A man with a suit stands in front of a mansion, half his suit white and the other black. "Welcome audience. If you don't know me already, I am David, the owner of master and crazy hand." he says happily, waving master hand and crazy hand in front of the camera. "I am the host of the smashing game host for the smashers in a different mansion at this moment as well, but I will hold this competition for their friends who didn't get into the game, called The not so Smashing Game!" he said. "I am waiting for the 20 contestants to arrive right now, and I will introduce you to them one by one!" he said as he heard something in the distance.
An orange go kart came full speed to the mansion, and when it stopped, an orange haired and dressed princess stepped out of the kart. She walked happily to David. "Welcome to the mansion! Before I do anything else, I need your entry slip to see your contestant bio." he said. The princess agreed and handed him the entry slip. He read it carefully.
Name: Daisy (Super Mario Bros)
Species: Human
Occupation: Kart racer/sports player/ princess
"My, that's a lot for your occupation, isn't it Miss Daisy?" David asked with a smile. "Well, being a princess is kinda boring ya know? So I do sports and racing and mario party with the gang to pass the time." Daisy said. "Well, I can see that. But how does it feel to be picked for this game?" he asked. "With Rosalina in the upcoming smash brothers," she stops for a second and glares at the camera and mouths 'Rosalina' before continuing, "I decided to have my fun elsewhere, and that elsewhere just happened to be here." She said. "Well thank you for the interview, you may head for the mansion now." David said. Daisy nodded before heading towards the mansion.
The next contestant came in a strange pimp vehicle that had a W moustache on the hood. It parked and out came a skinny purple plumber with a weird moustache and a purple cap with an upside down L. The character handed the entry slip to David, who started to read it.
Name: Waluigi (Super Mario Bros)
Species: Human
Occupation: Plumber/villain
David looked back to the plumber, "Welcome Waluigi, to The Not So Smashing Game! Now being an assist trophy, how does it feel to be here?" he asked. Waluigi rubbed his moustache before answering, "With so many fans cheering for me, I thought I was going to get in smash bros, but Rosalina took my spot and stayed as an assist trophy." he said. "With Wario being one of the first cut from the Smashing Game, do you think you might have a similar fate in this game?" he asks. Waluigi stomps his feet. "That Fatass should have stayed in and won the game! We would be rich if it wasn't for him! Now I'm going to win this for myself and he'll beg me for some of the money!" Waluigi laughed before walking to the mansion. "Well… He should be an interesting competitor!" David said, waiting for the next contestant.
In the sky came a floating vehicle that had a clown face on it. When it landed, A little koopa that looked similar to Bowser and had a bib and paint brush on as well. He handed David the entry slip and read it.
Name: Bowser Jr. (Super Mario Bros)
Species: Koopa
Occupation: Painter/prince
"Welcome Bowser Jr. to the Not So Smashing Game! I heard that you were a popular vote to be in Smash bros, but was not put it because of Rosalina." He said. Bowser Jr. sniffled a bit before answering. "Yeah, I wanted to be there to help my dad, but I didn't make it. But I think I can win this contest as well, so me and my dad shall be champions!" he cheered happily, lifting his paintbrush in the air for victory, but tripped and got some of his paint on his face. David laughed at the scene, "A word of advice? Just do that and you won't be viewed as a threat." he said sarcasticly, but Bowser Jr smirked at the idea. "Yeah, play dumb and make it far… Thanks David!" he cheered before going to the mansion.
David waited for the next contestant for a few minutes before he saw a blue plane with two tails painted on it, as well as a giant emerald tied down as well. When it landed, A yellow fox with two tails and an echidna with spiked knuckles came out, the echidna carrying the emerald.
"Welcome you two, to the not so smashing game! I'll interview you both separately, but just hand me your forms now together." David said, the two nodded before they both handed in their slips to David, which he read.
Name: Tails (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Species: Fox
Occupation: Pilot/engineer
Name: Knuckles (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Species: Echidna
Occupation: Master emerald guardian
David looked at Tails first, "So Tails, do you think you and Knuckles have a good chance of winning The Not So Smashing Game?" He asked, The two tailed fox smiled at the question. "Well David, With my plane here, which can also turn into a fighting model, I think I can do well. Knuckles has amazing natural strength as well as the master emerald, So we'll do great in this competition!" Tails exclaimed happily. David smiled as he moved on to Knuckles.
"So Knuckles, seeing this Master Emerald you have, I sense it is very powerful. Can you tell me more about it?" David asked. Knuckles thought for a bit before answering, "Well, it has not only more power than the chaos emeralds, it can shut their power down. I can tap into its power myself, being the guardian, and shrink it to the size of a chaos emerald. It also keeps angel Island afloat in the sky." He said, demonstrating the power he has and shrinks it to put in his palm. "Interesting, it is strong… wait, how is the island floating without this now." David asked. Knuckles broke a sweat before nervously replying, "Well, um… It's not?" he said, putting his head down in shame. "He took the Master emerald here with him to protect from thieves, but the island is in the ocean now." Tails explained. David nodded in understanding, "Well, you two can go in the mansion now, with your plance and emerald." David said. The two nodded before getting back in the plane and heading to the mansion.
