"Hey, babe." Aomine throws his arm over Taiga's shoulder. "Wanna -"

Kagami doesn't even pause. "No."

"I haven't said anything yet." Aomine leans his chin on his dumbass of a boyfriend's ( lovely boyfriend's shoulder, Kagami corrects). Because we all know Kagami is just the most fan-fucking-stic person that's ever existed in the world. ("Woah Kagami, got a bit of Akashi complex going on there?") Cue the gasping sound of Aomine's breathe leaving his body and Kagami hand jammed into the side of Aomine's ribs (he's learned well from master Tetsu).

"Whenever you call me "babe" it means you want something." Kagami reasons, never taking his eyes off of his Gameboy. Yes, you heard me, his Gameboy game console, bruh that sonic game is hardcore.

"So what if I said," Aomine suggests "Hey bag of dicks, make me food! Would you make me food?"

Uh, rude. "Hell no."

"Hell yes. I'm hungry." Aomine moans, and rums his face against the black sleeve of Kagami's baggy sweater.

"The fuck?" Kagami's face snaps into a scowl, "Are you drooling on me?"

"I'm hungryyyy." Aomine whines. Kagami uses one of his hands to push the over grown cat off of him, as he does this eggman appears and seconds later "Game Over" is flashing in neon colours on his screen. Kagami frowns, now he has to start all the way back from the check point.

"Too fucking bad for you then."

"But babe, you love me, and food loves me." He explains, like this makes everything clearer and oblivious. Making the ridiculous hand gesture of pointing at kagami and then at the food and then at himself in a triangle formation. A love triangle between food, Aomine and kagami, ahhhh the perfect sitcom love story (airs Thursday's nights at 8pm est).

"So?" Kagami raises a forked eyebrow. A foodless Daiki is a delusional Daiki.

Aomine signs, like he has the worse problem in the world, and then looks at Kagami completely serious and says; "Ergo; babe, you need you learn to share."

"Are you saying I have to share my boyfriend with fucking salad?!"

In the right corner we have Kagami, he's mad, he's bad and he's ready to rummmmmble! And in the left corner we have, the mean, the green; salllaaaaad!

Ding! Ding!

Let round one begin!

"Not just salad, other foods too."

This is the first match of the Aomine championship. Will Kagami succeed or will the foods prevail?

"The fuck Daiki? Are you even listening to yourself?" At this point Kagami's given up playing his Gameboy.

"Yes, Taiga and I think I sound brilliant." Or crazy.

"How does fucking food, make you a genius?"

"I don't know, but maybe you do." Aomine wiggles his eyebrows, like he's trying to suggest what Kagami thinks he's trying to suggest and Kagami almost punches him in the face.

"I'm done with you." Kagami says, he's voice sounds something like a teacher of a class that is just done with his students.

"So you're not making me food?" Aomine's eyes widen and grips the end of Kagami's sleeve, tugging on it like a lost puppy.

Kagami rips his arm out of Aomine's hold. "Yes! I'm not making you food, especially not after picturing you fucking it!"

"But what am I supposed to do?"

"Learn how to cook!"

And then Aomine burns down Kagami's apartment.

A/N: So this little thing, is actually going to become a collection of Aokaga fics (so like drabbles) that aren't large enough to put anywhere else, (because most likely no plot, just fluff and stuff).

Thanks for reading!