My Crybaby Boyfriend

A Flaky X Toothy Not a yaoi Fan fic

Toothy has fallen for Flaky, a cute yet shy 'guy' who just moved next door. The redhead has the same feelings for the mauve haired crybaby, but 'he' has a secret that could break both their hearts. Will this end in true love or tragedy?

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Chapter 1

"Oh man! I'm so late!" Toothy pouted as he pedaled fast on his bike. "I hope Cuddles isn't mad at me." The mauve hair seventeen year old had overslept this morning and was in a rush because he was late for a meeting with the guys. Flippy told him that his best friend just came into town and he wasn't happy about what he had on. He just wore a dark violet jacket over a skin tight white t-shirt with a pair of denim shorts, and a pair of socks that didn't match. "I wonder what kind of person Flippy's friend is." Toothy thought as he went down the hill. "Maybe he's one of his war buddies. I hope he's nice and not crazy like Flippy. At least I hope he's cute." The young man's train of thought was broken when his bike hit a log and he found himself flying through the air and landed face first on the pavement.

"Owwww…"

Toothy's eyes started to tear up as he tried to get up, only to cry some more when he realized that his face wasn't the only thing hurting. "My arm! Ow! Ow!" Toothy whimpered as he laid on the ground in pain. "This is worse than the time my eye almost popped out! Owww… Can someone please help me!?"

"Well, well… look who it is, Shifty."

The mauve hair boy looked up and saw that it was those klepto twins, Lifty and Shifty. They both had a masklike birthmark across their faces and both had dark green hair. Lifty wore a loose green windbreaker with a pair of baggy pants and had piercings on his bottom lip, one on his left brow, and three on his right ear. Shifty didn't have any piercings and wore a dark green dress shirt with a light green tie, black jeans, and a green fedora on his head.

"It's that little fag, Toothy," Lifty snickered. "What happen to you? You look like shit." "I-I flew off my bike…" Toothy sniffed. "Please, he-help… My arm is broken. Can you… can you take me to the hospital?" "Maybe we can," Shifty smiled evilly. "Or maybe we just leave you."

"Wh-what?! You two can't just leave me!"

"You right," Lifty nodded. "We can't just leave you." "Oh, thank you!" Toothy smiled. "Thank yo…" To his surprise, Lifty kicked him in the ribs and was rolled on to his side. "Why-why did you do that?" Toothy whimpered. "I-I thought…" "I didn't say we would help you, you little cock sucker," Lifty laughed. "We're not gonna leave you until we have some fun with you." "He's right, Toothy," Shifty giggled. "We were just gonna take your wallet, but then we remembered how your boyfriend… I mean your ex-boyfriend caused us a lot of trouble in the past. Too bad Splendidiot is in space, otherwise he would've come and rescue you by now." "Ple-please! Don't!" Toothy sobbed. "Please don't hurt me! I'll-I'll give anything you want!" "Shut up, crybaby," Lifty hissed as he squeezed Toothy's broken arm, causing the buck toothed youth to cry. "You're gonna like what we're gonna do to you." "Hey bro, take it easy on him." Shifty laughed. "I want to play with him too." "W-what do you mean?" Toothy trembled. "What are you going do to me?" "We're gonna fuck you," Lifty licked his lips. "Just be quiet and be a good boy, it'll be quick and painless." "But if you give us a hard time," Shifty said with an evil smile. "Your arm won't be the only thing broken." "Please don't rape me!" Toothy sobbed. "I'm-I'm still a virgin!" "Oh, is that so?" Lifty sneered. "Did ya hear that, Shifts? This little fag hasn't popped his cherry yet." "Is that so?" Shifty mocked. "Maybe we should take it easy on him, maybe." "PLEASE SOMEONE HELP!" Toothy screamed and kicked. "THESE TWO ARE GOING TO…" "Shut up, you queer," Lifty covered Toothy's mouth. "That little mouth of yours will put to…"

Without any warning, something clubbed Lifty on his head with what felt like a fist and released Toothy as he lost consciousness. Shifty wasn't quick enough to react and was kicked right in the face, knocking some his teeth out. "Son of a bitch!" Shifty yelled as he spat out blood. "You'll pay for this!" He picked up his brother and ran away from their attacker. "I swear you'll pay." Shifty hissed as he headed toward his van.

