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Chapter 1: My Mankey

its christmas

ur family is poor

ur dad is like "son i kno u wanted a pokemon so i worked extra hours for 6 months to get u one but u gotta wait till xmas mornin lol"

then ur like "holy shit YES"

then xmas morn comes and ur like opening ur present

and inside is a fucking mankey

and ur dads like "congrats on ur pokemon son"

and ur like "but dad i dont even like mankeys"

then ur dad shoot himself

then ur mankey dies

and ur very hungry