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Chapter 1: My Mankey
its christmas
ur family is poor
ur dad is like "son i kno u wanted a pokemon so i worked extra hours for 6 months to get u one but u gotta wait till xmas mornin lol"
then ur like "holy shit YES"
then xmas morn comes and ur like opening ur present
and inside is a fucking mankey
and ur dads like "congrats on ur pokemon son"
and ur like "but dad i dont even like mankeys"
then ur dad shoot himself
then ur mankey dies
and ur very hungry