The next contestant arrived in a huge flash of light, temporarily blinding David. When he opened his eyes again, he saw a black hedgehog with an evil look on his face. "Welcome to the Not so Sma-" David started, but the hedgehog just put the form in David's hands and teleported with a chaos emerald to the mansion. "Well… He isn't very talkative is he?" David said to the camera before reading is name and moving on to the next contestant.
Name: Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Species: Hedgehog
Occupation: Ultimate Lifeform
The next to arrive was a Biker girl with red hair and a bike with a W on it. When she got off the bike, she took the helmet off and walked toward David and handed him the slip.
Name: Mona (Warioware)
Species: Human
Occupation: Warioware Gametester/cheerleader
"Welcome Mona! How does it feel to be here, representing Wario along with Waluigi?" He asked, but Mona got angry at the question. "Waluigi does NOT work in WarioWare, so I don't have to be friends with him! Me and Ashley are the only ones that represent Wario, nobody else!" She yelled. "Gee, thank you for spoiling another competitor Mona." David said. Mona blushed a little bit, "Oh! So sorry… but no, I'm not going to work with Waluigi, I'm going to to win this and become Wario's righthand woman!" she cheered. "Well goodluck with that. Now let me wait for the next surprise contestant." David said, making Mona blush again before she headed to the mansion.
The next contestant came on her magical broom from the sky. When she landed, the black haired two ponytailed girl got off the broom and handed a slip to David, which he read.
Name: Ashley (WarioWare)
Species: Human/Demon
Occupation: Witch
"So Ashley, you have many fans who wanted you in smash brothers, but you got to be an assist trophy instead. Do you think that's alright?" he asks. Ashley looks at David for a bit before thinking of an answer "I honestly didn't think I had a lot of fans, so I'm grateful that I'm in the game at all." she said. "Aww, the humble witch, something you don't see every day." David chuckled, but Ashley just nodded and jumped back on the broom and flew to the mansion. "She's kind of quiet. She has a chance over a few in here though." David said to himself as he waited for the next contestant.
He saw a imp looking creature coming his way, and it was on a wolf. The creature arrived and looked imp like. It jumped off the wolf, which ran away. The impish creature walked up to David, and it had a mask that covered half its face and had long orange hair. it handed David her slip
Name: Midna (Legend of Zelda)
Species: Twili
Occupation: hero/twilight princess
"Wow, so your Midna from Twilight Princess. But why aren't you in your true form now?" David asks. Midna shrugs, "People wouldn't recognize me as easily if I came in my true form, and this form is comfy." She said. David nodded in agreement, "Do you think you'll win the competition?" he asks, she shakes her head. "Probably now, but nobody won't stop me from trying." She said as she walked to the mansion. "Spunky, isn't she?" David commented to the camera.
The next contestant arrived in a tornado. She landed and had blonde hair and a pirate outfit on. She walked over to David and handed her slip to him, which he read.
Name: Tetra/Toon Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
Species: Elf
Occupation: Princess/Pirate
David looked at Tetra again, "Princess and Pirate? Those are two things that don't usually go together." He said. She shrugged, "I was a pirate first you know, I just also happened to be Zelda, the princess, as well. But with a lot of fans supporting Tetra, I came as her." Tetra explained. "That's really nice of you, to think of the fans as you enter this." David said with a smile. Tetra smiled as well, "Well, I just hope I don't get to be the first eliminated. So wish me luck!" She exclaimed before another tornado came and picked her up, bringing her to the mansion.
The next contestant who arrived came on a barrel jetpack, but crashed in front of David and groaned. "I knew I shouldn't have used Diddy's backpack to get here…" the female monkey grumbled before getting up from the wreckage and handed her entry slip to David.
Name: Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong)
Species: Monkey
Occupation: Adventurer/hero
"Well, Miss Dixie, with that explosive entrance of yours, I welcome you to the Smash mansion!" He exclaimed, Dixie rubbed her aching back before responding, "Thanks David, though I wasn't trying to get hurt before the game even started…" She said sadly. "Hey, cheer up! You have a good chance of winning this game you know." He said. Dixie looked too him happily, "Really? how good of a chance?" She asked. "Well, I say… about a 1 in 20 chance." he said. She glared at him as he chuckled at his own joke. "Well, I'm going to win this! For the Kong's!" she cheered as she went to the mansion.
The next contestant was carried in by his minion crocodiles. The big crocodile with a crown, cape, and weird eye got off his throne and walked to David and handed him his slip.
