LATER
Song One: Oh Duo
By: Baka Girl

Baka Girl: Tis the season to be evil, WA HA HA HAHA, WA HA HA HA!
Duo: HA! TSUYOI YO! HE! TA! RANMA NO BAKA!
Heero and Trowa: ........ Bakas.
Quatre: WRONG SONG!!
Baka Girl: And a one, a two, a one, two, three four! ^.^

Duo: Well, I guess the best way for me to begin is
The other day I was hanging with some friends
Going around the room talking about our favorite noise
I said I had a friend in the Two Mix duo
So everyone screamed

Hilde and Sally: Hey is this some kinda trick?!

Zechs: Yea, which one is he?

Aaron: You know who, Nagano!
Then Hilde said:

Hilde: I have to see their show
But I have no ticket, Duo
How can I go

Duo: Your wish is my command
See it's no problem, hon
In fact I'll get some tickets here for everyone
All I gotta is pick up the celly
And its a done deal
Let me call Nagano and tell her

Quatre: By the wayDuo, if you could, while you're at it
Can you hook up some seats
For my friends and my sisters?

Duo: So I said to myself, well hell, why not?
There's nothing that can beat the connection I got

Chorus(Sally, Hilde, and Dorothy): Duo, Oh Duo
What are you going to do?
You make empty promises oh so big
(Duo: man)
How gonna make them come true?
(Duo: I don't know)
Duo, Oh Duo,
What are we going to do with you?
Always a makin' a bigger mistake
Always a-makin' a baka
(Duo: Yo, I gotta make a phone call)

**Ring**

Nagano: Hello?

Duo: Hey Nagani
I need a favor from you, chick
I promised people tickets
So you gotta come through

Nagano: Sure, Duo...how many do you need?

Duo: 1...2...uh, 3003

Nagano: WHAT?! BAKA!!
I can get you maybe a dozen
You can't promise seats to everyone and their cousins
What did you do?
How'd you get in this mess?

Duo: I was talkin to this girl...

Nagano: Hold your breath
I know the rest
Guess you better get yourself a whole lotta money

Duo: For 3000 tickets?
Nagano, that's isn't funny.
How'm I supposed to pull that off in so little time?

Nagano: You got me, Duo
That's your problem...not mine

Chorus: Duo, Oh Duo
(Duo: What do I do?)
What are you going to do?
You make empty promises oh so big
(Duo: What?)
How gonna make them come true?
Duo, Oh Duo,
(Duo(annoyed): What?)
What are we going to do with you?
(Duo: I don't know)
Always a makin' a bigger mistake
(Duo: So, it was just one mistake)
Always a-makin' a baka
(Duo: Whatever)

Duo: How in the world can he do that to me?
I thought we were friends.
I thought we were family.
We're gettin' to the show
We'll get good seats
Everyone on the bus, you're all coming with me
I'm tellin' you guys when we get to the gate
He can never say "no" when he looks at my face
Hook me up! Nagani, cutie, I swear I'll pay you back

Nagano: Well come to think about, we need an opening act.

Duo: What do you want me to do: tell jokes; dance; act?

Nagano: Nah, I want you on stage, I want you to rap.
'Cause if you don't you're gonna have some disappointed friends
And by the way you're on at eight, that's when the show begins

Chorus: Duo. Oh, Duo, what are you going to do?
(Duo: Man)
You make big promises oh so big
How you gonna make it come true?
(Duo: One promise man)
Duo. Oh,Duo,
What are we going to do with you?
(Duo: I'm desperate)
Always a-makin' a bigger mistake
(Duo: I'm desperate, man! *squeak*)
Always a-makin' a baka