In the garden of Eden
lay Adam,
he was sitting all by his sweet self.
Eve came by and
said, "Madam...
I was sent to come here by an elf!
You
are, in fact a female,
though it pains me to bring you this
news.
But, you could make a good she-male,
if ever so this you
choose."
Then Adam stood up rather slowly,
took in all
that he'd heard.
Then with a power so holy,
he looked down at
his lack of a bird.
In its place was a hole,
pink-ish and
dark and quite damp,
Once the shock of this had taken its toll,
he
smiled and declared himself, "TRAMP!"