Blame It On The Pepsi Blue
Disclaimer:
DT: I don't own it, so don't sue me.
Crenius: Kels, you have issues.
DT: Where the hell did you come from?
Crenius: I dunno.
DT: What, the blood sucking squirrels made you come?
Crenius: Yes.
DT: *rolls eyes* Whatever. I own me. That's it. Kapeesh?
Crenius: What does that word even mean?
DT: Meh.
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"So, what should we do now?" Nat asked her friends.
"I dunno. We need more pizza." Kelsey said, holding up an empty box.
"We've already had two!" GT informed her friend, rolling her eyes.
"...So?" Kelsey asked, picking up the phone. "Hello, yes, we'd like a large pepperoni lover please."
"I hope that hot guy delivers it again." Sam said.
"Ya, but he probably is scared to come back here now." Kelsey agreed.
"Why?" Sam asked.
"Because he came to the door when GT was trying to skateboard down the stairs on an empty pizza box. And at the same time, you and Nat were having that run on sentence contest." Kelsey informed her friend.
"Oh." Sam said.
"On another note, who here agrees that we should stay up all night?" GT asked.
All the girls thrust their hands in the air.
"Wait, you DO remember what happened last time we tried to do that right Kels?" Sam asked.
"Oh ya. That." Kelsey said, recalling her Mom yelling at them at 5 am on New Years Day. "But my parents aren't here."
"Ya. When are they getting back anyway?" GT asked.
"Sunday. So I have three more days of freedom left." Kelsey answered.
"Okay. Soooo, what should we do now?" Kelsey asked.
"PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!" Nat yelled, throwing her pillow at Kelsey.
"THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!" Kelsey yelled, chasing Nat up the stairs with a pillow in hand.
Ten minutes later, each girl was in command of her own 'fort', with pillows and stuffed animals stockpiled under the blankets. The doorbell rang.
"If you steal my ammo, I'll claw your face off!" Kelsey yelled, struggling through the sea of pillows and stuffed animals that hadn't hit their targets to the door.
"Umm...One pepperoni lover." A very confused, very hot delivery guy said, holding out a pizza.
"Great. Here's your moolah. Buh bye!" Kelsey yelled, grabbing the pizza, stuffing some cash into the guys hand and slamming the door.
"You slammed the door in his face?!" Sam screeched indignantly, opening the door.
"I STILL LOVE YOU PIZZA MAN!!!" She yelled down the street.
"Sam you moron, you are aware that PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU?!!" Kelsey yelled, pulling her friend back into the room.
"Whatever. Let's eat some pizza!" Sam yelled, grabbing the box.
"Okay, so-" Kelsey began, but was interrupted by a loud crash from upstairs.
"What the hell was that?" Nat asked.
"I don't know. Let's check it out." Kelsey said, starting upstairs.
"Kels, how do you know it's safe?" Sam asked.
"I'll take my foil, it'll protect us." Kelsey said, grabbing the foil she used for fencing.
"Kels, you ARE aware that IT ISN'T EXACTLY A REAL SWORD?!!!!" Screeched Sam, amazed at her friend's stupidity.
"Meh." Kelsey said, walking upstairs.
She rounded a corner and saw a pile of figures, all with long blonde hair.
"Geez, you idiot, what did you do?" One of them said.
"What the hell are you doing here?" She asked, whipping her foil up into the en gaurd position.
"We have no clue. We were about to play the sweetest prank in history, but then we ended up here." One of them said.
"Who are you?" Kelsey asked.
"I'm Legolas, and this is Elladan and Elrohir." One of them said. "Where are we?"
"21st Century Earth. This is my house." Kelsey answered, hardly believing her luck.
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I know it was short but whatever. Review it okay? Sadly, me and my friends do act like that in real life.