Harvest Moon: The Unpredictable
One fine day in the abnormally small village that does not have anything for any human to live off of for more than 7 days, there was an old man who was a farmer. His grandson was running around in the cow pastures like a sissy. Then he got bored and went off to the village to go hit on one of the six girls in the town. When he got back, he saw a very solemn-looking man standing in front of his house. "Maryanne, I have something to tell you." He said. "Shh! Don't say my name in public! Anyway, let me guess. My grandfather died and now he is leaving me his farm to raise and run away to the Natsume Company to get rich off of six extremely cheesy farming video games. Am I right?" The man just stood staring at Maryanne. "You hit the nail on the head, sir!" And in the background that no bystanders conveniently heard, a helicopter rose up and flew away.
One fine day in the abnormally small village that does not have anything for any human to live off of for more than 7 days, there was an old man who was a farmer. His grandson was running around in the cow pastures like a sissy. Then he got bored and went off to the village to go hit on one of the six girls in the town. When he got back, he saw a very solemn-looking man standing in front of his house. "Maryanne, I have something to tell you." He said. "Shh! Don't say my name in public! Anyway, let me guess. My grandfather died and now he is leaving me his farm to raise and run away to the Natsume Company to get rich off of six extremely cheesy farming video games. Am I right?" The man just stood staring at Maryanne. "You hit the nail on the head, sir!" And in the background that no bystanders conveniently heard, a helicopter rose up and flew away.