A/N: Horray, my first story. I came up with this long ago, but I'm just too lazy to actually start writing. Ah well, hope yall enjoy the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, I would be obscenely rich, and Sasuke would get his sorry arse kicked nearly every episode.
Ramen Troubles
"Yawn..."Naruto woke up just like he did every morning, going to take a shower, and began to make his 'Breakfast', which was largely(as in, completely) made of ramen. Ramen, to Naruto it was the holy source of life. A food made by kami himself. Breakfast was when his day started to go bad.
"Hm? What the heck?"When Naruto opened his fridge to get some ramen out, he noticed something wrong. It was very wrong, and could not go unnoticed by Naruto. For him, what was wrong was the equivalent of the sun going out for normal people.
His ramen, his precious ramen....was all out.
Needless to say, Naruto was already was in a panic. His ramen, his precious ramen, was gone. There was only one solution. He immediately rushed to a nearby store to buy MORE ramen. When he got there, he was in for another surprise. Naruto looked in the ramen section only to find... that there was no more ramen.
"What the-" Before Naruto could finish his sentence(and most likely add unnecessary vulgarities just because he didn't have his morning ramen) a worker conveniently interrupted him. "Excuse me sir, but is there something you need?" Naruto stared at the shop clerk. He had no idea where the guy had come from.(Methinks Naruto need moar training) Naruto quickly shook it off and asked oh so politely, "WHERE IS ALL THE RAMEN?!" After staring at Naruto for a good minute, the clerk finally answered. "All the dealers went out of business. People are going towards healthier foods nowadays. How bout good veggies?" Naruto looked at the man like he was crazy. Veggies? "I'LL NEVER EAT A VEGGIE!!! NEVER!!!"(I agree with that.) Naruto dashed out the shop like the shinigami(Death God) was chasing after him.
Naruto went to store after store. He always got the same answer. Dealers out of business. So Naruto went to one of the most reliable sources of ramen in the village... Ichiraku Ramen. He got there expecting to see the old man making noodles as usual. But instead the cart was closed up, and there was a note on the front. "Gone away for Annual Ramen Makers Meeting. Be back next month." Needless to say, Naruto was past angry. No words could describe his fury. Only one thing could be said. Poor Tora the cat. Naruto actually gave it a heart attack this time round, and it wasn't pretty. Sasuke shook so much from holding in his laughter he fell off his tree and landed face down on the forest floor. Sakura backed away from the red aura coming off of Naruto. Kakashi ran. Sadly, the cat somehow lived. After that day, Naruto was sure that cats had nine lives.
...That was weird. Oh well. Reviews are appreciated, flames will be used to toast marshmallows. Sorry if it's kinda short, but I'm writing this at 1:20AM. Better now than never.