Hey, how's it going? Beautiful night, isn't it? ...Or IS it night where you are? Ah, who cares, just pretend you're reading this at night.
Anyway, my name's Amelia - Amelia McBride. Sorry about the mess, by the way. We just moved in and I haven't really gotten around to fixing things up yet.
(Actually, we've been here a about couple months now. Mom's been having a fit for me to clean up!)
Oh, I don't mean to be rude...c'mon in! Oh wait...ah, never mind.
Anyway, things are pretty okay here so far. I met this one boy - Reggie - I kind of like...well, not like that! Boys are gross! Oh, an' there's this girl - Rhonda. We hang out too, but she hates me! I think it's cuz she likes Reggie...I mean, likes him likes him.
Oh, and I guess you should know...my parents split up.
That's how come me an' mom moved in here with Aunt Tanner.
The whole thing is kinda weird...an' kinda made me feel...I dunno...guilty? So I asked Mom if I was the reason they got divorced. She got real nervous an' tried to make a joke.
She said..."If that were true, we would've broken up years ago."
...
That's one thing I've noticed about grown-ups...more often than not...
They're not funny.
Hey there, folks.
So, I've noticed a distinct lack of fanfiction out there for the comic series Amelia Rules! So...I've decided to make one of my own. Admittedly it's more of a novelisation of the whole series, but you take what you can get. Also, as someone who's read the whole thing...the stuff in the first volume is a LOT different to that in the later ones. Take my word for it.
Anyway, please read and review. Next time, we get to some real fun.
Also, I don't own this series, it is the property of Jimmy Gownley and whomever else owns it. :P