed roll. Soon after Thorin fell beside him breathed heavily.

"You are amazing."Thorin complimented rolling over and hooked his arm around Bilbo's shoulders.

"Thank you, your not bad yourself."Bilbo said between breaths. "i need to tell you-"

"Not now, my little bunny. Sleep now." Thorin said kissing Bilbo once more. Bilbo grunted annoyed.

"What is it rabbit? Thorin teased nearly asleep.

"I love you" Bilbo whispered adjusting himself to rest up against Thorin's chest.

"I love you too, my little bunny, now sleep or i'll have to give you another pounding" Thorin teased Kissing Bilbo's forehead.

"Yes, my king" Bilbo replied drifting off to sleep as well.

Anther's Note

I'm writing Easter smut at 12:04 at night...so Happy Easter you guys! I hope you enjoyed my attempt at bunny smut and I hope you enjoy your Easter. Hiding eggs and such. I'll be in my room alone drawing eggs on my wall because my family lives so far away, but that's cool.

Much love to all of you!I hope to keep writing for your enjoyment!