HEY GUYS :) Im super sorry that i start stories and dont update them... Im stupid like that.. Idk why, i just do, though, hopefully, not for this one. I will try and update the other ones, but i cant make any promises.
Deidara: You're an idiot, un.
Me: STFU. You tried to kill Tobi...! WITH YOUR LEGS!
Deidara: Doesn't prove anything.
Me: Keep saying that to yourself. & Be a a dear and do the disclaimer.
Deidara: Amethyst-chan does not own Naruto. Or me. Or Akatsuki. Now do i get my cookieees?
Me: No.
R E A D A N D R E V I E W !
.:::|✿| My Life Is My Secret |✿|:::.
Chapter 1 ~~ Lightweight and freaks
Haruno Sakura was definitely not a lightweight. She was the apprentice of the Godaime for Jashin's sake! But, after downing the fifteenth bottle of Sake, she was probably drunk.
If you ignore the blubbering and the wobbling, of course.
So, here you are, wondering why was she drinking her heart out, you may ask?
Well, it all started when they left her. Abandoned her. Team 7 was officially over. After Sasuke left, Naruto went after him with Kakashi and Sai not two days ago. Yamato just completely disappeared. No one heard of him since.
Of course, they left Sakura, thinking it was too dangerous for her, making the pinkette feel... Weak.
So, after the 19 year old pinkette decided she was finished drinking at 5 am, she stumbled out of the pub, her eyesight blurred. Anyone could tell that she was drunk.
"Haii yhouu~!" A very drunk Sakura slurred, walking drunkenly, approaching a random person wearing a cloak. The person had long, silky, blonde hair that covered half of their face. Their eye's were the bluest blue she's ever seen... "INNOOOO~!"
"The hell, yeah? I'm not Ino, now get off, un!"
The pink haired girl stared sadly at the 'girl' that spoke. Tears were streaking down her face and she didn't bother hiding it. "Ino! I t-t-thought y-you were m-my best f-f-friend! WHY?"
"Friggin' hell, I'm not Ino! I'M DEIDARA, YEAH!" 'Deidara' yelled.
This caused the drunk pinkette to sob harder.
"Oh shoot! I- I didn't mean that, yeah... Uh... What's your name?"
"Ino, you don't remember me?" Sakura bawled her pretty eyes off dramatically, scaring Deidara even more.
"N-no! I- I didn't mean that -"
And that's when Sakura fainted. Right into Deidara's arms.
The ex-Iwa nin stared at his arms. There was a pretty woman in his arms right now, passed out.
"Great, danna's going to kill me."
"Deidara, where are you, brat?" Speaking of the devil.
"Eheh, well, you see, there's this girl -"
"Deidara... Do you know who she is?" Sasori suddenly interrupted, staring intently at the sleeping girl at his partners arms.
"Uh, no, but she's kinda familiar, yeah. Oh, she's one of those Leaf brats, un." Deidara sniffed, shrugging.
"You baka! That's Haruno Sakura!" Sasori exploded, scaring the Jashin out of Deidara.
Suddenly, the blonde had no idea what to do. There he was, holding the girl that killed his partner. Right. In. Front. Of. Him.
Yeah, he's going to get killed.
"D-danna, this isn't what it looks like, yeah!" Deidara spluttered, backing away from his red-haired partner with the intent to kill.
"Then, you little brat, tell me what you were doing with her." Sasori growled out, his amber eyes filled with anger.
"SHE'S DRUNK! THEN SHE PASSED OUT ON ME!" Deidara cried out, shaking the sleeping girl, failing to wake her up.
"Deidara." Sasori snarled menacingly, his aura darkening every second.
"DANNA, HAVE MERCY!"
And an agonizing, ear-splitting scream was heard.
In Amegakure **Rain**
"Konan... Did you hear that?" Pein looked up from his paperwork and stared at the blue woman beside him.
"Hear what?" She replied calmly, though Pein, being Pein, heard the curious tone behind her stoic voice.
"It was a scream... And it sounded like Deidara."
Konan stared at him as if he was on crack. He's running the baddest S-ranked criminals ever. For the love of Jashin, WHO WOULDN'T BE ON CRACK?
"What?" Pein retorted in an annoyed tone, almost making Konan roll her eyes at how childish he was. Well, around her anyway.
Back to wherever Sakura is...
"Mmmphh..." Sakura mumbled, huggling the warm thing carrying her.
She slowly opened her eyelids to be met with a red haired dude. "OH MAI JASHIN, GAARA-KUN!" She yelled, tightening her hold on him.
"Mrphanajkfhfds... She's still drunk, unn..." Deidara rambled, sprawled all over the ground, blood pouring everywhere, his arms dislocated, bruises and cuts decorated his body. Bless.
Unfortunately or fortunately (Depending on Sasori's level of perviness) Sasori was being huggled to death, by the girl that killed him, no less!
He would have shoved her off... If only he wasn't staring at her body...
Jeez Sasori.
"Mafusgkrogwjrsnv..." Deidara grumbled before passing out from exhaustion and blood loss. **Insert fangirl screams and cries here**
"Gaa-kun! I haven't seen you in ages!" Sakura slurred a tiny bit, but managed to hug the last breath out of our dearest Sasori.
"B-braht... Gutt oof!" Sasori inhaled the precious air happily, vowing never to take air for granted.
"Gaa-kun, why is Ino on the floor?" Sakura asked, confusion written all over her face as she tilted her head slightly to the side.
Sasori, couldn't help but think of how cute she looked. Wow. That's a first.
When our favourite red head collected his thoughts again, he wondered what to do with her. Well, he couldn't kill her for starters, seeing as she's drunk and hallucinating and that would just mean he has no honour. At all. So he did what normal Akatsuki people would do next.
He swung her over his shoulder, getting a loud 'Ooph!' from her.
"Gaaaaraaaa-kun! Where are we going?" She asked excitedly as Sasori dragged Deidara, not bothering to pick him up.
The amber-eyed male sighed. 'This is going to be a loong journey.' He thought before making his way back to the base.
{{cooler than your lines, man}}
"Leader-sama." Sasori bowed, ignoring the groaning Deidara on the floor and the sleeping Sakura on top of our poor blonde pyromaniac.
"Sasori." Pein nodded in acknowledgement. "That's Haruno Sakura, I presume?"
Sasori nodded, not bothering to ask how Pein knew.
"She will be a guest for Akatsuki from now on. She will stay as long as she wants and you will treat her with respect." Pein continued, staring at Sasori grimly. "Tell the others. If I find her hurt I will punish everyone."
The ex-sand nin suppressed a shudder. He knew something was definitely up. Leader would never allow a random LEAF NINJA to stay at the Akatsuki's base. That was just plain dumb.
Yet, he didn't understand why his leader would allow this? Surely it was a joke? This friggin' woman killed him at 15! What else can she do, now?
Although he thought about this, he wasn't stupid enough to defy or question Leader's orders. Or else there'd be hell to pay.
Ooooh, why d'you think Pein wants Sakura to stay? People who gets this question right gets COOKIES! Im loaded ^-^
Sooo, did anyone like that? Review please... :) It'll make my busy daaay !
Next chapter's the meeting, yeah ;D
;; Amethyst Darkness OUT! ~PEACE~