"Are-are you alright?"

Toothy looked up where the voice came from and saw his rescuer. It was a young man with scarlet hair that was tied back in a spiky bunch and was covered with white flakes. He was wearing a red sweater with a light purple scarf wrapped around his neck and a pair of black jeans. He had a beautiful face, though it had a somewhat feminine look to it. Had he been wearing something lighter; one would think he was a girl.

"My-my face hurts," Toothy blushed as the redhead helped him up. "And I think my arm is broken." "Oh dear," the redhead gasped. "Did those two do this?" "No," Toothy shook his head. "I was riding my bike and I crashed into a log. Wait… my bike!" The buck toothed saw his bike lying in the middle of the road, but before he could move, an 18 wheeler came by and flatted it like a pancake. "Ah man!" Toothy pouted. "I guess I'm going to walk to the clinic." "I can come with you if you want," the redhead said. "Unless, you don't want to, I understand…." "I don't mind," Toothy smiled as they walked down the street. "Oh, by the way, I'm Toothy. What's your name?" "My-my name?" the redhead blushed. "It's Flaky." "Flaky, huh?" Toothy laughed. "What a cute name."

"Cute?" Flaky blushed.

"I-I mean cool!" Toothy blushed too. "It's a cool name! I didn't say… OW! My arm!" "Don't try to move your arm." Flaky said as he held Toothy's arm. "We have to get you to that clinic soon." "I guess you're right," Toothy sniffed. "My face must look like a mess." "Not really," Flaky smiled. "You just have a few scars, but other that you look cute." "Really?" Toothy blushed. "You think I'm cute?" "Did I say that?" Flaky gasped. "Oh my! I'm sorry." "It's alright," Toothy smiled. "You might think I'm weird when I say this, but I think you're cute too." "I-I'm cute?" Flaky blushed. "You think I'm cute?" "Of course," Toothy laughed. "I bet with a face like that, you could pass as a girl." "Y-Yeah…" Flaky nervously laughed. "I-I've been told that by a lot by people." "I bet you do," Toothy laughed. "Hey, Flaky, we're here." He pointed to the clinic front of them. "I think I take it from here," Toothy smiled as he entered the building. "See ya, Flaky! I hope we see each other real soon." "You too, Toothy," Flaky smiled as the automatic doors close in front of him. "I hope you feel better."

"There you are Flaky!"

The redhead turned his head and saw Flippy barely catching his breath. The soldier was wearing a green camo jacket with a pair of cargo pants and a beret that covered his light green hair. "Where did you go?" Flippy huffed. "I take my eyes off of you for a second and you disappear into thin air." "I'm sorry," Flaky said. "I was just helping…" "You can explain later," Flippy sighed. "We're gonna be late. ." Before the redhead followed Flippy to his car, he gave the clinic one last look and sighed in content. "I hope we can see other again, Toothy," He smiled as he placed his hand on his chest. "Get better soon."

Later that night, at Toothy's place

Toothy lay on his bed wearing a pair of lavender PJs. His left eye was covered by a medical eyepatch bandages while his right arm was in a sling. Giggles told him that his arm would take a week or two to heal, but he wasn't thinking about that. He was thinking about the redhead who helped him this morning. "I wonder what Flaky's doing," The mauvehead thought as he stared at the ceiling. "I hope I see him again."

"Toothy! It's time for dinner!"

"Comin'!"

