This is an idea that I came up with when thinking about those stores whith signs that say "No shirt, No shoes, No service" and I thought, "What if L tried to buy something from one of those stores?" Here's what I came up with, enjoy!

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!

The dark-haired detective was sitting in front of his computer screen reading an article stating that a store on the corner of the street was selling a new flavor of ice cream, Chocolate Strawberry Swirl. You should probably know what he's thinking, but if you don't then you wouldn't know of his ambition to put the Kira case on hold so that he could go buy the new flavor, despite how much criticism was going to be thrown his way. Just at that moment, the task force members entered the room as he was getting ready to leave.

"Ryuzaki, where are you going?" asked Matsuda.

"They're selling a new ice cream flavor today." One of the task force members, the one with the afro to be exact, was starting to look a little ticked off.

"You're putting the Kira case on hold just so that you can get some ice cream!?!" A big guy placed his hand on his shoulder.

"Calm down, Aizawa. I'm sure there's a good reason."

"A good reason for what, Mogi? For letting a murderer run rampant just so that he can get some ice cream?" While the two were arguing over the subject, Ryuzaki just walked right past them and called Watari, his faithful butler.

"Watari, get the car ready."

"Yes sir." Just as the detective was about to enter the car, he ran into a college-age boy with brown hair.

"Ryuzaki, where are you going?" he asked. Ryuzaki merely glanced at him.

"There is a new flavor of ice cream going on sale today."

"But what about the Kira case?"

"Calm down, Light. I'm just going to get some ice cream." Ryuzaki stepped into the black car that Watari had pulled up.

"Ryuzaki, Kira is still out there!"

"But…Ice cream." As he spoke, the car drove away leaving Light standing in the driveway. A shinigami was floating right next to Light.

"Ha ha ha, I guess L is willing to postpone the Kira case just for ice cream, are you sure you picked the right enemy, Light?" An evil smile spread across Light's face.

"Don't worry, Ryuk, everything is going just as planned."

***

A few minutes later, Watari pulled up to the store that was selling the new ice cream. Ryuzaki stepped out of the car as Watari rolled his window down.

"Are you sure you don't want me to buy it?" he asked.

"It's just ice cream; I'll be back in a few minutes." Ryuzaki closed the door and walked towards the store. He entered the store, every footstep bringing him closer to the ice cream. He walked towards the freezer section where he saw the ice cream that he had put the Kira case on hold for. Just as he was reaching for the new flavor—

"HEY!!! CAN'T YOU READ!?!" The person who spoke was the cashier, who was a fat, grotesque lady with dark hair, a pig-like nose, and possibly some chin hair. Ryuzaki turned to face the thing as it pointed to a sign on the door that read;

No Shirt,

No Shoes,

No Service

"This ain't Anarchy, little man! You need shoes to be in this store!" Ryuzaki looked down at his bare feet, then back at the thing.

"I just want some ice cream!" Before he could blink, he was lifted by the back of his neck and was kicked out into the street.

"Weirdo." said 'it' before snorting. Outside, the detective was getting back to his feet as Watari stepped out of the car.

"Are you alright, Ryuzaki?" He asked.

"I'm fine, Watari. But the 'thing' in there seems to have issues."

"Maybe I should buy the ice cream."

"No, I have an idea." Ryuzaki entered the car. If there was one thing that Watari learned about Ryuzaki, it was the fact that he was childish and hated to lose. Whatever his plan was, this was going to be interesting…

There's chapter one for you. I was origonally going to make this a oneshot, but my older brother suggested a lot of funny ideas, so it looks like this is going to have a few chapters. I'll updade soon. (Just for the record, I just want to mention that the Cashier is from a show called Invader Zim and was origonally a bus driver in the episode Walk of Doom)

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