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this little sock I have hee hee
I have nothing to say but review please. Uhhh…no that's it
Dragoon Vacation
The Dragoons are at home bored. Everyone is watching TV…but the only thing on is Dragon Tales
Rose: Someone please kill each other its too much goodness
Shana: I like it
Kee: Shana you like anything that doesn't have bloodshed
Shana: That's not true I like…uhh…you know…uhh…your right I don't like bloodshed
Meru: I HAVE AN IDEA…wait no I just forgot it
Dart: VACATION LETS GO ON VACATION
Kee: IM HUNGRY
Kongol: Eat later
Albert: How about the beach?
Dart: Camping is good
Meru: I want to go to a mountain
Rose: Lets go to all these places
Albert: We only have $5
Haschel: TO THE RETIRMENT HOME!!!
Kee grabs a Barney mask and scares Haschel to death
Kee: One less person to pay for
Dart: Good…wait no GRANPA!!!! WHY OH WHY!!??
Haschel: You suck as a grandson
Dart: I HATE YOU!!!!!
Kee starts getting ready by packing clothes, gameboy, TV, cell phone, his cats, a friend, an elephant, a shark, and a pillow all in one bookbag
Dart: Can Lloyd come?
Kee: No
Dart: Why?
Kee: Because I will kill him for killing Lavitz
Kee looks at the window and sees Lloyd whimpering. Kee throws the elephant at the window and crushes him even though he's still alive
Kee: I knew I'd needed that
Meru: Do you need all that?
Kee: No I just needed it to be funny
Meru: Oh…uhh…wanna stick a goldfish in a microwave?
Shana: NO NOT GOLDIE!!!!!!!
Kee: Nah
Shana: Good
Kee: Lets boil the water with it in it
Shana: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
6 hours later
Everyone is in the car bored while Meru is looking for her crayons to color
Meru: WHO HAS IT?!! I WANNA COLOR
Meru notices Kee is eating something. She looks closer to see that Kee is eating the crayons
Meru: KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee: ::munching:: Crayons taste like purple
Meru: NNNNOOOOOOO!!!! MY CRAYONS!!!!!!!
Kee: Relax you'll get them back…just not for awhile
All: Ewwwwwwwwwww
Shana: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!! GOLDIE IS DEAD WWWWWAAAAHHH!!! ::Eating Goldie:: ::sniff:: needs butter…WWWWWWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Are we there yet?
Dart: No
Rose: How about now?
Dart: Yeah we are
Rose: !
Albert: Next stop the beach!
Will They go to the beach? Will Kee ever be a Gundom pilot? Will Rose ever stop PMSing? All these will be answered right now
Yes
Temporarily until he was fired
No
Want to see what happens? Gotta wait till the next chapter which will be soon. I love being cruel. PLEASE REVIEW. The more reviews the more funnier the next chapter will be.
I have nothing to say but review please. Uhhh…no that's it
Dragoon Vacation
The Dragoons are at home bored. Everyone is watching TV…but the only thing on is Dragon Tales
Rose: Someone please kill each other its too much goodness
Shana: I like it
Kee: Shana you like anything that doesn't have bloodshed
Shana: That's not true I like…uhh…you know…uhh…your right I don't like bloodshed
Meru: I HAVE AN IDEA…wait no I just forgot it
Dart: VACATION LETS GO ON VACATION
Kee: IM HUNGRY
Kongol: Eat later
Albert: How about the beach?
Dart: Camping is good
Meru: I want to go to a mountain
Rose: Lets go to all these places
Albert: We only have $5
Haschel: TO THE RETIRMENT HOME!!!
Kee grabs a Barney mask and scares Haschel to death
Kee: One less person to pay for
Dart: Good…wait no GRANPA!!!! WHY OH WHY!!??
Haschel: You suck as a grandson
Dart: I HATE YOU!!!!!
Kee starts getting ready by packing clothes, gameboy, TV, cell phone, his cats, a friend, an elephant, a shark, and a pillow all in one bookbag
Dart: Can Lloyd come?
Kee: No
Dart: Why?
Kee: Because I will kill him for killing Lavitz
Kee looks at the window and sees Lloyd whimpering. Kee throws the elephant at the window and crushes him even though he's still alive
Kee: I knew I'd needed that
Meru: Do you need all that?
Kee: No I just needed it to be funny
Meru: Oh…uhh…wanna stick a goldfish in a microwave?
Shana: NO NOT GOLDIE!!!!!!!
Kee: Nah
Shana: Good
Kee: Lets boil the water with it in it
Shana: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
6 hours later
Everyone is in the car bored while Meru is looking for her crayons to color
Meru: WHO HAS IT?!! I WANNA COLOR
Meru notices Kee is eating something. She looks closer to see that Kee is eating the crayons
Meru: KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kee: ::munching:: Crayons taste like purple
Meru: NNNNOOOOOOO!!!! MY CRAYONS!!!!!!!
Kee: Relax you'll get them back…just not for awhile
All: Ewwwwwwwwwww
Shana: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHH!!! GOLDIE IS DEAD WWWWWAAAAHHH!!! ::Eating Goldie:: ::sniff:: needs butter…WWWWWWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Are we there yet?
Dart: No
Rose: How about now?
Dart: Yeah we are
Rose: !
Albert: Next stop the beach!
Will They go to the beach? Will Kee ever be a Gundom pilot? Will Rose ever stop PMSing? All these will be answered right now
Yes
Temporarily until he was fired
No
Want to see what happens? Gotta wait till the next chapter which will be soon. I love being cruel. PLEASE REVIEW. The more reviews the more funnier the next chapter will be.