Hullo there, this is my first fic….I know its short, but I was really
bored. Enjoy!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any characters…don't sue I'm poor…ooohh a penny, muahaha I'm rich ::ahem:: hehe don't mind me.
It's a boring day on Frieza's ship. Frieza just blew up 50 planets and is still bored.
"Zarbon, I don't think blowing up planets is fun anymore. What shall I do?"
"Well Lord Frieza, we could always make porn magazines."
"Hmm, that's a wonderful idea Zarbon. Get the Ginyu Force, we have a porn magazine to make!"
Zarbon is getting a camera and the Ginyu Force are practicing some exotic poses. Frieza walks in the training room wearing a silk robe.
" Ok, we'll start with the Ginyu Force." Zarbon said while trying to figure out how to work the camera.
The Ginyu Force begin doing their poses.
"Great, ooh that's nice, come on," Zarbon said with each click of the camera. He kept going until the camera ran out of film.
"Lord Frieza it's your turn."
"Ok."
Frieza began to take of his robe, when Vegeta and Nappa came in.
"What the fuck!" Vegeta and Nappa screamed at the same time.
"Ahh Vegeta, Nappa, would you like to be in our porn magazine?" Zarbon asked.
"Hell no!" they screamed and ran out of the training room.
"oh, well, back to taking pictures!"
That night Nappa and Vegeta kept seeing a naked Frieza and didn't get any sleep.
Did you like it?? Please R/R… thanks!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any characters…don't sue I'm poor…ooohh a penny, muahaha I'm rich ::ahem:: hehe don't mind me.
It's a boring day on Frieza's ship. Frieza just blew up 50 planets and is still bored.
"Zarbon, I don't think blowing up planets is fun anymore. What shall I do?"
"Well Lord Frieza, we could always make porn magazines."
"Hmm, that's a wonderful idea Zarbon. Get the Ginyu Force, we have a porn magazine to make!"
Zarbon is getting a camera and the Ginyu Force are practicing some exotic poses. Frieza walks in the training room wearing a silk robe.
" Ok, we'll start with the Ginyu Force." Zarbon said while trying to figure out how to work the camera.
The Ginyu Force begin doing their poses.
"Great, ooh that's nice, come on," Zarbon said with each click of the camera. He kept going until the camera ran out of film.
"Lord Frieza it's your turn."
"Ok."
Frieza began to take of his robe, when Vegeta and Nappa came in.
"What the fuck!" Vegeta and Nappa screamed at the same time.
"Ahh Vegeta, Nappa, would you like to be in our porn magazine?" Zarbon asked.
"Hell no!" they screamed and ran out of the training room.
"oh, well, back to taking pictures!"
That night Nappa and Vegeta kept seeing a naked Frieza and didn't get any sleep.
Did you like it?? Please R/R… thanks!!