Long ago in the far away land of Ancient France there was a time of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes but the greatest and strongest of all the heroes was the mighty Adrien but what is the measure-
"Hold it! Back it up! Cut! Who hired this guy as my narrator?"
"What? Who said that? Are you a ghost?"
"I'm the writer and who let you narrate this story? This is made for entertainment! I mean you're making it sound like some...some..."
"Greek tragedy?"
"Yes! Who said that?"
"Down here."
Looks down to see Alya, Rose, Juleka, Mylene, and Alix.
"I mean lighten up dude." Rose said.
"Give the story a little excitement." Mylene said.
"You five! You've got style! You're my narrators. Dull guy you can go, sorry but you're too boring for this story."
"What?! This is outrageous! I will not be insulted! Do you know-"
"Security remove him! Sorry about ladies and gentlemen we were just having a little difficulty with narration."
"We'll take it from here darling." Alya said.
"You go girls."
"We are the muses." Alya said. "Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes."
"Heroes like Adrien." Rose said.
"Oh honey what a hunk." Alix said.
"But our story begins eons before Adrien was born." Alya explained. "When earth was first created it was pretty much down on it's luck, everywhere giant monsters called akumas ran amuck."
"Ugh! It was a nasty place!" Alix scoffed. "Everywhere you stepped there was a mess."
"Then came Master Fu who locked the akumas away in the Tartarus." Juleka said.
"He became ruler of the entire earth and heavens." Rose said. "But as centuries went by, Fu was getting older and he decided to pick someone else to take his place. He had to choose between two of the most powerful beings in the world, Gabriel and his twin brother Hawkmoth. He chose Gabriel."
"Some time after that Gabriel married the beautiful Estelle." Mylene said. "And had a baby boy."
"Which is where I believe we should just observe for now." Alya said.
Scene changes to Mount Olympus where the gods and souls of good mortals resided. Today the gods and goddesses were celebrating the birth of Lord Gabriel and Lady Estelle's new son Adrien.
"Oh Adrien!" Estelle giggled as the green eyed baby boy playfully messed with his mother's beautiful sun golden hair. "Behave yourself."
She laid the laughing baby into his crib and looked up at his proud parents.
"Isn't he wonderful Gabriel?" Estelle said.
"The very imbodement of perfection." Gabriel said with pride.
"Ah Gabriel and Estelle." Fu said. "Congratulations, a thousand blessings on you and your little bundle of joy."
"Thank you Fu." Gabriel said.
"May I see the baby?" Fu asked.
"Of course."
Fu leaned over the crib. "Oh look how cute he is." He tickled Adrien with his finger which Adrien grabbed with his tiny hands and lifted him into the air. "Oh! What a strong child, must get it from his father."
"Glad you could come by Fu." Estelle said.
"Oh I just love celebrations which reminds me, I have a little gift for him." In his hand he held a black ring with the name ADRIEN engraved in gold letters on it. He dropped into the crib which little Adrien began teaving on.
"Excuse me I have a gift too." The three of them looked over to see Nino the messenger of the gods fly through with a bouquet of flowers which he handed to Estelle.
"Why Nino, they're lovely." She said.
"Yes I had Rose muse of flora do the arrangements. Isn't that too nutty?" He flew up to Gabriel. "Fabulous party dude I mean sir. You've really outdone yourself."
"Thank you."
"Dear." Estelle said. "You haven't forgotten our gift have you?"
"No I haven't. Now let me think." He grabbed some clouds and with a blast of lightning a purple baby horse with wings was made. "His name is Nooroo and he's all yours son."
Nooroo flew into the crib nuzzled his new master, Adrien responded by hugging him. Everyone smiled and awed at this adorable display.
"How sentimental." A gloomy voice said. All eyes turned to see Hawkmoth lord of the dead and ruler of the underworld enter the room. "I'd be crying if I were sensitive enough."
"Ah brother, glad you could grace us with your presence." Gabriel said. "How are things down in the underworld?"
"Fine. Dark, gloomy, and full of dead people. Quite depressing actually." He eyed the crib and sneered at his newborn nephew. "There's the little sunspot, look how...squishy he is."
Adrien looked up at his uncle had grabbed his fingers, squeezing them tightly with his strength. The baby was so strong and powerful that if Hawkmoth wasn't a god the infant would've broken his bones. Hawkmoth quickly pulled his fingers away from him.
"A...a powerful little tike." He growled.
"Hawkmoth don't be a stiff. Join the celebration." Fu suggested.
"I'd love too but I've got business to attend to, excuse me."
...
"Now if there's one god you don't want to get steamed up it's Hawkmoth." Alya said.
"He ran the underworld, a dark and frightening place. When evil mortals died or if they sold their souls to him that's where they would go." Juleka said.
"Unknown to everyone else, Hawkmoth hated his job." Alex said. "He believed that Fu should've chosen him to be ruler of the gods."
"So he plotted a way to get rid of Fu and Gabriel so he could rule." Rose said.
"Why am I the ruler of this wasted landfill? I'm more powerful than all the gods!" Hawkmoth complained. "I should rule Mount Olympus! Not my goody two shoes brother! I should have the power, the loyal subjects, and the devoted wife but no, Fu had to pick Gabriel for that! Well I'll show him! I'll show them all!"
Once he arrived back in the underworld he quickly summoned his two minions.
"Dark Cupid!"
"Coming Master!" As the man with red wings flew down to greet him only to trip and hurt himself.
"Gamer!"
"Coming! Coming! Coming!" Cried the nervous and dorky little henchman.
"Dark Cupid and Gamer reporting for duty!"
"Fine, whatever just let me know when the fates arrive." Hawkmoth said cooly.
"They're here." Gamer said.
"WHAT!" He flamed. "THE FATES ARE HERE AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!"
"We are worms!" They said changing into worms. "Worthless worms!"
"Memo to me, mame you after my meeting." Hawkmoth said calming down then made his way to meet the fates.
