Spring Cleaning
Author: illusionary001
Rating: G
Summary: Hakkai is on a spring cleaning mission. And Gojyo and Goku are trying to protect their stuff...
Authors Note: Written for the saiyukitime community over a LJ. Prompt# 8– 'spring cleaning' (Written in 25 minutes. :)) Please be nice and review??

Sanzo was busy sipping tea and reading the paper when Gojyo and Goku burst into his office ,carrying boxes, and locked the door.

"What the...hell? Get out of my office!"

"Shh...Sanzo! Hakkai might hear you!" whispered Goku

"Since when are you two bakas afraid of Hakkai?"

"Ever since he decided he was going to be doing spring cleaning!" said Goku "He's getting rid of all our stuff!"

"Yeah Sanzo!" said Gojyo. "He literally cleaned out my house, going as far a throwing out my lucky underwear!"

"And now he's moved to my room!" said Goku looking at Sanzo with watery eyes. "Luckily, we managed to save some of my things!"

Goku then began taking out an assortment of weird and random things that if Sanzo actually cared, he would have thrown out in a heartbeat.

Some of these things included: A weird drawing of a what looked like a dog, dirty underwear, equally dirty socks, magazines that little boys shouldn't be looking at (probably got them from Gojyo), a jar of worms, a jar of other insects, and other things that were completely and utterly gross.

Suddenly a light hearted gentle voice came from the outside.

"Goku. Gojyo. I know you guys are hiding but its not going to work. Now come out here and help me. Goku, you know you need to get rid of those things.

It's disgusting."

Hakkai's voice got closer and closer and soon it was right outside the door.

"Gojyo and Goku I know you are behind that door. Now you get your asses out of there and help me clean."

The smile in Hakkai's voice made chills go up Gojyo and Goku's spines and they slowly opened the door. Hakkai stood there like an angry mother.

"Now Goku, give me the box and go finish collecting those old soda cans from under your bed like

I told you too. Gojyo you go help him."

Goku handed Hakkai the box and walked down the hall towards his room, with Gojyo in pursuit.

Sanzo just went back to his paper.

"Che, well at least someone is making those two baka's clean their rooms. The monks already gave up on Goku."

Hakkai looked around at Sanzo's office, which was just as bad as Gojyo's house and Goku's room.

"I am glad you feel that way Sanzo, because your office is next."