Name: King K. Rool (Donkey Kong)
Species: Crocodile
Occupation: King/pirate
"Another royal pirate, what are the odds…" David muttered before facing . "Welcome to the Not So Smashing Game!" David cheered, but let out a big belly laugh. "Hahaha! I am the King of this game! nobody else can match my royal blood!" he exclaimed. "Actually, there are already at least 3 other royal people here…" David started, but after a glare from he stopped. "I shall win! HAHAHA!" he laughed as he went to the mansion. "Not to be judge biased, but I hope he goes soon." David said as he waited for the next contestant.
David looked up in the sky and saw two Arwings come from the sky. As they landed and opened, A blue Fox and green Toad stepped out. The fox had a giant staff, while the toad had some toolbox. They both handed David their entry forms at the same time.
Name: Krystal (Starfox)
Species: Fox
Occupation: adventurer/pilot
Name: Slippy (Starfox)
Species: Toad
Occupation: Pilot/Engineer
Slippy went to the mansion quickly with his arwing, but Krystal stayed for the interview. "Welcome Krystal, and a welcome to Slippy, To The Not So Smashing Game!" He said, both smiling. "Thank you David, the members of team Starfox thank you for the invitation." she said politely. "Now with you guys on an intergalactic space team together, will you work together?" he asks, Krystal nods. "Of course we will work together if we can! Though with my staff and better fighting experience, I have a better chance of winning." She said. "Well, best of luck to you both!" David said. They shook hands before Krystal got in her arwing and headed to the mansion.
The next contestant to arrive was a gigantic dragon that came from space. As he landed, he put the tiny slip in David's hand. "Gosh, you're a big fellow!" David said before he read the entry slip.
Name: Ridley (Metroid)
Species: Space Dragon
Occupation: Space Pirate/Villain
David looked up to the big dragon, "I was sent a letter, so I get to compete. You can't turn me down because I'm big." Ridley said before David talked. "No I can't, but I can shrink you for the contest, which I must do for you to compete." David told Ridley. The Dragon groaned before nodding in agreement. David snapped Master Hand and suddenly, Ridley shrunk down to be only a little bigger than the rest of the competitors. "I'll turn you back to normal when it's over. Don't worry about that." David said as the now smaller Ridley flew over to the mansion.
The next contestant to arrive was a blue haired female swordsman on a horse. She stopped the horse in front of David, Handed him the slip, and took off before she could get interviewed. "Look who's in such a rush that they can't take time out of their day to talk to their host." David pouted as he read the entry slip.
Name: Lucina (Fire Emblem)
Species: Human
Occupation: Swordman/princess
David looked in the sky and saw a chariot of angels pulling a green haired goddess to the mansion. As the chariot landed, the goddess stepped out of sky chariot and walked to David, being a full foot taller than David. "We, um… welcome goddess Paulitina!" David said, a little worried about having a god in the game. Paulitina smiled as she handed the entry slip.
Name: Paulitina
Species: Goddess
Occupation: Goddess
"… Interesting bio goddess Paulitina." David said sarcastically. Paulitina smiled and went to the mansion. "Thank goodness that mortal body she's using limits her goddess powers…" David thought as he waited for the next contestant.
The next contestant came in a weird looking space ship. When he got out of it, it was a small looking blonde haired male alien with some pikmin. He walked toward David carefully and handed him the entry slip.
Name: Louie (Pikmin)
Species: Hocotatian
Occupation: Space explorer/Pikmin carer
David looked at the nervous alien and petted his glass alien helmet. "You'll do fine. Just don't rely on those pikmin too much okay? Use your brain." He said, Louie nodded. He drew some pikmin out of the ground, "I'll… Do my best." he said nervously before walking towards the mansion.
The final contestants arrived together by accident. The first being A spinning orange Bandicoot, the other being A yellow ball with arms, legs, and a big mouth. They both got to David and handed in their slips at the same time. He read them both.
Name: Crash (Crash Bandicoot)
Species: Bandicoot
Occupation: adventurer/hero
Name: Pacman (Pacman)
Species: Pacmanian
Occupation: hero/champion eater
David looked at the two, and smiled. "Welcome to The Not So Smashing Game, you are the special third party characters! Crash and Pacman, I am glad to have you in the competition!" he said, the two nodded to him and started to walk to the mansion, but David heard a conversation between them. "Hey Pac-dude, why don't you and me team up in this game?" Crash asked. "Hmm, sure, why not! I already have an ally!" Pacman cheered as they walked out of hearing distance.
David looked at the mansion and sighed, "A powerful emerald, a cocky king, a strong witch, a fox with an IQ of 300, A Goddess, spunky princesses, the ultimate lifeform, and even world savers…" David said outloud. "…This is going to be a toublesome game! But I expect nothing less from… A Not So Smashing Game!" David yelled before walking to the mansion with the competitors.