Toothy hopped off his bed and headed to the kitchen, where he saw his best friend Cuddles, sitting near the table and Cuddles' girlfriend, Giggles, was standing in front of the stove preparing dinner. Cuddles had short fluffy blonde hair that was covered by his bunny eared hat and was wearing a yellow jacket over a light pink shirt with a matching pink shorts and pink bunny slippers. Giggles had a red bow in her rose pink hair and wore a pink tube top with a maroon colored skirt. "Dinner smells great, Giggles," Toothy smiled as he sat down next to his best friend. "What is it?" "Why it's your favorite, man!" Cuddles snickered, giving his buddy a playful punch to his arm. "Spaghetti and meatballs!" "Really?" Toothy gleamed as Giggles gave him his plate of food. "Thanks Giggles! First you fixed my arm and now you made me dinner. Is there any way I can repay you?" "Oh, you don't need to repay me." Giggles smiled as she placed hers and Cuddles' plates on the table. "Just relax and let us take care of you while you recover from your injuries." "She's right, man," Cuddles nodded as he shoveled down his food. "You're our friend and we want make sure you're alright. You would do the same for us." "Thanks guys," Toothy chuckled as he watched Giggles telling Cuddles to slow down. "And thank you, Flaky." He whispered softly as he stared at his dinner.

One meal later…

"Is something wrong, Toothy?" Giggles asked as she wiped her mouth. "You only ate half of your spaghetti." "I'm fine," Toothy sighed. "I'm just thinking about something." "Still thinking about Splendid?" She asked. "Look, forget about him. He was a real jerk for dumping you for Foxy." "No, I'm over Splendid," Toothy shook his head. "It's about what happen this morning." "You mean when Lifty and Shifty tried to… rape you?" Cuddles shuttered, stuffing out the image of his best friend being violated by those two. "I swear if they ever try to do that again, I'm gonna…"

"It's not that either. It's about the guy who saved me. His name is Flaky and well…"

"Oh, you're talkin' about Flippy's friend," Cuddles smiled. "Flippy introduced him to me and the guy at the park this morning." "R-really?" Toothy blushed. "What kind of guy is he?" "Well, he's a little shy," Cuddles smiled. "But once he opened up, he's pretty cool. He told us he just moved from Tokyo and that he's gonna live here in Chiba with Flippy as his roommate. I think he's an alright guy and he got along with everyone very well. Disco, however, got off on the wrong foot with him."

"Oh, what happened?"

"He thought that Flaky was a chick and flirted with him." Cuddles laughed. "You guys should've seen his face when Flaky told him he's really a guy. He also told us how he saved you from Lifty and Shifty and then he asked me about you. I told him that you were a pretty cool guy." "Oh," Toothy blushed. "Did you tell him that I'm… well… you know…" "Gay?" Cuddles smiled. "No, man. I would never do that to you." "That's good to know," Toothy sighed in relief. "I was worried, because I know how you like to talk to new people." "C'mon, Toothy! You can trust me," Cuddles teased. "We've been friends since kindergarten and gay or straight, you're still my best friend." "I'm your friend too, Toothy," Giggles smiled as she picked up their plates. "I think it's cute that you like guys." "Well, other people think it's gross," Toothy sighed. "Maybe that's why Splendid dumped me. I guess he didn't want to be with a gay guy like me." Toothy's eyes began to water as he thought about his ex-boyfriend, the super hero Splendid, and how he broke his heart. "It wasn't you, Toothy," Giggles said as she wiped Toothy's tears. "Splendid is just a jerk who doesn't deserve a great guy like you." "Th-thanks, Giggles," Toothy sniffed. "But I'm over him now. I'm thinking about someone else." "And who this someone?" Cuddles asked. "Is he the new guy?" "Yes," Toothy smiled. "I wonder what Flaky is doing now?"

Next door, at a different apartment…

Flaky was in his room checking himself in the mirror. His hair was untied and resting on his shoulders, and all he was wearing was a pair of boxers and a laced bra that supported 'his' small breast. Aside from Flippy and her roommate, Cro-Marmot, no one in town knew that Flaky wasn't really a boy, but she was a cross-dressing girl. Despite this, she wasn't interested in girls, but she knew that the only guys that were interested in her would've turned tail when they found out she didn't have a 'you-know-what.'

"I hope Toothy's alright," The redhead thought as she put on an oversized red shirt. "I wonder if we'll meet again." She thought about this as she headed out of her room and into the living room, where she found Flippy carrying a box of her and her roommate's things. "That's the last one," Flippy sighed as he placed the box on the floor. "And just in time, too. Petunia's flight from Paris is arriving tonight and I have to be at the airport in an hour to pick her up." "I can't wait to meet your girlfriend, Flippy," Flaky yawned. "Do you think she'll like me?" "Of course," Flippy nodded. "I know that you two will get along fine." "I hope so," Flaky smiled, giving the solider a hug. "Well, thank you for helping me and Cro-Marmot move in. Where is that caveman at anyway?"

"I'm over here."

Cro-Marmot was in the kitchen, helping himself to a bowl of ice-cream. The 23 year-old had light brown bangs that covered his eyes and was wearing nothing but a bone necklace and a leopard print bandanna around his arm. Cro-Marmot was an indoor nudist which irked Flaky, but because he had a well-toned and an endowedbody and as long he wears clothes when they had company over, she didn't complain that much.

"Thanks for the help, Flips," Cro-Marmot smiled as he took a seat at the table. "Tell Petunia I said 'Hi'" "I'll... tell her," Flippy said, trying his best not to look away. The soldier knew that Cro-Marmot is a good guy, but it's very uncomfortable talking to someone with their privates out. "Anyway, I better get going before…"

Knock-Knock-Knock

"I'll get it," Flippy smiled as he headed towards the door. "Cro-Marmot, I think you should put something on or maybe you should just get out of sight." "Alright," The nudist sighed as he headed out of the kitchen. "Good night, Flips." "Sure," Flippy sighed as he opened the door. "Hello, how may I help…" The solider froze when he saw who was at the door. It was his psychopathic twin brother, Fliqpy. He was wearing a black shirt with a pair of dark green camo shorts and a dog tag. They almost looked identical, they both have green hair and both have a well-fit body that they earned in the army. However, Fliqpy had sky blue cat-like eyes whereas his brother had yellow-greenish eyes and he has sharper teeth due an accident when he and Flippy were born. Comparing their personalities, let's just say that Flippy was Dr. Jekyll and Fliqpy was Mr. Hyde. Flippy was feared in town because of the many acts of violence he committed on everyone, especially to his "goody two shoes" brother.

"Hey, shitface," Fliqpy smiled, showing his brother his sharp canines. "Miss me?" "Not really," Flippy glared. "What are you doing here?" "I'm just checking on my little brother," Fliqpy said in taunting tone. "Is that so wrong?"

"How did you even know where I was?"

"Lumpy told me. He also said something about a best friend."

"Yeah, so?"

"I want to meet him."

"Sorry, but's he's in bed right now. Maybe tomorrow."

Flippy closed the door, but his twin brother stopped it with his foot. "I want to meet him now," Fliqpy smiled evilly. "I was told that he kinda looks like a chick. Me thinks this friend of yours is that little redhead who kicked me in the balls." "Hey, Flippy, who's there?" Flaky asked. "Who are you talking to?" "So it is him," Fliqpy sneered. "You're still hanging out that little coward?" "That's none of your business," Flippy hissed. "Now get the hell out of my sight." "C'mon, I just want to be friends," Fliqpy pouted. "Don't get me wrong, I still like girls, but he has such a cute face. I wonder how he screams; I bet it's like a little girl."

Without saying a word, Flippy pushed his brother back and slammed the door as hard as he could. "Well, goodnight, Flippy," Fliqpy sneered as he walked away from the door. "And goodnight, Flaky. I'll see you later."

"What's wrong, Flippy?" Flaky asked when she saw the soldier sporting a angry look on his face. "Who was at the door?" "Just a nasty neighbor," Flippy forced a smile. "He was just complaining about Cro-Mart." "Alright," Flaky yawned as she headed to her room. "Well, I'm going to bed. Thank you for helping me and Cro-Marmot move in." "Oh, it was nothing," Flippy smiled. "Well, goodnight, Flaky. I guess I'll see you tomorrow." "You too," Flaky nodded before she closed her door and jumped on her bed. "And goodnight, Toothy," She whispered before she closed her eyes. "I hope we see each other real soon."

Chapter 1 end

I hope you enjoyed this.